OMG GLOBAL IS THE GREATEST I HEART GLOBAL SO SO MUCH, CASHING OUT AND PLAYING HAS BEEN SUPER EASY 4ME, EVERYONE SHOULD SIGN UP 4 GLOBAL IMMEDIATELY AND MAKE SURE TO SAY SAGE THE CENTURION SENT YOU XOXO

I don't know what he did or didn't do, but unless you were one of his customers, I'm not sure what this has to do with his post.

Huh?

Hugs and kisses, bruh. Hugs and kisses.

Sage was mocking the cockroach guy accusing him of being a Global shill.

Based on many of his posts in this forum, I'd say the answer to your question is "Yes."

Having said that, one could probably say the same thing about me based on some of my posts in this forum.

Yes. But for the record I was also dutifully providing the requested information: I really do live in WA, I really have been continuing to play and cashout since they cut off further purchases, and I really do want lots and lots of people to join and play there with me. Daddy's hungry. Daddy's aaaaaaaalways hungry.

That's too bad. He has a great name.

Actually, strike that; it's a terrible name, which is why you had little choice but to call him "the cockroach guy". (Although I personally would've gone with "Barry".) But it is a great reference, and one which is super fun and hard to resist saying out loud every time it's brought to my attention.

Err... that is to say it would be super fun and hard to resist saying out loud if it weren't for the horrors of cultural appropriation that I, a non-Cuban white male, would no doubt visit upon the frail and totally rational sensibilities of the current cultural zeitgeist if I ever dared to utter such a thing within earshot of anyone with a Twitter or perhaps Reddit account. Or wherever young people go these days to publicly shame transgressors and assure everyone that they're hip and totally rational too. But sometimes I do mouth it silently to myself. In the dark. With the blinds drawn. Whilst under a sheet of no particular color.

People from WA can deposit again.

So people from WA have just gotten the horrible, inexcusably last-minute news: we will no longer be able to access the site come July 31st.

Thanks, Global, for literally ruining my ****ing life by giving me one ****ing week's notice in cutting off the only source of income I have. And extra thanks to WA politicians and judges for being huge ****ing pieces of ****.

Kimbr, can you please clarify for me how this goes down? If I want to participate up until the last possible second, but still be able to cash out my remaining balance in a normal, timely manner, what do I have to do? Is 12am precisely on the morning of July 31st going to be the cutoff for when I can no longer log-in to request a cashout, or how's that going to work?

OMG GLOBAL IS THE GREATEST I HEART GLOBAL SO SO MUCH, CASHING OUT AND PLAYING HAS BEEN SUPER EASY 4ME, EVERYONE SHOULD SIGN UP 4 GLOBAL IMMEDIATELY AND MAKE SURE TO SAY SAGE THE CENTURION SENT YOU XOXO

shall we say this is bad karma for trolling people with issues with poker sites? Taste of your own medicine time. Go ahead though cry a river and maybe global will mail you some tissue though. I am sure your trolls will cry with you. See ya wouldn't want to be ya. And some how global poker that you stuck up for has ruined your life? Even when I had problems with Global I wasn't this dam dramatic. geez. Your worse then the other people who had problems with Global. Put on your big boy pants and go get a jobby job. Enjoy flipping burgers.

Am I ****** now? You guys are just noobs that think cause you never had a problem that its not the poker site its the players that have issues... I have helped a lot of people get their money back from poker sites cause I been through it all over many years of play. You guy will go through same issues rest of us go through. But when you troll the players that have problems your not going to get help from anyone when you have an issue. So there is no point crying on here. Nobody going to help someone that shills for poker site and against the players. This is a good experience for you guys with what online poker players go through with poker sites. I just buried another cockroach.

Funny how I've made plenty of serious and helpful comments on this subforum, and how the vast majority of my exchanges are polite and good-natured. But you, you come at me with dumb **** like "you're a shill for Global" and "you're against the players" because I posted about my genuinely positive cashout experience(s) in the appropriate thread and didn't "side" with people who freak out about the sky falling when they don't get their cashout within 20 minutes. How the **** am I supposed to respond to something so incredibly, absurdly baseless? It's utterly stupid, and it's frankly insulting.

But even so, looks like I responded with a lighthearted and fun, if not particularly funny, overexaggerated mockery of myself in big letters. WOW WHAT A HORRIBLE PERSON I MUST BE, HUH!? (Ok, I did also ask if you were ******ed, but that was the second time you tried to come at me, and besides - being called ******ed on the internet is pretty toothless and standard. And I'll note ftr that I got at least one voiced second affirmative opinion on that point right here ITT. (I mean JFC, you JUST repeated your moronic shill comment again, and I have to ask myself, do you even know how to read? Because you obviously haven't read the vast majority of the **** I've posted. How am I supposed to be nice and tolerant with somebody like you?)

It's sad that all this time later you're still so butthurt about that that you're fine ****ting on somebody with an actual, life-****ing problem. You must be pretty desperate to feel good about yourself thinking you have the slightest reason to gloat here.

As for the rest, don't pretend to understand where I'm at. You obviously have no idea. Unlike you and the occasional other I may have shown little patience for, I'm not being "dramatic" and making mountains out of molehills; being able to play poker online for income is what makes life tolerable for me. That's a simple truth. It's great for you if you don't feel that way but in that case maybe you should check yo privilege. And also your state privilege since the one I live in is the only one of 50 where this is even a problem. Talk about running bad.

But believe you me - won't be no flippin burgers here, bud. I didn't spend 6 years in Evil Burger school to be working the grill like some kind of ****ing peon.

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Thanks for the legit laugh though. I needed that.