OK........ I put in a cash out request on Sunday, 5 days ago, haven't heard crap since........

I emailed support yesterday 2 say WTF is goin on........ I aint even get an automated reply back.........

I luv GLOBAL POKER but if i am S?HADOW BANNED i cannot play on here anymore......... any1 experience anythin similar ware u dont even get an automatic email reply.........



EDIT woops sorry yall i actually got it approved the day after and i already hav the cash in my bank account..... MODERATOR plz ignore or delete thread i was worried i think it went to my GMAIL PROMOTIONS TAB.......

You're so smort.

Only thing that should be banned is your twoplustwo account

this^^^

Elizabeth is the best poster 2p2 has seen in a decade. Check out the $100-$1billion thread in PGC!

Congratulations - apparently you have reached $1 billion. I'm impressed that they approved it so quickly - wouldn't think they have a billion just sitting around.

"i will not withdraw from global poker until i have 1 billion dollars in my balance"

can u confirm this is all a bit

Yeah, she's got the comedy chops of Alia Janine. For her sake, I hope she's got the melons, too. Is she typing with a unicorn stick?

im usin it 2 pay for sumthin ill deposit agen soon JOURNEY FAILED HAHAHAHAHAHA just kiddin ........................ since the start of the journey ive been tracking how much won and lost so i can reload bankroll wen i got sum real money in the bank 2 add bak 2 balance also u never kno if global will b able 2 pay ppl cuz we all saw wat they did 4 chumba sweepstake so if they aint got cash they aint payin u and best to have ur money out. but ya i sed i wudnt withdraw but i had 2 pay 4 sumthin so i did cept i think i found a way 2 get free money on global with withdraws and crap im gonna make a separate thread about that soon......................................

not going 2 talk 2 other ppl sayin bad stuff.......... ya i thot somethin was goin on so i made the thread n now i cant delete it i aint tryina hurt no 1 lol yall aint never missed sum $ in ur acc cuz u think it aint come in yet?????????? sed a moderator culd delete heeby jeeby yall...................

Not sure if this will help, but your post above translated into Piratespeak would be the following, matey:

im usin it 2 pay fer sumthin ill deposit agen soon JOURNEY FAILED HAR HAR HAR jus' kiddin ........................ since the start o' the journey ive been trackin' how much won 'n lost so i can reload bankroll wen i got sum real doubloons in the bank 2 add bak 2 balance also u ne'er kno if global will b able 2 pay ppl cuz we all saw wat they did 4 chumba sweepstake so if they aint got doubloons they aint payin u 'n best t' 'ave ur doubloons out. but ya i sed i wudnt withdraw but i had 2 pay 4 sumthin so i did cept i reckon i found a way 2 get free doubloons on global wit' withdraws 'n crap im gonna make a separate thread about that soon......................................nah goin' 2 natter 2 other ppl sayin bad stuff.......... ya i thot somethin was goin on so i made the thread n now i cant scuttle it i aint tryina hurt no 1 laughin' 'til I spew grog me scallywags aint ne'er missed sum $ in ur acc cuz u reckon it aint come in yet?????????? sed a moderator culd scuttle heeby jeeby me scallywags...................

That may be, but if you continue to post like a 14 year old with no attempts at punctuation, endless number and other abbreviations, non-sensical ellipses with 10+ periods, and emojis everywhere, expect that you will get some negative feedback from time to time. Posts like this last one are difficult to even read.

Put it in a Piratespeak translator and it helps somewhat. Also, no need for you to insult 14 year-olds, as they are generally significantly smarter than the character (whether real or fictional, no difference in the end) that that other poster represents with his/her/other/they posts.

Every good thread needs a pirate translator.

Gar! Me treasure map be stuck in Davey Jones’s junk folder!

Avast ye mateys, yer gold coins be safe once more!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you guys serious, Matey?

Completely off topic, There is one day a year if you go in Krispy Kreme dressed as a pirate, they give you a dozen doughnuts.

OP can you tell us your preferred pronouns

OP is an it or a that not a he or a she.

for 5 days wait? geez. I used to have to wait for months pre black friday for a cash out on smaller sites. You guys dont' realize how spoiled you are to get a cashout within 2 weeks.

Ya i agree with u for once. This is not twitch.