Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Some of the younger guys sat in rapt attention as I waxed on about some of the things about the job that have changed since I broke in, especially: Overbetting in limit and PL when it's heads up, where the opponent can call any or all of it (or merely call the max bet, or raise/fold).
They looked at me like I was from Mars. I had to assure them that more than once I'd made a $100+ bet in a $4-8 limit game, got called, and the world didn't end.
Speaking of the end of the world: tonight in a tourney, as the preflop action proceeded around the table, the BB's phone rang, and he chose to answer it. The SB predictably shouted, "J'ACCUSE!", and told the BB his hand was dead (it isn't, of course). It was early in the tourney, we were still playing for pennies, and the BB didn't put up a fight. As I asked him, "Option?", he threw his hand in, and focused on his phone call.
I didn't muck his hand. Instead I called the floor. While waiting for the floor, the SB assured me that it was a dead hand. Other players nodded, and looked puzzled as to why I would want a ruling on this.
The floor correctly ruled the hand was live, and announced the BB would receive a one-hand penalty on the next hand. Eyebrows went up. "You KNOW you're going to win this hand now," more than one player told the BB.
Flop came K52r. SB checked, BB put out a massive overbet. Everyone folded, BB showed K5o with a grin, and got up from the table to serve his time. What a good sport (seriously, no sarcasm intended, he clearly blasted everyone out of the pot because he didn't want to benefit from his infraction).
While I'm pitching the next hand, "Dead Hand!" Guy is assuring Penalized Player that his hand should have been dead, that the (well-respected) TD must have made a special one-time-only ruling for some reason. When the "Dead Hand!" Guy turned his attention back to the table, he noticed that I was dealing in the penalized player, and frantically tried to get my attention. "He doesn't get a hand!!!!" He even reached over and started pushing those cards back to me.
I used my patronizing "calm down, dude" voice, and explained that I still have to deal him in, then kill his hand. But "Dead Hand!" Guy just. Will. Not. Shut. Up about it! And more he prattles on about the miscarriage of justice that has just taken place, the more agitated the other justice-seekers at the table become. Finally, his fourth or fifth "should have been a dead hand!" pronouncement was punctuated with, "...unless I'm wrong."
I seized the opportunity: "You're wrong, Joe." He seemed taken aback by my bluntness (it did get a few laughs), so I explained, "I'm sorry, I tried to stay out of it, but since you just won't let it go, I had to say something. The rules are pretty clear, there's just about no infraction you can commit that results in getting your hand killed."
Other players had questions about penalties, and were surprised when they heard the phrase "MAY be subject to a penalty". Many were under the impression that some infractions had Mandatory Minimums, like a one-round penalty for this or that.
I was hoping the matter was disposed of, but over the next few hands, it came up again, with more "should have been a dead hand!" grumbling (from players other than Joe). I just shook my head. "Gee whiz, fellas, take a deep breath. The guy answered his phone. He didn't set off a bomb, or anything!"
At about the same time, all folded to the BB. As I pushed him the pot, he stopped me with an annoyed, "What are you doing?" Apparently UTG had raised, and I completely missed it, and BB hadn't acted yet. Back to the "Calm down, dude" voice: "OK, ok, my bad, sorry. Give me a break, I was distracted--I'm on Bomb Squad duty over here!"