"OOOhh!! OOOOHHH!! I'll do it!"
picks up phone:
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Originally Posted by juanez
What's the juice?
"Orange and cranberry today, we ran out of prune"
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How many chips do you get?
"As many as you can win"
"Just a kiddie wader one."
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How long does the tourney last?
"As long as it takes for you to win"
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What time does your noon tourney start?
"Let's see.... it's Tuesday, at the beginning of the month..... our noon tourney starts at 5:43 p.m"
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What's the buy in for the $105 tourney at noon?
"For you, $1.33"
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How many players will there be?
"We haven't finished dragging the cowards out of the bushes yet, I'll have to let you know later, when it starts"
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You can't buy in over the phone?
"Sure! Just give me your MAC number and PIN, please. My name is Elvis, btw"
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Can you reserve a seat for me then?
"As soon as you come to the desk and give me my reservation fee, certainly."
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What if you have to leave before the tourney ends?
"Nine other strangers will be thrilled to have known you"