agreed he should definetly be banned. he literally admitted to RTA use, i would suggest starting a thread.

Yea, please start a thread about how I got the following cheaters removed:


- JohnSquid (aSquid), head of the RTA morons.

- dizzyhippo, continued to RTA after I stopped. (squid stable)

- Aryasto, RTA-ing NL

- PrincessAriel, RTA'd PLO (squid stable)

- portemilio (squid stable)
(got unbanned somehow, came back and sent me dms on hands and could not hold a remotely intelligent conversation about a hand history but somehow moonshot from 200plo to playing anyone and everyone at up to 2k. Every time he asked me for my opinion on how he plays a hand, just screenshots visions if it disagrees with me or says sounds good or something along those lines. Now rebanned.)
Notice how he's somehow permanently banned and I'm not? Global doesn't magically choose me as a favorite.

- Me, in the sense that I outed everyone including myself and stopped using it so I was given the temporary ban, the thanks for cleaning up the games, and the "we're keeping an eye on the account" So when my account is on thin ice and hasn't been banned but portemilio got rebanned...makes you think. Put aside any personal bias you may have here, would you really be convinced I'm their wonderchild and they choose me to get away with cheating. Of course not.

I think there's 1, maybe 2 more I forgot about.

So including me, I busted anywhere from 5-8 RTA'ers, one of them litereally running a stable of RTA users.

My actions were a net positive to the site.


For my mental health and better use of my time, this will be the last time I view 2p2 or this thread on this account. I will be revisiting it after a long grind and life repairing on an alternate account when I look to extend and publicize my cfp. Otherwise, I'm out of here. Hope you all have fun crusading for a ban that won't happen on someone that cleaned up the site by removing a handful of cheaters years ago.

Later.

Keep up the grift.

TLDR for everyone

Guy does crime,

Rats on fellow criminals,

Drops a deuce of a thread,

Wonders why it stinks

...Is somehow the good guy

Thx for the chuckle lol

He truly believes he's in the right too, the delusion is off the charts. It's probably why he's a joke of a poker player and has 0 respect in the community. Even if he does become a success, the respect will still be lacking.

He isn't necessarily in the "right" but he did the community a great service getting tons of RTA users banned.

I'm not exactly against him returning to play, but I also don't have a ton of faith that Global has a team capable of discerning RTA play from normal play, which makes me wonder whether he would just pick up RTAing again.

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Seems this got bumped. He has not changed at all unfortunately, still has 0 respect for anyone else it's quite sad. Maybe some day he will change, I genuinely hope he does.

Just FYI if you play on BetOnline, Spork is on there as “LHV”. It was easy to tell; he called someone out for allegedly stealing blind HU then sitting out and also berated another reg in chat for what he thought was a “nitty” VPIP. Also had an exact count of the alleged blinds stolen - very Sporkian.

i told you hed never change.

Never say never. But no, definitely no real change yet. It's ok poker humbles everyone eventually.

Poker doesn't build character, it merely exposes it.

It definitely humbled me over time I would like to say.

I think you started out with some character. It takes character to be humble.

dude should be banned at end of day for his tefii style hit and running hes been doin latly, but outside that you literally get caught stone cheating and still get to play on the site i mean comon.

Maybe this is true, it is possible that poker doesn't give you character but it is a nice game because it WILL humble EVERYONE at some point even if the humility leaves when you start winning again

Nobody goes unscathed.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9ded506...c-9bfaa8c8aced

I hope he doesn't start a CFP, but if he does that the prospective members look closely at this thread and how he his viewed and consider better alternative options.

haha wow, this is the same guy asking for forgiveness in this thread? solid job, wont find a friend in me smh some people