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If she was masturbating with her back turned to you what do you have you're bed in the middle of the room or she was upside down on bed? I'm pretty sure most everyone has their bed facing towards the BR door also. Still
loved the part about u ripping up the picture and making her eat it. I was in jail with this arrogant spoiled rich kid one time who held his girlfriend down and shaved her head. Similair circumstances he didn't catch her cheating, but just had some suspicion over something stupid.

01-26-2010 , 08:42 AM

#104

miniwiz

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haha this is better than breathing exercises to get rid of steam

11-02-2010 , 03:40 PM

#105

Rocheyy

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeuxEx

[ ] OP was an English major in college.
[ ] OP has a girlfriend.
[ ] OP is not a virgin.
[X] OP has a crush on his friend and doesn't know how to tell him.
[X] OP has a small penis so he is a catcher and not a pitcher.

[x]unnecessary use of checkboxes
[x]you're a moron

11-02-2010 , 05:39 PM

#106

jmil23

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sick bump bro

11-02-2010 , 10:13 PM

#107

RigMeARiver

old hand

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Best OP ever.

11-03-2010 , 01:32 AM

#108

Unjammed

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LOL

11-03-2010 , 04:00 AM

#109

AlexanderGray

centurion

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Psych ward is were the sh**t happens. The real sh**t

11-03-2010 , 05:08 AM

#110

Hardball47

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,301

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexanderGray

Psych ward is were the sh**t happens. The real sh**t

This sub-forum is kinda like a "dump all your problems here" forum.

11-03-2010 , 06:33 AM

#111

TheStudent1

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 48

Best tread in weeks.. such poetic value in here it's insane!!!

Bravo to the OP for giving me my laugh of the day =D

11-03-2010 , 09:14 AM

#112

Halukcan

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 29

LOL, OWNED

11-03-2010 , 01:23 PM

#113

snglegend371

grinder

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sick level, hilarious tho

11-05-2010 , 10:23 AM

#114

Posiedon

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lol

11-05-2010 , 10:52 AM

#115

Kajzer Sose

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 850

obv not true story

11-07-2010 , 12:33 PM

#116

cicakman

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 9,229

Quote:

Originally Posted by gigabet77

dude, op made her eat the pic, how can u not laugh?

cause we arent 6 years old? and it isnt funny?

11-08-2010 , 01:21 AM

#117

thisonesfordad

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Hmmm anyone have a recommendation for a good psychologist

11-10-2010 , 02:58 PM

#118

stryper

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Yeah Paul Weston.

11-11-2010 , 01:34 AM

#119

potpotshove

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L
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11-11-2010 , 09:34 AM

#120

canoodles

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So find a pic of her and her friend, and jerk it while your eyes gaze at a 90 degree angle towards the friend. She doesn't have to see it... passive aggressive approach is best.

11-11-2010 , 11:23 AM

#121

Nonmenthol

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 135

I'm dying...you made her eat the photo? Dude see a therapist.

11-11-2010 , 10:37 PM

#122

Yarbles

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,984

before u do anything u have to be 100 percent sure she was actually thinking about your friend because for all you know it was all you....

so this is what u do.. have your friend stick his penis in your girlfriend and then see if she gets wet the kicker is u have to not be in the room and then have your friend see if she got wet and horny... if she refuses him it might be because she suspects a trap..i can't really tell u any more advice past this because it might or might not be legal in your state to do.

gl sir and hope u clear up this mess

11-12-2010 , 09:10 PM

#123

bhere2pk

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 736

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yarbles

GL sticking a peen in a dry girl lulz

BTW op, not sure if serious... but either way the thought of you forcing your girlfriend to eat a ripped up picture that you caught her masturbating to is really funny.