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Originally Posted by Quadstriker
So I've been trying a new tactic for the "Did I get you?" line after pushing the pot. If they did forget, and as long as you read the the player as a reasonable person (read: not a miserable old bitter man or a nit) I've been responding with a smile and "It's not too late!"
I do that and add "It's NEVER too late! Come in next Thursday, toke me and say it was for today and I won't complain; I'll smile and put it in my box."
In the same vein, if a player calls a bet by tossing in the chips not all at once, I will announce it as a "String Call." If they fold and slide me one card while the other card doesn't move, it's a "String Fold."
I'll then say "Those are fine. String Raises aren't but String Tips are encouraged!"
I have a few more cheesy jokes I use that work surprisingly well...
I will tell the small bind that they get a discount, but then they have to act first because of that.
When I announce how many players, I will alternate it throughout the bump with the likes of:
Seven players.
Seven Participants.
Seven combatants.
Seven contestants.
Seven competitors.
(etcetera)
A bunch of people check and someone finally bets I'll say "No checks, cash only!"
Also, if a lot of players check a flop, I will say "Friendly Poker" before peeling off the turn. Then if someone bets, I'll say "No longer friendly! $10 worth of unfriendliness!" or whatever the bet was.
Everyone checks through the flop and turn and I'll say "Let's see if anyone likes the river." Sometimes I'll pause for affect.... "Let's see if anyone likes......" (then put out the final card and say it real low and ominous) "the river."
My big "signature line" is preflop if someone raises, say to $7 in $1/2, I will say loudly "Raise! Seven is the new two!" A lot of fellow dealers and regs know me as the "seven is the new two" guy actually (for better or worse).
Another thing I do which gets a laugh is if a player folds some garbage hand and accidently exposes it, I will say "The ten of clubs and three of hearts are exposed... Good fold sir!"
Of course a lot of this is game-dependent. At a $10/25 NL game, I will be all business (or at any game where I have a table that doesn't want personality from the dealer) - but most of the time, everyone can tell I am just having fun and I never let my schtick get in the way of a fast and accurate game.
And of course whenever a player uses my own schtick against me (happens a lot that a playser will raise saying "seven is the new two" or whatever) I'll just say "You will be hearing from my trademark attorney!"
(All of this silliness is free to all dealers who care to use them. I know I stole one or two myself...
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