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04-24-2018 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by el_clarko
Lmfao ! You’re -$200 in profit and riding a down swing resembling the Titanic. I will destroy you heads-up. As a matter of fact, I will play you while I’m higher than a giraffe’s neck, with both eyes closed and 2 fingers in some pussy. I will PM you after work.
Hey smart guy I play 6 max cash maybe a 9 max if I need to fill a slot. I don’t have the patience for mtts and have not put much work into getting better at them. I play a micro mtt here and there just to **** around so whatever sharkscope says about my mtt results doesn’t have **** to do with what I grind. I’m sure u were still picking ur nose and playing Nintendo when cash results were actually tracked
04-24-2018 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 1loNgGr1ND
Hey smart guy I play 6 max cash maybe a 9 max if I need to fill a slot. I don’t have the patience for mtts and have not put much work into getting better at them. I play a micro mtt here and there just to **** around so whatever sharkscope says about my mtt results doesn’t have **** to do with what I grind. I’m sure u were still picking ur nose and playing Nintendo when cash results were actually tracked
I’m just saying...its pretty ironic how someone named “DrRungood” talk so much Sh*t when their declining SharkScope graph shows -$200 in profit.
04-24-2018 , 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nick619
I really don’t understand why regs want to challenge other regs. The point of poker is to make money, so why do you want to play against regs when there are so many fish on this site?
it's pretty simple; one of or a combination of:

- ego
- seeking a challenge

Some of my favorite games from back in the day were 3-6 handed reg battles at a 6m table.

Also, when you lose to a good player, it's like, "well, he's a strong reg he'll win some, whatever", but then when you lose to a fish it's like hyachachachachacha

Edit: around '07 or so when I was coming up I played multiple sessions of 3 handed 200/400 limit hold em against the two biggest winners on the site at that time. It's still a fond memory. I don't ever remember taking money from some fish.

Oh yeah I also remember durrrr talking about how playing in tough reg battles made him a much better player than he would have been had he just bumhunted or whatever.

Last edited by pokerONETWO; 04-24-2018 at 07:44 PM.
04-24-2018 , 07:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el_clarko
I’m just saying...its pretty ironic how someone named “DrRungood” talk so much Sh*t when their declining SharkScope graph shows -$200 in profit.
Bro he hardly plays tournaments, 120 MTTs on sharkscope doesn't mean anything.

I'm always gonna take a guy good at 100+bb poker against a guy good at 15bb SnG play.
04-24-2018 , 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
it's pretty simple; one of or a combination of:

- ego
- seeking a challenge

Some of my favorite games from back in the day were 3-6 handed reg battles at a 6m table.

Also, when you lose to a good player, it's like, "well, he's a strong reg he'll win some, whatever", but then when you lose to a fish it's like hyachachachachacha

Edit: around '07 or so when I was coming up I played multiple sessions of 3 handed 200/400 limit hold em against the two biggest winners on the site at that time. It's still a fond memory. I don't ever remember taking money from some fish.

Oh yeah I also remember durrrr talking about how playing in tough reg battles made him a much better player than he would have been had he just bumhunted or whatever.

Well continue the good fight for your ego and the challenge my friend. I’ll just beat up on fish and cash checks. I don’t need to be known as a great poker player. Poker12
04-24-2018 , 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nick619
I really don’t understand why regs want to challenge other regs. The point of poker is to make money, so why do you want to play against regs when there are so many fish on this site?
You gotta let your nuts hang...

BOOM BOOM BOOM on your black ass, *****!
Here's another hit from my ****
I made a couple of moves and five-ohs were outsmarted
Here's part two of how I started
Slangin them thangs on a dope cut
Five-ohs are ridin my dick, but so WHAT?
What can you do to a ***** like Face?
And why you sweatin Ak in the the first place?
That's the mother****in problem
See a young ***** rollin a Beemer and gotta stop him
But I'mma tell you like this, heh
All lawmen suck dick!
Sneaky as hell and try to bust ya
But you can die mother****ers, cause ***** I don't love ya
You're makin it harder, on my fellas
These dopefiend bitches, and the big drug sellers
How can you preach to the fiends that they should quit
While Barry's up in Washington smokin that ****!
You need to get yourself a life or keep tryin
Or more and more cops'll be dyin, cause I am
Sick of seein ****** bein shortstopped
By a buck-oh-five, dick in the booty-ass cop
You figure you're hard cause you're a cop, see
**** WITH ME! I'mma put that ass in a box, G
Cause I don't give two ****s about ya punk
You may carry a .45 but yo I pack a pump
And you can step up if you wanna, *****
I ain't askin no questions, I'm goin for my ****
I'm runnin up I ain't afraid
I'm from the land of the heartless, the home of the paid
And if you want a gang no thang
I get my ass taxed, but I'mma STILL let my nuts hang!

You gotta let your nuts hang...

Barney calls me up he needs a ki'
But I can't give it to him, he ain't got 30 G
A Cuban on the Southside sells for 33
I'm goin 12 and out because the **** is hurtin me
The dope is gettin short up in New York too
We sell it for 33, they sell it for 42
See what we gotta do is come together
They're tryin to cut **** short, and they will if you let 'em
Now let's go out on a boat, YEAH~!
Pretend to be lawmen, and come out with dope
But first we gotta find a ***** with nuts
A down-ass *****, who doesn't give a ****
Distracts the cops, on duty
Walkin around shakin nothin but booty
That's when we make our motion
Comin from a small little island in the ocean
The other group comes in from the Rio
Me, Lil' J, Big Chief and O-Beedo
First we'll hit 'em up with some gas
Then launch a missle on they mother****in ass
That oughta get the **** to float
Come back home slangin nothin but snow
Then the prices'll drop again
****** throwing keys, paying 10
You wanna get paid mayne?
Well that's what you gotta do; and you better let your nuts hang!

You gotta let your nuts hang... ha ha!

Look deep into the eyes of this criminal
I'm gunnin ****** down, even women too
Back in the game I used to steal ****
Nowadays I don't sneak, you get killed *****
And I don't give a **** about your rep
I got somethin for your ass if you choose to step
One ***** from the Park comin hard
Heh, sendin mother****ers to the morgue
Steady gettin paid, pushin powder
Cakin mother****ers sellin flour
A brother like the Face ain't broke mayne
Hah, I started small time, dope game, cocaine
Just a reminder for those who forgot
A ***** got paid slangin rocks
Bring on the magaziney people who ban, I won't duck 'em
They ain't never scared me before, so mother**** 'EM
You ain't never seen what I seen
Young ****** killin people, and beatin up the dopefiends
So if you wanna **** with me mayne
You better come prepared, cause
I'mma let my nuts hang

Last edited by 1loNgGr1ND; 04-24-2018 at 08:48 PM.
04-24-2018 , 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1loNgGr1ND

You gotta let your nuts hang...

BOOM BOOM BOOM on your black ass, *****!
Here's another hit from my ****
I made a couple of moves and five-ohs were outsmarted
Here's part two of how I started
Slangin them thangs on a dope cut
Five-ohs are ridin my dick, but so WHAT?
What can you do to a ***** like Face?
And why you sweatin Ak in the the first place?
That's the mother****in problem
See a young ***** rollin a Beemer and gotta stop him
But I'mma tell you like this, heh
All lawmen suck dick!
Sneaky as hell and try to bust ya
But you can die mother****ers, cause ***** I don't love ya
You're makin it harder, on my fellas
These dopefiend bitches, and the big drug sellers
How can you preach to the fiends that they should quit
While Barry's up in Washington smokin that ****!
You need to get yourself a life or keep tryin
Or more and more cops'll be dyin, cause I am
Sick of seein ****** bein shortstopped
By a buck-oh-five, dick in the booty-ass cop
You figure you're hard cause you're a cop, see
**** WITH ME! I'mma put that ass in a box, G
Cause I don't give two ****s about ya punk
You may carry a .45 but yo I pack a pump
And you can step up if you wanna, *****
I ain't askin no questions, I'm goin for my ****
I'm runnin up I ain't afraid
I'm from the land of the heartless, the home of the paid
And if you want a gang no thang
I get my ass taxed, but I'mma STILL let my nuts hang!

You gotta let your nuts hang...

Barney calls me up he needs a ki'
But I can't give it to him, he ain't got 30 G
A Cuban on the Southside sells for 33
I'm goin 12 and out because the **** is hurtin me
The dope is gettin short up in New York too
We sell it for 33, they sell it for 42
See what we gotta do is come together
They're tryin to cut **** short, and they will if you let 'em
Now let's go out on a boat, YEAH~!
Pretend to be lawmen, and come out with dope
But first we gotta find a ***** with nuts
A down-ass *****, who doesn't give a ****
Distracts the cops, on duty
Walkin around shakin nothin but booty
That's when we make our motion
Comin from a small little island in the ocean
The other group comes in from the Rio
Me, Lil' J, Big Chief and O-Beedo
First we'll hit 'em up with some gas
Then launch a missle on they mother****in ass
That oughta get the **** to float
Come back home slangin nothin but snow
Then the prices'll drop again
****** throwing keys, paying 10
You wanna get paid mayne?
Well that's what you gotta do; and you better let your nuts hang!

You gotta let your nuts hang... ha ha!

Look deep into the eyes of this criminal
I'm gunnin ****** down, even women too
Back in the game I used to steal ****
Nowadays I don't sneak, you get killed *****
And I don't give a **** about your rep
I got somethin for your ass if you choose to step
One ***** from the Park comin hard
Heh, sendin mother****ers to the morgue
Steady gettin paid, pushin powder
Cakin mother****ers sellin flour
A brother like the Face ain't broke mayne
Hah, I started small time, dope game, cocaine
Just a reminder for those who forgot
A ***** got paid slangin rocks
Bring on the magaziney people who ban, I won't duck 'em
They ain't never scared me before, so mother**** 'EM
You ain't never seen what I seen
Young ****** killin people, and beatin up the dopefiends
So if you wanna **** with me mayne
You better come prepared, cause I'mma let my nuts hang

Summed up nicely. Thanks.
04-24-2018 , 09:34 PM
st1ckman?

DrOlson?

otter?
04-24-2018 , 09:54 PM
haha that's intense posting the whole song lyrics via text and bolding parts. Shoot ive never done that (but ya we all know I've done worse before anybody goes on a quoting manic episode save it lol), normally youtube links have sufficed imo and i always feel really bad afterward.

My favorite is old school, DMX "I Run Sh**" I highly recommenced it, its a great final table song to play right at the start to get the vibe right. Roy jones Jr "cant be stopped" is also some good hood mentality stuff
04-24-2018 , 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
Bro he hardly plays tournaments, 120 MTTs on sharkscope doesn't mean anything.

I'm always gonna take a guy good at 100+bb poker against a guy good at 15bb SnG play.
Stop kissing his ass. I came here for the lulz and the s*it talking. All fun and games.
04-24-2018 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
st1ckman?

DrOlson?

otter?
st1ck and otter

the best player was heisenb3rg but he came later
04-25-2018 , 12:52 AM
Poker12, funny you brag about your stars days...

1) its limit holdem
2) it was 2007...
04-25-2018 , 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMoonshine123
Yeah, SNGs will be dead by end of 2018, but Mtts will always be thriving. I personally do not play any.
Sng's have been online since early 2000,s, no reason to think they will be dead next year suddenly after 15 + years. A good amount of rec's consider themselves tourney players and find value in playing a quick tourney.

If you are a reg. depending on tourneys, it is probably a good idea to be in tune with cash games regardless, since those will always available,
04-25-2018 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by quaid745
Sng's have been online since early 2000,s, no reason to think they will be dead next year suddenly after 15 + years. A good amount of rec's consider themselves tourney players and find value in playing a quick tourney.

If you are a reg. depending on tourneys, it is probably a good idea to be in tune with cash games regardless, since those will always available,
I personally think all forms of poker will be dead by the end of 2018. Blackjack is the new move.
04-28-2018 , 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YohanGretz
Lul ur a bad reg Dr please dont talk in my direction, why would I give my SN when you have so many leaks? Poor little Nittttt, arent you the one who got caught using the N word to players?
sounds like someone with an ego problem
04-28-2018 , 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by preki
sounds like someone with an ego problem
haha!!
04-29-2018 , 03:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
Bro he hardly plays tournaments, 120 MTTs on sharkscope doesn't mean anything.

I'm always gonna take a guy good at 100+bb poker against a guy good at 15bb SnG play.
Agreed, but DRbumhunter isnt "good" at 100 BB
04-29-2018 , 03:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMoonshine123
I personally think all forms of poker will be dead by the end of 2018. Blackjack is the new move.
Kick for trolling
04-29-2018 , 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YohanGretz
Agreed, but DRbumhunter isnt "good" at 100 BB
This is coming from the dude who’s always crying like a little b**** about something new like everyday. Making accusations with no evidence. Scared to give up ur GP username prob cuz ur just a dumbass nooby fish. I’m not hiding from **** mfer. Anyone who wants to see where my game is at can open up just about any of the, atm 20 nl, tables running between like 5-11 pm m-f and 9am-1am on the weekends. U aren’t about **** but running ur mouth fishboy yohan
04-29-2018 , 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1loNgGr1ND
This is coming from the dude who’s always crying like a little b**** about something new like everyday. Making accusations with no evidence. Scared to give up ur GP username prob cuz ur just a dumbass nooby fish. I’m not hiding from **** mfer. Anyone who wants to see where my game is at can open up just about any of the, atm 20 nl, tables running between like 5-11 pm m-f and 9am-1am on the weekends. U aren’t about **** but running ur mouth fishboy yohan
Lol you need anger management, and a job
04-30-2018 , 03:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YohanGretz
Lol you need anger management, and a job
Remember that there can only be one real Docta on the Global Streets. And that's me...
04-30-2018 , 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMoonshine123
Remember that there can only be one real Docta on the Global Streets. And that's me...
**** I been running these GP streets way longer than u bud
04-30-2018 , 01:41 PM
haha, yohangretz got banned, presumably for making a bunch of ridiculously deplorable posts in the politics forum

guess he can concentrate on beating 4nl now
04-30-2018 , 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMoonshine123
Poker12, funny you brag about your stars days...

1) its limit holdem
2) it was 2007...
Yeah but:

1. limit holdem is ****ing awesome, I guarantee many nl players would enjoy the game if they gave it a shot, it's much more action
2. Nostalgia is a helluva drug. Also it went all the way to 2011 tyvm
04-30-2018 , 01:46 PM
I haven't even bragged about how one time I went to the Commerce and played 4 handed 200/400 LHE and won 60k in one night of lollive poker.

OH WAIT. I guess I just did.


      
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