Just to add some context to this thread and to further defend Jared and Poker, I'll share some premium sharkscopes stats with you as it is clear you don't subscribe to their services.

Jared has played 1,470 games against Poker12 and has profited $1,978 from him. Jared's most profitable opponent is also Poker12. If they're colluding they really suck at it!

Actually that isn't evidence against culloding. They obviously would be dumping chips if they were culloding so..

So your logic is the better player is dumping to the closer to break even player and thus they're colluding? Where is your evidence supporting this?

They are cheaters I don't care. Play a few games with them and tell me they arent. My one buy in is about 50 buy ins to you so please stop acting like you understand. If they are so good at poker why did they just magically appear on 2p2 this year? When they starrted on global? Why are they not winning on any other site? I mean they are the best players why are they not playing on acr for the sit n crush? They would clearly win way more in promos. They literally play all day everyday.

**** this site I think everyone who agrees with me should report them to PayPal. They are running through a loophole that nobody bothered to catch on to yet, and when they do get shut down they will take off with everyone's money. This site reminds me of pitbull poker from years ago.

haha, I'm a SnG reg with them. Do a little research on me here and you can probably figure out who I am on Global.

300 buy in slide? Are you down the most on the site? When you coming back ��

I don't care who you are. You are a low limit player guaranteed you're not in 50-100

You are quite the ****ing idiot.

Both yesterday and today I have gone on ultra mega tilt. When I do this I am capable of any kind of irrational behavior. In roughly 15 SnGs over the past two days I have shoved any two cards until busto (funnily enough, I managed to win one).

Meanwhile, this genius over here is complaining about me shipping away free money to all you degen fish. Why do you hate free money? Is it a brutal reminder of the riches you will never obtain?

My man over here is detailing the actual hands played as though that is remotely relevant. ZOMG YOU WERE a ZY% favorite and lost al;skjf;lasjdfsf

I used to do this at 200/400 LIMIT HOLD EM on PokerStars. It's some kind of tilt release. I lost at least 50k playing 100vpip in tilt sessions on PokerStars.

Maybe you should shut your ignorant mouth up and appreciate a Christmas gift. Or whine about free money on 2p2, that's a sweet option B.

Oh, by the way, the reason I have the best SnG graph on here is blindingly simple, which is, quite literally all non-poker12 SnG players on Global play too loose. LOL. Read a book. I go on tilt sessions and I STILL am the endboss. *****.

Sharkscope missed out on like 5k worth of winnings for me too. I am just ridiculously filthy!

My advice, is to do what your parents did. Get a job, sir!

I AM THE TIGHTEST PLAYER YET I GET EM ALL RUSTLED

My man.

Mainly because playing Sit and Gos is stupidly simple and basic.

I've never studied poker, I've just always been able to profitably click buttons and am a huge degen that plays infinite hours. I made ~ a milly playing limit hold em cash games in the day. SnGs and MTTs are just idle amusement.

"poker12s response must have been a misclick"???? Uh, bro, lie less please, I self-banned my chat. Or perhaps I'm misreading this incoherent mess of a post.

lol

Jared both shoves and calls me so ridiculously light that the eyetest is all you'll ever ****ing need to see that there is no lolcollusion. It is probably true that I've made tilt shoves and tilt calls against Jared that I don't against other players. You gotta mix things up when you've played 2k games against a guy. No, but seriously, gtfo.

It's also quite inconceivable for a player playing a lot of tables to make a misclick. INCONCEIVABLE!

Oh, ok.

The guy can't read. Maybe he shouldn't post ...

Nah, keep it open, I enjoy clowning on 'em

200/400 on stars and no 2p2??? Also how can you go all in every hand in limit Holdem? Endboss you sound like a 14 year old Sir. I don't get it you make all this money but never take a day off? Sounds like you have a sweet life playing all day long everyday. Why don't you try going outside once in a while.

You enjoy clowning on someone on a forum, you sound like a stud. So this guy admits he goes crazy going all in all the time and not taking it serious yet he is up the most on the site? That seems about right

Indeed, I have seen countless idiots accuse me of being a bot, or colluding with some unknown mystery opponents to compel said fish to stack off 40 blinds with 8th pair. In the scientific community we call these people "dumb" or "Trump voters".

THE MAIN LEAD

let's just go ahead and invent new poker terminology to justify our paranoid idiocy

That is my favorite troll line of all time. Thanks

I don't know or care if it's that one guy, because I have seen over 20 instances of people complaining about me in such ridiculous fashion that I want to unequivocally state for the record that I am the GOAT, but also an independent human genius that plays by himself, and that's why I take their money.

Thanks, although I want to add that they phrase that stat dumbly, it doesn't tell you what you think it should. Jared is also my "most profitable opponent". It just means that we make money playing games in which we're on the same table, which is obvious when you consider we're winning players and play by far more games than anybody. It's not a net win/loss calc between just us.

tbh after i posted he may have been shoving atc due to needing to leave for dinner or take a crap or a myriad of other reasons, monkey tilt and secret santa givign back did occur to me, I almost came back and edited to add those last 2 reasons. I can say after years of playing stts I've been so mad I've shoved atc for extended time periods, among other things. I can relate. I've also won when doing so and been accused of many things.

You're the goat? You play on global poker. Why don't we know the great poker12? Why isn't he playing on pad? Why aren't you playing on any other site? Jesus Christ I wish I could see you in real life. The way you talk about yourself is hilarious.

I said I played 100vpip in limit hold em. Read, bud. Read. You can't read. I have certain emotional ... quirks, and sometimes I go on ultratilt and essentially give away money to people. There's an interesting psychological phenomenon/underpinning for this, but you'd drown in those depths so let me just quit here.

More or less studly than creating numerous troll accounts to complain about other people making money at poker? Tough call.

That's just how good I am at poker. You seem upset.

I've already told you nobody cares about you and your 1$ sngs

he's enjoying clowning you because you made yourself a target by calling him out, sounds to me like he was minding his own business punting stacks. Are we really doing this on Christmas Day guys, lets at least be civil for today.

If you are so good let's set up some type of heads up long term match between us on another site? I think it would be cool for people to track in this forum

im also interested in knowing who you are, you seem to know a little bit but then also make ridiculous statements. And for the last time I dont play 1$ games for my main game lol

actually id be willing to take this as a prop bet, how's wpn? Since you think Im so awful and micro what kinda odds u wanna give me, what kinda challenge u talkin? I think it would be fun and motivational for me and the community could prop bet on it

Sit and Gos are my 4th best game

In order:

- Limit Hold Em
- Chess
- Call of Duty
- SnGs

and yet they can't even handle my brilliance -- in my 4th best game

JUST. TOO. FLY.

Wpn is good. What stakes would you like?

I'm ranked in the bottom 1k according to Sharkscope for the month of December. I don't know how accurate that is though. With the holidays my sessions are down but I'll be back to my normal routine in January. Anyone who plays a ton of SnG's goes on these slides, nothing new to me.

You're ruining my argument against 1986!