Hey everybody, if there's enough interest in this, I can make it a weekly thing here. Basically, after crunching all the numbers, and playing a ton of poker with these people, I've come up with a fairly objective ranking system of the top .05/.10 players on Global. This is just for hold'em, but please note, I am close to having a way to rank you Omaha players as well. Anyway, without further ado....

TOP TEN PLAYERS AT .05/.1 HOLDEM ON GLOBAL FOR THE WEEK ENDING ON DECEMBER 9TH
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1. Leprechaun Guy
2. Busty Brunette Woman
3. Astronaut Guy
4. Reflective Sun Glasses, blue tie, and hat man
5. Red head pixie cut woman
6. Guy who looks just like Leprechaun Guy but you get a sense they aren't the same person
7. The dude with the brown hair and gigantic chin
8. Old man with comically oversized top hat
9. Reflective Sun Glasses, blue tie, and hat man also has his hand stroking his chin in case you didn't know who I was talking about
10. Smiling guy who is inexplicably holding four hole cards even when he's playing hold'em

wut

This is the best! I was going to look for my name when I was done reading your description. Good job.

U forgot about the hottie chick w the long blonde hair. She must be #11

Been lurking this site for years, never really felt the need to post..but HEY! I use the leprechaun guy and grind the .5/.10 too often lol ^^ Sup Dr!

The two leprechaun guys that he speaks of are swag7 and Law imo

<3

Leprechaun guy too high on list

solid

Any chance I am "Reflective Sun Glasses, blue tie, and hat man"?
Still need 8 more hours on NL10 grind before I move to NL20.
See you there guys!

I personally cringe whenever "Penguin from 1960's Batman TV series" takes a seat at my table.

My fellow NL10 players. Thank you for your contributions to my 32bb/100 win rate over the last 27000 hands. Finally I have 50 buyins for NL20. See you there. Good luck.

TOP TEN PLAYERS AT .05/.1 HOLDEM ON GLOBAL FOR THE WEEK ENDING ON DECEMBER 21TH
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1. Leprechaun Guy
2. Scourge, or is it scourg, I forget. Won't chat, just annihilates people.
3. Red head pixie cut woman, destroying fish who think she's no good because she looks like Sinead O'Connor, and how good at poker could Sinead O'Connor possibly be? Well, folks, RHPCW was up BIG this week, to the tune of $89.40!
4. Spiritov, another non-chatting multi-tabling reg. Spirit, I call him/her Spirit or Spir for short, gives a lot of .05/.1 players the creeps, because some people believe Spi, I call her/him Spi sometimes too, is the ghost of JabboWraCK77, a prolific Full Tilt player from a decade ago who disappeared on a trip to Nepal in 2009.
5. Astronaut Guy, three betting so light, it's like there's no gravity
6. Guy holding the pink chip. You know what that pink chip is worth? Everything. And I've never seen him have to give it up. It's like he's taunting us with that chip. Never been stacked. Always has that one chip remaining. Please fix this glitch Global.
7. zipprock244. Sometimes when you're playing against another player it's fun to see if they are online anywhere else with the same handle. The other day I played at a table with this guy and had his online karaoke recordings of country music playing in the background the whole time. Good dude. Will chat it up, although he's more of an Omaha player.
8. The dude with the brown hair and gigantic chin. I think we know why his chin is so big now, because he's DOMINATING GLOBAL POKER'S .05/.1 SCENE!
9. Linda Rondstat looking woman
10. A TIE between the two BMX guys with basically the same handle

Where are the rankings for this week? Really hoping yellow hoodie guy makes a reappearance.

Yellow hoodie guys 3 bet game is garbage. ( he knows who he is) lol

THIS WEEK'S TOP TEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD FOLKS AT PENZOIL MOTOR OIL
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1. golf1 -- FOUR! or should i say POCKET FOURS! This guy's ability to get pocket fours is uncanny. He's hitting sets 59% more often than anybody else on the site. Danger Will Robinson!
2. Tomismyhero13 -- Who is Tom, and why is he a hero? There's a story behind this player, and I'm will to go all in on it being inspiring!!
3. AlstonW -- I thought the great Walter Alston was long gone, but his shrewd managerial spirit lives on in this shark, who has Dodger Blue running through his icy cold veins.
4. Eyegetmoney -- at an astounding rate, I might add. How much money you might ask. Well, rumor has it, Eyegetmoney has been grinding from the driver's side seat of a BRAND NEW LINCOLN CONTINENTAL!!!
5. Leprechaun Guy
6. Sade -- A lot of people think just because she's a celebrity, she doesn't take the .05/.1 games on Global seriously. Well, according to my friends at Global Headquarters in Australia, Sade is a smooth operator on the felt, having netted over $56 this past week alone!
7. DrRunGood -- Just kidding, this guy is terrible.
8. zipprock244 -- again, highly worthwhile to google and allow the flashplayer in your browser so you can listen to him sing country western tunes while you play him.
9. The guy with the hoody. Nothing sparks fear into other .05/.1 players than an avatar set up to look like a high stakes player as seen on ESPN's coverage of the WORLD SERIOUS OF POKER!!!
10. Red head pixie cut woman

Bankroll nit. You don't need 50 buy ins for any limit. Don't listen to the nits that tell you that you do.

Penzoil LMAO. Good stuff man, thoroughly enjoy these.

.............I know we're being trolled here but....I feel like I should consider using my 1x in this spot.

Glorious