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Originally Posted by Suit
I've got a few hundred of these stories of my own, but it just never gets old hearing more of these. Poker attracts the bottom of the barrel for some reason. I guess it attracts all types, but we really take note of the bottom 10%.
I'm watching the brush stand at 2 AM on a Wednesday night during my break so the brush can go have a smoke. New guy walks up to the stand.
Guy: Hey, do you guys have 1-5 spread limit hold'em?
Me: No, but we do have 2-4 limit hold'em
Guy: Ok, do you have a game going?
Me: No, all we have right now is 1-2 and 2-5 no limit. Oh, and a game of 2-2 PLO.
Guy: What are the chances of getting a game of 2-4 limit going right now?
Me: At 2 AM on a Wednesday? About the same chances as of you calling up 8 of your friends to show up and play 2-4 limit with you.
Guy: Oh. Okay. Can I play 1-2 no limit?
Me: Sure! Buy your chips at the cage and head over to table 6.