Admittedly, a lot of people live very mediocre and boring lives, however, you spewed out so much meaningless garbage in your initial posts that it is sorta ridiculous. Anyway, all of this is beside the point. There is really only one issue and that is whether or not you chip dumped. If you did, you're screwed. If you didn't, you should try to fight it.

Thread title needs more love.

thread needs more Monteroy

Thread needs PLObro to state why, if he hasn't, contacted the Global Rep here. He seems to have no problem addressing posts offensive to him. Maybe I should take that tact to try to get an answer.

The thread does not need any more spiteful responses from Monteroy. He adds nothing but negativity and hate. I've outclassed the poor soul multiple times already and he's proven to be an unworthy adversary. He is no longer welcomed in this thread; unless, he's willing to bring a positive disposition. Until then, having a dialogue with that knuckle-dragger is impossible.

Mr.Fett, I agree with your suggestion. May I propose the following:

"With much love and sincerity, save your money by staying away from Global Poker"

No, you haven't.

You misunderstand me. I'm mocking your thread title, which reads like the headline of an article with a quote from the person of significance whom the article is about. Only the headline is written by you in the third person, and you're also of little significance.

Since he seems to be done trying to resolve the issue, I guess this thread is only for him to deliver a message, which he's long since done. If the only purpose now is to exchange insults with people, I'll probably lock it up.

He is past his 1-3 day expiry date anyway, and unfortunately some of these OPs choose to stay past their prime entertainment period to become a tiny fraction of the amusement value they were at the start. Seems that is what he is choosing to do, and he will always remember this thread. Nobody else will.

Glad some others had fun with this thread, as it is nice to put a $2 cheat (particularly one who is so arrogant despite being caught amateurishly cheating a system for pocket change) in the spotlight for that purpose when it presents itself.

However, this story is over, even if the OP tries to stay around. Inevitably even he will grow weary of calling everybody else stupid, and he will put his hands in his empty pockets and vanish. That's his inevitable life cycle on the forums, even if he tries to stretch it out a bit, despite that stretching being an exercise in futility. Then again, perhaps stretching and exercise will help with his medical conditions...

Bobo Fett,

Your attempt at mocking me is contradictory to your implied duties as a moderator. It's a shame that even you steep that low. Nonetheless, it should be clear that I can out maneuver any of you authors and moderators when it comes to this game of words. Undoubtedly, I am on a level of my own. Monteroy and his other admirers have all been outclassed and shown to be amateurs. Good riddance once again.

With disheartening amounts of hate and negativity, you authors have corrupted this thread and distracted the audience from its main purpose. Not once did I launch any personal attacks until you authors provoked me. This was never about any of you, but you all decided to get into the mix. With that being said, Bobo Fett, please lock this thread. I will not let this hate continue.

Also, I am now in touch with a representative from Global. Although we are only in the preliminary stages, Joey has shown already to be an understandable and rational actor. Whatever the outcome, it appears that Joey is willing at least to give a fair listen, and at this point that's all I can ask for. If the rest of my interactions with Joey continue in this manner, then I will offer a large redaction of my initial post in part.

If any of you would like to see me on the felt, well, you can find me on WPN under a name very similar to the one I have here. The only difference is that it doesn't end with bro, but instead another suffix. No more hints. I hope your BRs can afford it.

Actually, it doesn't. Moderators are nothing more than posters who volunteer to help out with some duties around the forums, and it changes nothing in terms of expectations with regard to their posting. And I wasn't mocking you - I was mocking your silly thread title.

LOL, OK.

No, this thread has pretty much been without purpose since the beginning.

That may be true; I haven't gone through every exchange. But you brought much of this upon yourself, with all the implications in your OP of things about Global that are contrary to the experience of many others, and then in the way you wouldn't pass up a single chance to return a negative post with a reply that ramped it up several notches. Justified or not, it encourages others to do the same. If you truly want a thread like this to stay on topic, getting into poo-flinging matches with everyone isn't the way to do it.

Since this was already under consideration, that seems fine. But I don't want think it's fair for me to get the last word, so if you think you need to reply to any of this, PM me and I can temporarily reopen it for you.

I'm glad to hear this. Sincerely. If you didn't do anything wrong, I hope you get your money back.