Are you sure you're getting it in bad all the time? Calling off bad? I've done quite a bit better than tripled my original deposit, and I only get it in bad sometimes, and usually not by calling. I have not cashed 6 of the last 8 mtt's I played though, congrats on the nice run. I hope it continues.

Yea so close this account too, just like my other one . I had been following forums and comments and saw your customer service had been getting a bit better, then once again silence. You guys take deposits in seconds but your customers aren't important enough to handle withdrawls in a timely manner. Or you just dont care and hope withdrawl will be cancelled and create more rake at the tables. As you can see on both accounts i played abit. Been on the winning end and lossing end, and let me tell you no skill is needed here its all programmed in the RNG for maximum rake. I have recorded my cash games and its sad how you get your money in with the worst hand and strike gold 80% of the time. The action flops are insane 3 people flop top sets then runner runner straight flush takes it down. I deposited again today stupidly and sat down at .25 50 omaha and hit quads 3times in 5 min. Now most people would be excited and start betting hard not me, ive noticed a pattern. Now the deck will go dead on me and another player would smash multiple hands low and behold it happens. You should call this site a lotto, not sweepstakes who inspects your rng and algirithim? I could find no info on that at all. The odds of multiple hands of straight flush to fullhouse to 4 of a kind within a 15min span on 2 tables is astronmical. But ill be damned if everyone didnt think they had the best hand i mean 4 aces kinda hard to beat other then by runner runner straight flush only like 700.00 in that pot no big deal. Gutter balls hit 1:2 when someone has a has set ks aces ect... Sure you can say im ranting, your entitled to that. But many players all over have complained but they are silenced comments removed but a few slipped threw 2+2, and i'd love to back them up. I just got allowed access to an account at 2+2, funny i had to be on a different ip whole different computer to do so, which is odd cause i have never posted there yet was banned. Kimbr can reply to this cause im posting this email. This only my opinion and im not forcing anyone to agree nor am i accusing it being rigged. Im stating personal experience threw lots of hours of play and deposits. I felt uneasy that you guys have my id and billing info so i enrolled in fraud protection. Which i only sent 3 times in clear as day formats, to have a computer generated email spit back asking again for the documents. Your security needs to step up. When i asked to cancel my account you did a week later and after many deposits. I did not to expect to create a new one so easy

Yea so close this account too, just like my other one . I had been following forums and comments and saw your customer service had been getting a bit better, then once again silence. You guys take deposits in seconds but your customers aren't important enough to handle withdrawls in a timely manner. Or you just dont care and hope withdrawl will be cancelled and create more rake at the tables. As you can see on both accounts i played abit. Been on the winning end and lossing end, and let me tell you no skill is needed here its all programmed in the RNG for maximum rake. I have recorded my cash games and its sad how you get your money in with the worst hand and strike gold 80% of the time. The action flops are insane 3 people flop top sets then runner runner straight flush takes it down. I deposited again today stupidly and sat down at .25 50 omaha and hit quads 3times in 5 min. Now most people would be excited and start betting hard not me, ive noticed a pattern. Now the deck will go dead on me and another player would smash multiple hands low and behold it happens. You should call this site a lotto, not sweepstakes who inspects your rng and algirithim? I could find no info on that at all. The odds of multiple hands of straight flush to fullhouse to 4 of a kind within a 15min span on 2 tables is astronmical. But ill be damned if everyone didnt think they had the best hand i mean 4 aces kinda hard to beat other then by runner runner straight flush only like 700.00 in that pot no big deal. Gutter balls hit 1:2 when someone has a has set ks aces ect... Sure you can say im ranting, your entitled to that. But many players all over have complained but they are silenced comments removed but a few slipped threw 2+2, and i'd love to back them up. I just got allowed access to an account at 2+2, funny i had to be on a different ip whole different computer to do so, which is odd cause i have never posted there yet was banned. Kimbr can reply to this cause im posting this email. This only my opinion and im not forcing anyone to agree nor am i accusing it being rigged. Im stating personal experience threw lots of hours of play and deposits. I felt uneasy that you guys have my id and billing info so i enrolled in fraud protection. Which i only sent 3 times in clear as day formats, to have a computer generated email spit back asking again for the documents. Your security needs to step up. When i asked to cancel my account you did a week later and after many deposits. I did not to expect to create a new one so easy.

Anddddddd that comment will be deleted too shortly I imagine.

The last thing the poker community needs is losing players spouting nonsense conspiracy theories about how online poker is rigged every time they lose a 80/20 or get a bad beat.

You. Dont. Understand. Variance.

Funnny how all over these threads there is a few people who back this company, they are not transparent if you think your playing this site with your skill, you are sadly mistaking. This site is having the balls to hang in for that runner runner win, just cause you know its coming. Call down that gutter ball for few hundro cause you know its coming. Im telling you right after you deposit its liked your marked to win get that adrenalin running and betting like a donkey. Then it starts flopping set with nut flush draw and straight flush draw and someone is betting into your and you licking your chops top set nothing that any one can draw to to beat you cause you cover 98 percent of the cards and outs. Bet yet someone still betting into you witn a set of 2s too catch quads on the river..... this isnt once, this is more times then not. Show players there hand history if thats not the case.

please don't make it easy to share text hand histories, the walls of text are sure-tell signs of crazy players

Earlier this month I saw quads 4 times in a single session at my table, in less than 200 total hands. It was pretty outrageous tbh.

Well bud im not a lossing player. Infact i could make a small fortune of this site based on the ****ed up RNG. I can take 5.00 and turn it into 100.00 in a hour switch tables to 1/2 min buy in get involved in action pots with the worst hand and sweep the pot all cause i understand how this works. If you TRULY believe this is real poker i feel bad for you.

If that's true why would you care if it's "real poker"? Why would you spend time here killing the golden goose. A sane person would be busy making their small fortune and would avoid doing anything to mess it up.

Are you already rich and you came here to warn us out of the kindness of your heart?

Because just like the 6k i had on fullflush. Its a waste of time easy deposit, cashout damn near impossible when usa regulates ill come back now this sweeps **** cold hard cash. Gonna steal my quote from another thread. Site is all fun and games till you try to cash out, just like ****ing a dirty hooker its fun till your dick falls off.

That's why you self banned your first global account? A higher moral conscience because you were crushing the games by exploiting the tainted RNG.

No wait, that's not what you said initially.
Apparently you're not a winning player, which to be frank is obvious from your logic presented in your posts with exactly zero tangible evidence. But now you're contradicting yourself. It's all so confusing.

I've had 5 cashouts that all took under 24 hours.

That's 100% contrary to my experience, my last cashout was in my paypal in 12 hours. Lots of others posting the same, as well as half a dozen players on GP I know IRL who have no trouble cashing out either.

Once you get past the initial verification which does tent to take several days, it's smooth sailing.

I'm stumped by this; perhaps I'm not understanding the way you use some terms. What, in your mind, is the difference between drawing a card from a deck, and the way a lotto randomizes?

What account was that? Can't really comment on why your account was banned without knowing what it was. But yeah, if you're just here to fill every thread you can with a lot of repetitive noise (you've already made two identical posts in different threads), or to continue with unsubstantiated rigged accusations here rather than in the rigged thread in Internet Poker, you probably will be banned.

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They definitely did go through a period of a week or two when they were barely here, but since then seem to have been all over almost every post - haven't noticed this silence at all. Are you talking about recently?

Is there a reason you are acting against their T&Cs (that almost every site has) with two accounts?

LOL, what??? What do you think the rant above is? It's nothing less than an accusation of the site being rigged.

This stuff belongs in the Internet Poker rigged thread, unless you have some substantial evidence beyond a bunch of anecdotes.

Pulled this out of the passage above, as I thought we should talk about it further. Global pays to have this forum, so we allow them to moderate it as they please. That said, if they were going out of their way to delete a bunch of criticism, I'd definitely want to know about it. It was surprising for me to hear, given how my observation is that they let pretty much anything stand. Still, I wanted to be sure, so I did a little investigating.

I looked at all the threads posted in since March 1, which is almost everything. I found a total of 24 posts deleted over 10 threads. Here's how they broke down:

11 deleted from the General Questions thread. 9 were self-deleted. 1 was deleted by Global after they solved an issue - poster replied after to say it had been resolved, but they thought the deletion was shady. And I have to be honest, I went through each page and when I got to the end realized I only found 10 and didn't feel like going all the way though again to find the missing post.
3 deleted from the cash out thread, all self-deletions.
3 deleted from the "Stay Away" thread - 2 were self-deletions, one I deleted that was just the OP calling someone else an *******.
1 duplicate post deleted from a thread.
4 deleted from other threads, all self-deletion.
1 deleted by another mod when "AssBlaster420" was banned for his inappropriate screen name. Was this your other account?
1 deleted by me, when I guess I got into a wild censoring mood, deleting this gem that someone saw fit to bump a 6 week old thread with:

So yeah, 24 posts deleted - 18 self-deleted, 1 duplicate, 1 for an inappropriate screen name, 1 for unknown reason, 1 for calling someone an *******. That leaves the one I deleted because I thought it was a ridiculous thread bump, and one that Global deleted that was a complaint that was resolved. So I guess you could argue that 2 complaint posts were deleted over the last 2.5 months. Is this what you meant when you said "But many players all over have complained but they are silenced comments removed"?

Oops, make that 28 posts deleted. Just deleted your duplicate post, one that called posters "cum guzzlers", one that called someone a "presenter of the penis", and someone else's reply to one of those deleted posts.

Yeah, if this silliness continues, I guess you will be banned soon.

I got to your terms and conditions reponse and stopped reading. Cause i clearly stated i closed my account due to incompentant customer service. And ****, ban this account. if i realy wanted to post again i'd create a new one but i got a life and frankly hate typing i made a exception in this case and may post in poker news and a few other ones. So yea presenter of the penis (global poker), cum guzzlers (one who swallows globals load) and you mr admin are the cock holder (one who holds the presented penis. Yup i said that now drop the bam hammer!!! Ahahah

No, I don't believe you clearly stated any such thing. But even if you did and I missed it, I'm not sure how that prevents you from replying to any of the points I made. Of course the answer is that it doesn't; it simply provided you with an excuse to avoid answering.

Oh.

Are you 12, homophobic, or both?

I don't think I've ever banned anyone for insulting me, but since you seem to be requesting it, I'll do everyone the favour of granting your request.

Just a suggestion, but why not have the form on the cashout page simply not accept $ amounts less than the minimum (with a "minimum cashout amount is X" error message)? Seems like that would save support some headaches. I'm sure you're getting tons of players who are new to online poker and don't know what to expect from the cashout process; making all the key info easily findable on the site would go a long way.

Also, after reading through this thread, much respect. You've dealt with a few inappropriately hostile lunatics like a pro.

Fair comment. I probably let the Anon12345 derail make me think it was just another general ranting thread, and may have merged prematurely. I've moved the posts relevant to your topic back into a separate thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/25...-fake-1668142/

OP jumps to conclusions, fails at logic, fail at presenting himself as a reasonable person, fails to convince others with his belligerence, fails to show he doesn't care, fails to offend the people he insults, and fails at giving it a rest.

GL Bobo!

Hello Kimber,

I've gotten my ticket closed and posted a "follow-up"... I received an email from you. And my issue is still not resolved. I've posted the proper proof of the issue, many times and it's a simple solution. Its been 9 days and I have not received the proper help I deserve.

To be clear I received a deposit error, the error message came up "CREDIT_FUNDS" as I tried to deposit $20, the site seemed like there was a server reset/outage and I saw a white screen. After five minutes the site was back up and I saw there were 7 games running making me believe the site was down shortly. When I made the transaction, it said the payment was canceled but I was not awarded $20 to my $weeps balance. I've waited waited waited for someone from CS to see my email and just readily respond properly, I received one reply saying "Here is your deposit credited to your account" showing a picture of the prior $20 deposit. Clearly not the date and time I provided the picture proof of. I received an email reply that said , we have checked our services and Paypal is working properly and that my problem was "resolved". I've received a reply stating (from you) that a transaction ID was needed. It upon calling Paypal prepaid card services I realized that the purchase was made with a card and not through PayPal which I could have done since they are both intertwined. This is my issue. I'd like to play some poker please.

-John

UPDATE: KIMBER I am going to send the pictures of the emails I've received , there's a specific number at the bottom that I believe either starts or contains "PPC0000x456" etc etc , seems like it's a transaction ID embedded in the receipts of the official emails I've received , seems maybe we can find resolve out of all the evidence I have to get the $20 credit into my account.

Please excuse my demeanor , I wouldn't want to screw up a contact with a source of income.

Thank you. Hopefully we can find a resolve, I'm sending an email to CS now, please check on it for me if you could because I hate waiting so long between intervals.

ACCOUNT USERNAME: AQKJTOO

Plese review this or forward an updated concern to whoever is handling this ticket #763037

-JOHN

Email containing. Bunch of screenshots coming at ya. : D HELP!!!!

UPDATE : KIMBER I HAVE A TRANSACTION ID !!! I will email now.

I obviously don't get how forums work ����

Hi
I resent the docs on Sunday night (May 21st).

If the minimum is $50, and I request a smnaller cash out, I will still get verified, correct?

Thanks