Glad i have you to tell me how good i am, when you dont even know who i am and your opinion does not matter an ounce. You are a loser who loves to talk about how awesome he is because nobody else will ever tell you that

heh

I'm no objective observer, but I feel confident that you are getting destroyed in this war of words. Stick to the felt. Rndm's starving without all of your free money to feast upon.

But why don't you go ahead and nut up and tell us your Global name. Or, I guess, continue to be a sniveling little coward about it, that's an option too.

My Global screen name is poker12. Nice to meet you. What's yours?

You see, when I whine about fish, they have the recourse to talk **** about me, as a poker player, if they're on 2p2. I have self-respect and pride like that. You, on the other hand, gotta hide behind fisherprice1. Can your ego not take being outed? That's rough.

I talk as much **** on global as i do on here. I dont feel the need to announce who i am like you. There are plenty of people on here who know who i am on global.

hmmm

the only person I know that talks a bunch of **** in these games is 5betbluff -- and I'm in these games every day

pleeeeeeeeeease tell me you're 5bbluff. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

No you're wrong again LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

oooooh I love looking at the "favorite games" tab on my sharkscope page. Just a sea of black. No red in these waters.

all I do is wait for the fish to bust and either cash or bubble and that is sufficient to be the GOAT

I must just be some kind of natural super-genius. I have been referred to by numerous sharp observers as the Bobby Fischer of Globalpoker Sit and Gos, but without the anti-semitism.

Edit: I forgot that I sometimes go on supertilt and shove atc in the games until busto and also I've been disconnected while on 10+ tables a few times lately and presumably other people don't have these problems and yet I'm STILL the best. I'm like a combo of Bobby Fischer and LeBron James and Tom Dwan and Elon Musk and you're some guy playing 1/2 live nl whining about your diabeetus

keep cowerin' coward

brb tho I'm gonna go masturbate to my graphs

This guy loves talking about himself. This is fun

True, especially when I'm chillin' and smokin' and bored. You, on the other hand, love starting threads claiming people are ROBOTS because they manage to beat you at poker. I'd prefer being me. At least I don't go around blaming innocent people when I lose.

If I were rndm62 I'd have you permabanned from this place for spreading around serious accusations with no proof. Check that, no EVIDENCE, let alone proof.

You genuinely thought that a guy was a robot because ... he makes a bunch of -ev shoves. I mean, that is extremely stupid. At the very least, it shows a deep ignorance of how bots work.

You mean like you are banned on here but made a new account?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You see, rndm got the luckbox upgrade patch downloaded into his bot. Because that's how that works.

You are so dumb. Really, really dumb. For real. This is the type of post a massive losing player that thinks the RNG is rigged against him would make.

This guy is bad, according to my elementary understanding of logic and math, but is getting lucky. THEREFORE HE IS A BOT. QED.

So dumb.

The bolded does not occur because anything shady is happening. The bolded occurs to you because you are dumb. Happy to help!

If you ever played hyper sngs on acr which i assume you have and are a losing player you would know hyper bots are not particularly crushers. They shove a wide range and do well enough and profit from rb. I know you know everything tho. I already stated after that i dont think rndm is a bot.

also can we please get this guy banned? His other account is banned why is he still allowed to post?

I've never played on ACR. However, I can inform you that bots don't make clearly, significantly -ev plays in a standard shallow shove/fold spot in a vacuum, literally ever. That is the exact purpose of bots. You were talking about carbon-based rndm62 shoving utg 6m with 85o when everybody's super deep and ****. No bot in the history of bots has ever done that, unless it's glitching. A very basic understanding of the issue at hand would suffice for you to get this. Alas ...


Here we see the guy throwing innocent people under the bus because he's mad that he's not very good at poker wanting OTHER people to get banned. That is rich.

bahahaha it just occurred to me that fp1 is saying THE EXACT same stuff that all sorts of fish say when they lose to some reg

Some people, simply put, think that they are far more intelligent than they in fact are, which leads to them being BEFUDDLED at all these people that are taking their money, which leads to them blaming some malignant outside force instead of looking inward and reflecting on how dumb they are.

You said i should be permabanned for making a thread. Your other account is banned so why should you be able to keep posting if i should be banned for making a thread?

Yeah, I said you should be banned for "making a thread". Totalllllllly not a disingenuous interpretation of what I wrote. ****ing clown.

Get these innocent people's names out of your mouth, you goddamn Trump voter. I can totally see you compiling a list of people who beat you errrr I mean people that are CHEATING you.

This guy keeps complaining about players beating him on the softest site in the history of poker. lol

Jaredpoker has been beating me up in a bunch in SnGs over the past couple weeks. In fact, sometimes he even does it making shoves/calls that I think are bad. CONFIRMED ROBOT INSTA BAN LETS MAKE THREADS ABOUT IT

Maybe that's the endgame for ol' fisher price speak n tilt, get every good player BANNED FOR BEING ROBOTS so he can get the fishies all to himself. Quite wily.

misclick minraise against ULTRASPEWMONKEY CRUSHER commodore69 and quite obviously he flats because he's an ultraspewmonkey idiot ****** fish asl;jkfal;ksjfl;kasjfl;ksajf;dlkjaslfjaklsjas

i just finished playing for the night and ya i expect lots more of these kind of posts of tantrums and tin foil hats of various forms.

With the influx of WPN players it feels like a whole different site in the micro cash games from a few days ago. There's still fish sure but the ratio has dropped a bunch and the play level has drastically increased. I have a feeling we're gonna see who of the gp subforum regs and self proclaimed goat's can hang pretty quick here I think. According to a post from thrash370 the wpn snc is half the points it usually is so either all the sng regs quit or went elsewhere buckle up guys!

oh god stfu with this one time, 98% of people are extraordinarily bad at all stakes

serious q.. do you personally feel that you are as far ahead of the rest of society in every possible way or just your relative skill at a game compared to the avg person? I just had Alan Bari flashbacks haha!

I would love to see you prop bet thrash370 at stts if it were able to be arranged, that's something the community could get behind and would be good in a lot of ways I think. Multiple time SNE and crusher for 10+ straight yrs vs self proclaimed GOAT?