Online bridge cheater = Wow.
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Drunk guy is giving away $100's in the $2-100 SLHE game. He's betting anything, and getting called down light. The winners are not enjoying the winning, it's no fun betting lots of money on weak hands.
One guy was especially stressed as he dragged a huge pot. Drunk Guy didn't understand. "Are you mad at me?"
The entire table leaped to assure him that no one was mad at him. Then one guy cracked, "You can't be mad at him--that would be like being mad at Santa Claus!"