The tournament schedule is trash, they just don't care about micro tournaments at all by only offering garbage $3 200 gtd types or just rebuy and add on trash, and the worst part about this site is the unbelievably nitty garbage cash games, the fact they havent offered a single promotion or rake race in the history of this site is sickening, they steal so much in rake and try to justify it by saying the games are soft when in reality its just shitty nit regs at every single table

I don't know much about the cash games but a lot of the tournaments on Global Poker are friggen awesome. There are freerolls and overlay turnies everyday if u just look. I've seen overlays as much as 50% in some cases and they will run where most places would just cancel the turny.

I play the micros and there are plenty of satellite turnies u can turn into a BIG score. Today I got 3rd place in the 15k guarantee for a BIG score and it only cost me 3.3sc (won 55sc entry in a 3.3sc sattie then took 3rd). Last month, I took 1st place in the weekly 5k bonanza for a good score and it only cost me .11 sc.... 11 cents bro.... 11 cents...

There are also the bonanza turnies that run everyday that cost only 11 cents, 1 dolla, and 5 dollas. These always have some sort of overlay.

There are plenty of us micro stakes players that have turned a 20 or 50 dolla deposit into a good bankroll grinding da micros. Shot out to Prolific, RomanticHuman, J0rd, just chk out the threads. If u don't believe me, chk it out yourself, i posted most of my big wins w/ pics in the turny sweat sticky thread.

just sayin...

the microstakes cash games on this site are the worst cash games I have ever seen, overraked and same 5 players on every single table, and Global has the nerve to steal all the rake and put it into garbage freeroll giveaways instead of offering any rakeback or anything like that, just a pathetic excuse of a company tbh

Then don't play there if you don't like it. And the cash tables aren't any worse than ACR.

Same 5-10 people on every single table at .5/.10 nl right now lol, love this site

"The games aren't any worse than ACR" hahaha wow the games aren't worse than the botted European filled site? You really got me there!

What do you expect to happen as a result of your post? Don't like it, don't play it. Not rocket science.

I expect the site raking millions of dollars to ban these cheating microstakes abusers and to add in some rakeback

How are they cheating?

There are some regs, sure. But what site doesn't have regs?

The players are not very nitty, imo:

https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/64...f4b50001198627

Ezios whats makes you think they are cheating? usa rta or something?

He’s just mad that he can’t win at micros.

Global has siltently banned many micro stakes cheaters since I have posted about Spiritovic and others using software, it's either that or it's a complete coincidence that many of the multitable nit regs that have played every day for months have suddenly dissapeared in the last few days, I want more info on this, Global needs to be completely transparent and give us the reason every single account has been banned and list the games/profits they have and redistribute the money to their victims

Why? Is there any regulation that requires them to do that?

Not sure why you don't just move to a different platform if you don't like that one?

"that one" implying you don't even play on the site, interesting that you criticize me for criticizing the site i pay hundreds of thousands in rake while you don't play on the site at all, why even talk?

And yes there should be a regulation requiring them to be transparent about the cheaters discovered on their site, they don't even let players know when they increase the rake though so I know I am asking for a lot

This thread is ridiculous. As perhaps one of the $10nl Global regs, I would say that these games are probably the softest $10nl games anywhere on the internet today.

Not once have I ever felt cheated in any way, shape or form, and I certainly never felt as though someone was using rta software against me at $10nl, just lol at that. Hell, I have never had an opponent at $10nl on Global that I thought was better than me, and I just recently started playing again after a 5 year hiatus.

I play 4 to 6 tables, and I always have at least 3 or 4 people at every table who are only on that one table. I am not usually on every table to verify 100% that these people are one tabling, but I am pretty sure that they are.

The $10nl games today on Global are softer than the $10nl games on Bovada in 2018. There are far fewer, if any, cheaters in these games. If there is any cheating, it's the typical multi-accounting kind of thing and anyone multi-accounting at $10nl is probably just losing on more than one account at a time.

And since someone mentioned the ACR games, which I haven't played at all in more than 5 years, but in 2017, the $2nl ACR games were far more difficult to beat than the $10nl global games of today.

The rake is a bit high, but the games are super soft, and no one has mentioned that they splash the pot with an extra 5bb a few times each hour, which is basically just a form of "rakeback".

Anyone complaining about these games, isn't going to beat any games online.

If you can't win here, don't even bother. I give this advice to help you, find a new hobby <3

Where is your evidence of them banning players? Or are you just coming up with that yourself?

I know the nature of internet and your personal cognitive challenges make you feel like you can make outrageous claims and nobody will be able to "prove" you wrong so you'll be taken seriously, but math.

You play 10NL. Let's say Avg pot is 20BB which is being generous. Average rake at 10NL is $0.10/hand. If you paid $100K in rake, it means you won, not played, but won 1MM hands. You didn't. If you won 1MM hands, and you won 70% of the hands you played, and had 35% VPIP, it means you played 4MM+ hands. You didn't. And we won't even get to the "i pay hundreds of thousands" implying not only that you've paid $100K in rake, but that you have multiple times, which is laughable

When you don't know a lot, speaking is risky, because you don't realize how much you're revealing to listeners who do know what they're talking about.

Global has some issues, not sure what you hope to achieve by overstating them while decimating any chance you had at credibility

I couldnt really comment on the cash games as I havent played much cash on global but played a bit the last couple days and have to agree theres usually 3-4 guys playing every table at the 20 NL games up to the 100 NL games didnt pay attention to any higher. You might have better success playing the omaha tables. But from what I saw bovadas cash games are defiantly juicier then globals but I wouldnt say globals cash games are as bad as say WPN.

Sirbustalotz, I see you dominate some of the SNGs on Global. Based on your observation about Ignition having more juicy cash games than Global, which site(s) do you think still have juicy SNGs?

The action in sngs have really died the last couple weeks on global I really dont know why at least for the HU games. Bovada is good if you know how to play double or nothings alot of people complain about there being collusion in them but ive played them up to the 100$ level and still maintain a good ROI.

Ehh. I hate DONs. I played a lot of the hypers on Global last year at the $8 and below level. I will probably just do that again. I am generichandle on there, by the way. I am pretty sure I have played an SNG or two with you before.

GL bro dunno how anyone plays hypers without rakeback the variance is insane.