The player "Spirit0vic" is a multi account member of a stable as he just admitted in chat, he insta sits every single table at micro stakes, somehow is able to log out of every single table instantaneously, and never loses a session, it's hilarious that Global allows this cheating piece of **** to ruin the micros, literally EVERY TABLE

Not saying this guy is a bot but looked at the microstakes cash games just for shits n gigs and ezios is right the guy is a machien sitting like 20 tables.

So you’re telling me that a bot… wrote in chat… that it’s a bot…

And it’s multiaccounting…

And can force close all of his tables at once…

Lol he is still somehow insta sitting every single table and has never lost, **** this site

They need to just allow people to sit at 4 tables of cash games max like other sites have done.

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The OP has done nothing but bash Global with baseless allegations.

10NL on Global is soft. Only time ill ay it is after a few too many drinks and want to kill time.

If I have no problem crushing 10NL while buzzed to completely shithoused, I would imagine any decent player should be able to win.

My guess is the OP is a complete fish who simply does not have enough skill to recognize he is not skilled at the game.... Dunning-Kruger effect.

pretty much exactly this, and it isn't just 10nl but 20, as well as the little ive dabbled in 50. i mean **** i deposited $20 and spun that **** to ~230 within 24 hours at 6max cash. i always open tables and try to start them, give myself some HU action while waiting for the other tables to fill up.. playing between 8-10 tables myself and could easily do more if the tables could be better formatted to fit onto my laptop and my connected monitor.


so all in all, i have played against buddy that op mentioned, i dont think hes a bot but ive been wrong before, ive simply got him tagged as "cash reg" with a few random notes about a few hands we have played against one another

Naw he aint no bot bruh. I sit more tables then he does. I sit like 12. He might be using some hot keys if he instant leaving all tables at same time. That is def sus but he aint no bot.

yeah hes not a bot, and i currently play 12 6max cash tables for my sessions, so its definitely doable, i have no hot keys or anything either. i do wish the timebank situation worked alittle better, even whne i have a full 45 sec timebank itll auto fold and sit me out for some odd reason, super tilting does anyone know how to fix this? i wish the timebank would auto engage without having to physically click the timer

whatsup buddy, pretty sure we play cash together on the regular, but you gotta stop buying in short, ratholing isnt cool! haha glgl im sure ill see you at the tables today

He got me too the other day. Buys in short, if he doubles up he goes south. 🤣

How about yall stop teaming and I wont leave or play ss. The word is out Jeremiah weak azz need to stop recruiting players on his fake stream and sending his stables on cash game tables to team rest of us bruh. We aint stupid bruh. Don't team no ss. Team I play ss. Yall goin south cause I report all of it bruh. Spirit aint no bot though is point of thread I thought. Dunc I don't leave to run homie. I used to sit never leave 100bb. Other playas on the table cheatin so can't play deep. Sorry bruh. Can't beat entire stables they on all them limits right now. Igyy better. Global clean it up I sit 100bb deep no problemo bruh. Not even tryin to play 10nl no mo. But stables is back 50nl and up. They vacation I guess ova.

Is this the new Elizabeth5579?

Yall just go off topic. You part of the stable homie? Focus bruh. Yall think rest of us don't know? We aint stupid. Deal with me ss. Like they say get betta. Learn how to be a shortie instead cryin. Yall lucky I don't list names.

Who's teaming / cheating?
What stable / Who's stable?
At .05 / .10 cent games???
I'm glad you stacked me for 4 bucks the other day. You definitely need it more than I do. See you at the tables!

100% agree with you spirit isn't a bot.

I guess you forgot all the times you stack me bruh and I left the table. Just when you lose right bruh? Do I look short here? Win or I lose I leave when the stable comes bruh. When they leave I sit that simple bruh. Stop cryin on 2+2 nobody cares about yo personal problem with other playas https://play.globalpoker.com/gp/10/h...f1b90001a396ae

Btw bruh I can wipe me azz with you 4 dollas or buy yo lady a drink wit it. My br 3gs and I just took off 4gs. You aint got that.

Again you talk about "the stable". From experience on global its just alot of the same names multi tabling. Lots of familiar names day in and out. Is this "the stable"?? No I wouldn't be surprised if there are players "teaming", which is totally terrible. But a "stable" where? Evidence??

I can deal with 2 of you teaming on a table. Yall weak don't bother me. But once its 4 of 5 of you going 5 on 1 against me I aint no Bruce Lee of poker. Aint no way I am stayin on the table. I try play hu 200nl with weak sauce reg. I stack him twice he call the troops 4 playas sit at once all angle shoot me every time I try play. They aint cheatin me. Go ahead say i went south. I aint stupid. My antennas is always up bruh. My modo once I see 3 I flee.

uwannatrouble... Bro if you really want people to listen to what your saying you have got to stop talking like you do. Post some evidence of this stable stuff and 2 if its true why are you still playing there?

Hello pot, meet kettle.

Didn’t think I talked with Ebonics but ok.

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Stop being a clown. You aint no Global Poker security. What you gonna do if i post? Eat that chip and dip and do nothin? I post evidence to them. Why would I post here to entertain you? Yon gonna ban them? NOPE. Go on match and get a lady bruh. I aint here to entertain you. Why yall think I leave the tables? I can't play and report at the same time bruh. A lot of ID names I reported I don't see no mo. Yall eat yo chip and dip let Global take care of it.