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11-26-2022 , 07:27 PM
You really sound like a changed person lmao.

I don't know what sort of BS spin you gave Global to keep yourself from being perma-banned from the site, but it's shocking to me that it worked and you're still allowed to play. It feels like Global dropped the ball on this one.
11-27-2022 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by tgiggity
You might have his 5k now but he's going to have 100k in a week
Mannn, he's about to be deep in the 1/2 streets taking over!! Watch out!!
11-27-2022 , 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by glutenfree
You really sound like a changed person lmao.

I don't know what sort of BS spin you gave Global to keep yourself from being perma-banned from the site, but it's shocking to me that it worked and you're still allowed to play. It feels like Global dropped the ball on this one.
He ratted on every single other person in their circle. He got like 5 other cheaters banned. It kinda makes sense but it's also disgusting that he is clearly not a changed person. I do feel for him if he has mental problems but it doesn't make the way he acts reasonable.
12-02-2022 , 03:02 PM
"Hey, I cheated and got caught. Be nice to me."
12-03-2022 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by biggwoods
"Hey, I cheated and got caught. Be nice to me."
"Hey, I cheated & got caught, but be nice to me. That being said, I'm still going to make fun of fish for losing to their face and tell people to kill themselves, all while likely still cheating.. and also I'll play the victim at any given moment.."

What a guy!
12-14-2022 , 03:05 PM
Bump!
12-24-2022 , 12:08 PM
Update: spork decided to sit me 2k today just to button me, what a great guy, I'm glad he has changed!

12-27-2022 , 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
Update: spork decided to sit me 2k today just to button me, what a great guy, I'm glad he has changed!

This is a plus EV play. If you play only from the button, you are sure to increase your win rate.
12-27-2022 , 01:23 PM
He is the best PLO player in the world though, he doesn't need to do this..
12-27-2022 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
He is the best PLO player in the world though, he doesn't need to do this..
Or is he?
12-30-2022 , 11:28 PM
I feel bad for antagonizing him tbh. He's just a guy trying to win at the virtual card game just like us, he's just a very competitive person. I wish him the best & hope to walk in kindness more.
01-06-2023 , 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
I feel bad for antagonizing him tbh. He's just a guy trying to win at the virtual card game just like us, he's just a very competitive person. I wish him the best & hope to walk in kindness more.
I talked to this player a bit on discord, and it seems every time I talk to someone I lost my mind to on poker for whatever reason we always find common ground and have some good conversations. This whole thing is still bothering me but I'm trying to move on.

Anyone know if it's possible/how to delete threads? Support won't respond and I see it nowhere?
01-08-2023 , 12:02 AM
Spork and I are indeed bro's. He's working on cleaning up his act and there's no bad blood here. Second chances exist!
01-23-2023 , 03:47 AM
If he really wants to clean up his act, he could move on from poker.

With his attitude and lack of emotional control, I doubt he will ever have the respect of fellow poker players.

Personally, I am offended every time he sits down.

As long as he continues to play where he used to cheat he was have no peace.

Other players have redeemed themselves over time, but that's cause they didn't keep stirring the pot.

Find peace bro, quit poker.

p.s.- Consider the Hans Neimann example in the chess world. He may be playing the best chess of his life, even beat the world champion, but has found himself in the most miserable situation in his life. Because he cheated earlier in his career.

p.p.s - It is difficult enough to find peace and happiness while playing poker for a living. May be impossible if you have soiled the game.
02-13-2023 , 02:11 AM
+1, he shud def quit and move to something hes good at. how can the best plo reg w insane wr not beat 50 plo
02-13-2023 , 07:49 PM
update: he got wiped #karma
https://gyazo.com/131fc4a022c64a56a8db25d0e56e76c0
02-14-2023 , 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
Update: spork decided to sit me 2k today just to button me, what a great guy, I'm glad he has changed!

The real crime is using Microsoft edge
02-15-2023 , 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
The real crime is using Microsoft edge
global tables lag for me half the time I use chrome so I don't even bother anyone. If only their site would invest in an actual software and not be a buggy web browser..
02-19-2023 , 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
global tables lag for me half the time I use chrome so I don't even bother anyone. If only their site would invest in an actual software and not be a buggy web browser..

Same here. I have to use edge for Global or else it lags. What a site
02-19-2023 , 11:29 AM
I use mozilla and have zero issues. I also leave task mangr open but minimized and it helps run smoother.
02-21-2023 , 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by TakeNotesPlease
Update: spork decided to sit me 2k today just to button me, what a great guy, I'm glad he has changed!


Just lol you even play 1020 plo. i shouldnt tap the glass but ur prolly the worst 10/20 reg on their. dont confuse you winning lately and that being anything but Pure Sun Run. Decks been favoring you for awhile. It wont at some point and you'll lose alot in alot faster manner than you won it. #YourDust
02-21-2023 , 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by WontWinifAvgRun
Just lol you even play 1020 plo. i shouldnt tap the glass but ur prolly the worst 10/20 reg on their. dont confuse you winning lately and that being anything but Pure Sun Run. Decks been favoring you for awhile. It wont at some point and you'll lose alot in alot faster manner than you won it. #YourDust
winning?

I've been losing for years.. idk what you're talking about?
02-21-2023 , 11:37 AM
glad my pure, unfiltered autism/emotion thread is being used now to complain about global and some literal random out of nowhere flaming my boy. LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!
03-01-2023 , 09:02 PM
wow, what a cheat! what is global doing?
03-16-2023 , 03:14 AM
How is this self admitted cheater still allowed to play on the site?

      
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