We usually spread our smallest game on Table 1, at the front of the room. Earlier this week, a mid-stakes player surprised me by taking a seat at this table while waiting for his normal game. After a few hands, he remarked, "You have some fine-looking women walking around in here tonight!"
"Wait till Saturday!", I replied. "It's Derby Day, the place is *packed* with dolled-up girls...and try to get a seat at *this* table, it's the best seat in the house!"
(I added that a Real World 6 is a Poker Room 9, and got no argument.)
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
We had a BUNCH of $2-4 LHE games today (we're a racetrack, and it was Derby Day).
I walk in, it's my Monday, I *really* don't feel like working, and I draw Table One. It's obv the first table in the room, and it offers a great view of the folks walking through the cardroom.
Well, today was unbelievable. This "let's get dressed up and go watch the Derby" thing is really starting to catch on....and the weather was probably the nicest it's been for a Derby Day since I moved up here to the Great White North...and the Derby had just finished, and literally thousands of race-goers are checking out the cardroom...AND WE ARE WALL TO WALL IN HOT GIRLS IN SHORT TIGHT DRESSES AND HIGH HEELS.
This...this simply does not happen around here. What a breath of fresh air!
None of them are playing, they're just walking around, hanging out....and I got the best seat in the house!
The players are appreciating the unusual scenery, as well. Except one OMC, of course. After 4-5 approving comments, OMC snarls, "I think it's comical!"
He paused to inhale before continuing, and I jumped right in before he could crap on everyone's enjoyment. Shaking my head, I told him, "Nope! You're not gonna rain on MY parade!" I was delighted that he STFU.