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Originally Posted by beermankirk
Am I the only one who thinks there should be physical job rquirements for a poker dealer?
Alot of times in Vegas, I'll get a dealer who is so fat, they take up space of seat 1 and 10, at the table, and sometimes the dealer belly covers half of the chip tray. Im seen dealers flopping chips with the almost ready to bust buttons on the uniform.
This excessively out of shape dealer, can almost never scoop or properly push a pot to seat 3 or 8. And is the profuse sweating beast with a usually damp shirt, also not a fan of the out of shape panting dealer.
I think a 4'11' dealer who is 400+ pounds, should not be allowed to deal.
Just a mini rant, if anyone cares?
Also are any of you this fat dealer? Or do you have a fat dealer story? Im curious about this.
Kirk
I'm really turned off by the player in seat 9 who stinks of cigarette smoke or the woman with the cheap perfume cloud in seat 1.
Players with bad breath, puleaseee lets get rid of them.
How about players working on 36 hours and need a break to shower and change clothes?
I think about these things all the time but it's just thoughts I keep to myself. But surely you notice these same people. If they sit near the dealer, they must be sitting next to you at sometime.
You are aware that for some people, weight is not a thing they can do much about? There are medical conditions that cause obesity that cannot be treated with a diet.
There are also conditions that cause people to sweat profusely even if it's not particularly hot. I know at least one dealer who has this problem. should we fire him to appease you?
Age slows down the metabolism so experienced dealers may gain weight as they gain experience. Guess maybe we need to put an age limit on dealers, no card slinging after age 35?
How about unattractive people, can they deal or would that be a bad thing?
I have yet to find a cure for shortness, do you know of one? Is there an infomercial out there I've missed?
I agree, a slim, healthy dealer is much preferable to a fat, unhealthy dealer.
Just as a fat, loud, opinionated player who leaves grease on the cards and chips is undesirable.
Kirk, draw whatever conclusions you wish about my height, weight or anything else. However, since you seem to choose to judge people about things they may have no control over, whatever the truth may be probably would not interest you.