YALL i got a story 4 u 2day.............

last wknd i put in 5 dollar oopz i mean SC HAHAHAHAHAHAA cept i only got 4 dola. wateva.

so i START PLAYIN and i play 2 things rite? i play a BUCKAMENT nd a 1 dollar JACKPOT SPIT AND GO.

SO........

I get 20 DOLLAR FROM THE SPIG N GO....... JACK FREAKING POT BABY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AND I GET 2nd in the BUCKAMENT (LIKE 8 BUX OOPZ I MEAN SC).

Now I Got 28 Dollar. Im Alredy Happy.

But It Gets Better.........

I aint rly rememba da rest cept........ i added it up n guys I WON 275 FRIKKIN DOLLARS WORTH OF TIKKETS frum my 4 dollar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now i aint win CRAP witt the tix i won.......... think i got 1 to da BIG FREEZE n 1 to a differnt hundred dolla oopz i mean sc 100. and anutha 20 dola 1. but wateva. i got it in GOOD both time........ i mitve made a BAD PLAY in the 20 dola 1 LOL............ (I THOT ODDS OF FLUSH WERE 50 PERCENT NOT 20 PERCENT...... BIG bad PROBLEM wit my bettin........)

now im in the MAIN EVENT yall........

cept i aint got cash 4 the addon...... so i gota run my free $$$$ up.......

started wit 25 cent 2day n i got 2 bux......... im playin the 50 center JACKPOT SPIT AND GO................. HOPIN 2 HIT IT BIG......... (i 1 a TREVOR SIT N GO 2 get da party jumpin)

if I LOSE my $$$$$$ i mite add 4 more doller 2 try n do wat i did last week agen....... cept i only got 9 dolar in my bank........ .............

maybe i eat POTATO????????? next week n play sum poker i need 99 frikkin bux 4 that addon........ im cumming for it!!!!!!!



SHARE ur GLOBAL POKER story yall!!!!!!!!

Congrats on making the main event, I hope you do well.

I hope you win lots of money so you can learn how to write in English.

U GO GURL! I am rooting for you!

Keep your feet on the ground and reach for the stars! - Casey Kasem (I think)

Good friggin job Elizabeth, I won a free tix to the main event too.... hope to see you at the final table.

thanx yall.................... ima BAD *****

A GOOD SINE?



(had sum bux in my acc dat i 4got abt but POTATO startin tomarow )

Got That Money In The Bank.
Shorty Wat U Think Bout Dat.
Find Me In Da Gray Calidalc.

we in da bed like..................... oop............... oop............................ oop.......... oop....... oop.

triple potato..................

What language are you writing in in these posts? I only know English, so I'm having great difficulty understanding what you're saying.

https://www.linguisticsociety.org/co...erican-english

The more you know. Jpg

holy FRIKKIN CRAP..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i put 5 dolar on 3 times!!! so 15 bux... then i win satelite and then win 45 in tornament...... now i win 200 dolar in tornament



i got a FRIKKIN ADDON AND A REBUY now...........

i got aces so many time in a row...................................... makin it ez 2 bet yall!!!

THIS THREAD NOW a DISCUSSION of 200,000 MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!!!! IM PLAYIN WITT THE PROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oop......oop......oop.

Elizabeth stocks on the rise.

*crossing fingers*

GL LIZ!!!!

Today The Big Day.

Biggest GLOBAL POKER $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$................................. .............

every1 gettin REDY............. GLOBAL POKER MAIN EVENT...................................

GOT sum advice 4 yall if yall gona listen 2 me............... if u aint then u aint gona n that OK.................

this sumthin my grammy tot me bout GAMBLIN.................... she sed if u aint gettin redy 2 GAMBLE then u aint winnin....................

OK...............................

NUMBER 1.............. Hav a cuple drinks b4 u start................ u aint wana get scared wit ur $$$$$ n u gota b able 2 call down ppl hoo r tryin 2 bluff n PUSH U AROUND

NUMBA 2 yall............................... u gota think abt winnin.................... in POKER wen u got 2 ace u got betta hand then any1 else........................... so u think bout gettin ACES..................

NUMBER 3........................... u gota b havin a gud time....................... u gota b havin fun............................

NUMBA 4................... U TALK **** GET HIT............................. if any1 talkin CRAP 2 u u gota b TAKIN THERE CASH N GETTIN EM out of da torny...................................

5................................. TAKE RISK GET PAID.............................................. ..... if u Got a Good Hand U Gotta Call!!!!!!!!

6...................................... MAKE that money............................................. ................ WIN the tornament............................. cool:

Good luck Elizabeth. When you take it down, don't forget about us little folks in the Micro PLO Games.

GO ELIZABETH5799! We're rooting for you!

I Had 30,000 Chip... DOING GOOD........ Blinds Were 500/1200... Sum1 shoved with A5s wit about 18000 Chip........... I Got AKo......... I CALL......... The A5 Win

Now I Got 10,000 Chip... My 99 lose to A10... ........... I LOSE MAIN EVENT..........................

It Is Ok...... I played WELL..................................... I Had 99 Dollar Left, I withdraw 78, lose a tornament for 11, lose a JACKPOT SPIT N GO for 10.

The free money for logging in is higher this week after the tournament.

There is Elizabeth5799 and Elizabeth57 currently active on GP. Do both accounts belong to you?

Nice!

Witch 1 U Think I Am.....................

My story is, with 15 left in this same main event with 34k up top this Chawell chode gets moved to our table.

I found it kind of odd that 3 people left have streamer tags/icons almost like the RNG is rewarding this as none seem to play very well.

Anyways, this suspicion didn't really kick in until.. first hand he moves to our table, guy in 4th opens UTG with KK, I have AQ and flat with ICM vs UTG, and then this Chawell guy I believe just opened shoved (was already over double 2nd place with chip lead)

Folds back around and of course KK calls, I fold... Chawell shows AA takes it down.

hand or two later I'm in SB with AQs, folds around, and just over 20 bigs and in one of the top 5 spots, I open shove as in my mind it's the less variance approach vs chip lead just before the final table.. I don't want to open and get shoved on and have to flip with shorties, and I'm not folding AQs for half a blind.

What's weird is he has 67o. Really, I mean I know he has a big stack, but 67 ****** off? ... Anyways, 452A3 runout, he ends with absolute nuts and sends me packing. As I get KO'd, I see he calls someone else with a similar stack with 23s.. Seriously, fing guy? This is a 100$ rebuy with 1400 peeps... how does one playing like this make it this far?

Anyways, I see he finished in third, but just something with this play and streamers up top - I don't fing know, but doesn't seem very legit and I know they love to market. Anyways, he wasn't streaming that event which sucks...

Boaf

That's the word "both" but written in a way you might understand.