Action is on player in the 6 seat. He's got a handful of chips, he fumbling to get 'em out, we still don't know if he's calling or raising, suddenly:
Something from my left is flying at me!
Oh, it's just a $2 chip, a player on my left wants to tip the waitress $1 and is requesting change with an urgency that, in real life, is usually reserved for emergency room medical dramas.
I swivel my head back to the right to rejoin the action. Our chip fumbler in seat 6 has, in fact, raised, and seat 8 is calling. Now seat 9 points to the bet in front of seat 6 and asks, "Isn't that a string bet?"
"I don't know, I didn't see it."
"What do you mean you didn't see it?"
"While he was betting, someone on my left threw something at me, and I looked away from the action for a moment to see what was going on."
"But the dealer is supposed to watch the action!"
"Sure, in a perfect world. But in THIS world, sometimes my attention is called away momentarily, I can't see all things at all times, I'm a human being. You need to 'protect yourself at all times' in this game, and not rely on the dealer to protect you. If you see a string bet and the dealer doesn't call it, you should speak up."
"What do you think I'm doing?"
"I mean, stop the action and speak up BEFORE the next player acts on it. I can't back it up now."
"Call the floor!"
The floor comes over, and agrees with the player that the dealer should be watching the action. Rewinding, he rules that seat 8 must take back his call, seat 6 must take back his raise, and the action is now on seat 8.
Seat 9 smiles smugly. Whatever, I don't care if the guy raises or not, I'm not in this hand.
Later, on my way to the break room, the floor stops me to discuss this. He wants to emphasize that the dealer should watch the action, as if I were watching tv or something when the string bet occurred (by the way, there's no mention yet of "two motions" by the string bettor, it's entirely possible that they called a string bet on him because he didn't put his chips out smoothly enough, that the hesitation involved is the entirety of his "offense", and he didn't know the rules well enough to defend himself without my help).
I explained about having my attention called away for a moment by a yellow blur flying at me, but he shook his head to indicate that wasn't justification for not watching the action.
Now I lose it. I've still got control of my voice's volume, but not its tone. Without raising my voice, I'm screaming at the floorman, "So you're telling me that when she's on the mic saying, 'YTF, do you still have a seat open?', I should not take my eyes off the action for even a moment to glance around the table to see if all my seats are full? And I shouldn't look at her to answer, because my eyes need to be on the action 100% of the time? And if a fight breaks out at my table, it's somebody else's problem, because I can't take my eyes off the action for even a second??? Is THAT what you want???"
All this screaming woke me up.
Yes, woke me up. Nothing in this story ever happened, it was all a dream. Seriously. Look what time I posted this, I'm never awake at this hour, but I am today. For what seems like the tenth time this month alone, I was woke up by such a dream. It's always unreasonable players giving me a hard time. And I seethe, that such dreams dog me, that I can't make them stop, that they cost me sleep, that my job follows me home.
Yesterday I was awakened by such a dream, the player in the 1 seat was really riding my ass about something, I forget now what it was. I woke up, screamed in my head yet again that this needs to stop, and went back to sleep. I swear to God, the same (fictional) player was waiting for me in the 1 seat, I ended up getting out of bed about four hours early because this guy wasn't going to let me sleep!
And here's the strangest part of all of this: I'm currently working in my DREAM JOB as far as this nonsense goes! Nothing that happens in these dreams, ever happens in real life! I'm currently dealing to the nicest, best-behaved, most respectful players I've ever had the pleasure of serving in my career! And the floor staff I work with is even better!
It is such a joy to work in the room where I'm working now, it really makes these dreams inexplicable, which makes this situation even MORE frustrating. As an illustration of this, I had to dream up fictional players in these dreams, I don't have any real life players dogging me in my dreams, because I don't have any real life players dogging me in my real life job! Have ANY of you ever worked in a poker room where you didn't have a regular who drove you nuts? Well, I work in such a room, where no such annoying regular exists.
So why can't I sleep?