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05-16-2017 , 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
Hey Everyone: Heads Up, AGAIN!

So after yesterdays exchange on the internet, getting in their face about my cash out, and Kimber banning my account on player requests (yeah, that actually did happen), the song still remains the same.

The PayPal money posted with a HOLD on acquisition, payment from a "Larry Escalante" and "VGW", until June 5th, 2017. That's when the actual funds will be processed. I guess GP decided to write me a post-dated "E-Check."

Again, just absolutely AMAZING me with unparalleled customer service!
And these people still are demanding that you be "patient with them" when they take in your money, let you play, RAKE YOUR ACTION, and give you the bird on cashing out with hiding the fact you have to have an ID verification done first (which never gets done unless you're an a$$**** about it) and then they'll get around to paying you.....(Again, you have to be MORE of an a$$**** about it)....

With ANOTHER POST-DATED HOLD on your funds!!!! Excellent! I still haven't been paid.

If you happen to be reading this post and are thinking about a buy-in with Global Poker, you may want to read back on my other posts of how much of a nightmare this is accessing your funds. You will see the chain of events unfold as you read to gain a better understanding of what this site is doing with its live money players. You be the judge of what you are willing to put up with, but I would also recommend reading others posts, as well. Often times, you will see players that have "dogs in the fight" to try and discredit these claims, but keep reading onward. You will see the same pattern of events also unfolding with others, as well. Please be informed about your decision to play at this site.

Take Care!
Andrew Munz
Actually, the 21 day hold is placed by Paypal and not us. Laurence Escalante is the CEO of VGW.
05-16-2017 , 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
and Kimber banning my account on player requests (yeah, that actually did happen),
How many players requested you be banned? Were you going on at the tables ranting there too?

If you meant me, the irony is you posted your account was banned before I suggested that's what GP should do. I hadn't read your latest rant when I posted or I would have quoted it and said gl to you elsewhere. Or perhaps your understanding of timelines is as warped as, well, your understanding of everything else seems to be.

FWIW I do hope you get your cash out in short order and I do wish you luck elsewhere. Because I also hope the ban is permanent.
05-16-2017 , 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sciborg
GlobalPokerCSKimbr Please look into ticket #742718 username= sciborg

ID and withdrawal request sent in on may 11th. and have heard nothing back
I just replied to your email. Please let me know if you got it. Thanks.
05-16-2017 , 10:44 AM
21 day hold is by PayPal you say?
Just got off the phone with them, and they said the opposite.
Who's holding the bag here?

Again Folks,
After the soothsayers primarily disregarding my claims, now we have an established pattern of _____?

I think a little media mud slinging event is about to take place here.
05-16-2017 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by GlobalPokerCSKimbr
I just replied to your email. Please let me know if you got it. Thanks.
Just received email..Thanks for your quick response! Can i assume that now that my ID is verified,future payouts will be made promptly and just the first one is delayed because of verification process?

Again, thanks for your prompt reply and help.
05-16-2017 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by sciborg
Just received email..Thanks for your quick response! Can i assume that now that my ID is verified,future payouts will be made promptly and just the first one is delayed because of verification process?

Again, thanks for your prompt reply and help.
Yes. It's just for the first cash out request. You're very much welcome and see you on our tables.
05-16-2017 , 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
21 day hold is by PayPal you say?
Just got off the phone with them, and they said the opposite.
Who's holding the bag here?

Again Folks,
After the soothsayers primarily disregarding my claims, now we have an established pattern of _____?

I think a little media mud slinging event is about to take place here.

Its in their T&C, "when contending with Darwin Award Finalists, an extended hold may be placed on the release of monies. This is due in large part to the douchebaggery behaviour of recipient"

Mud-slinging....bich please, what are you going to do, update your Facebook status, make a mean tweet? I hope you always snug up your helmet when you are taken out for a walk in public.

Chill out and stop making an ass of yourself. Here, this should bring back memories of happier days.
05-16-2017 , 12:07 PM
So here’s my take on Global poker. To give you some perspective on me, I’ve been playing poker for 10 years and although it’s not my primary business, I have, at times, relied on it to make rent as a month or two grinding at Commerce has always come through. Currently I play 5-5 NL and have been loving the 5-5-10 PLO hosted by 2+2 and Live at the Bike legend limon.

Unfortunately I broke my leg in a surfing accident and I’m off the feet for 2 months. I was jonesin for poker, but I’ve gotten brunt by Stars and FD, like many of you and I’m always apprehensive. I tried Bovada a few years back; won a tourney and received cash outs, but with a Mac, their software crashing was too frustrating to continue.

CUT TO:

I’m chilling on my couch, nursing my leg, sedated on top pharmaceuticals, wasting my life on FB and this add for Global Poker shows up, so I go and have a gander at their site. I quickly blow through the 2 dollar advance they give and after a bit of deliberation I decide to make a deposit of 50 bucks. I play the sit and goes, do well and run it up, then I try the 6 max PLO, a game I love and run like **** and run it down. The action is so sick that I wonder if dudes are working together, but it could be just bad luck; bad streaks are the nature of the game. I make a small withdraw to test the system and it comes back in 4 days after sending a bill and a copy of my license.

Once I get the withdrawal back from Global I decide to make a bigger deposit as I want to play closer to my normal game. The biggest games on there are 2-4 NL and 1-2 PLO, although I’ve seen a couple of 10-20 games go.

I run well and build it up and its time to make another withdraw, but this time they tell me I can’t withdraw because there is another user from my ip address using the site. My wife started an account and has only played with her free 2 dollar gift. She’s just learning the game and was bored as I spent so much time grinding on there. We have never played at the same table. It’s troubling that they are holding up my money because she is also a user. You would think they would at least check to see if that user had played at same table as me before holding my up my cash out and essentially accusing us of collusion. Red flag number one. Still waiting on the cash out.

Red flag # 2: I’m playing in a juicy 2-4 game and I have very detailed notes on my competitors. Suddenly as I’m being sent yet another pot, the site crashes. I get back on a few mins later and people start reconnecting to the table, but the money is gone. ****, ****ed again by online poker, I think to myself. Another player tells me to click the seat and sure enough my money shows up, but I have no idea if that last pot appeared in my account. The cards start flying once I click the seat, but my notes have disappeared (For me the notes are everything and I’ve never lost them on FT or Stars). I quickly pick up AK and even though I’m ready to bail, I’m not just gonna fold it so I open and get 2 callers, typical to the action before the crash. Flop Ks Kc 2s. Sweet! I bet pretty big, there was no sense slowplaying before the crash, and I get a caller who has position on me. 4s on turn and I check and Villain makes a small bet. Hate the flush card, but I call. Blank on river and I check again only to have Villian, insta pot, around 150 bucks now. ****, I wish I had my notes, but I make the tight fold and get off the table with my profits. An hour later I go back to the account to see what’s up and my notes have magically appeared. The dude is still sitting and my note on him is literally: DONK, makes big pot bluff on river. ****! That sucks.

I write customer service saying, hey, I should get something here. Notes are a huge part of my game and they write back that they don’t see it that way, that the notes are not guaranteed and that I made the decision to fold. I think it’s lame that they don’t offer anything, but I’m not gonna lose sleep over it.

This recent delay on the cash out is a bit more troubling and I hope it’s resolved soon. Regulated to my couch I grinded hard this weekend and made in line with what I would consider a good week rate, live.

All and All I think the site has some good stuff going on. The action is fast. So fast, in fact, that you really have to be paying attention or you will get timed out. This keeps the games moving at lightning speed.

There are some technical glitches that are troubling. When you go all in sometimes it leaves a few cents in, so you’re really not all in and it gives the other guy a chance to raise you and if you misclick or get bounced you could lose a huge pot. The tourneys are tiny, like hardly worth the time, unless you’re just learning and they don’t have antes, just blinds, in a turbo setting, which in itself isn’t that bad, just different.

The cash games are good, pretty typical of online and I do think Global is attracting a Facebook general poker player pool, which is nice, but with the technical glitches and the issues with payout and with the entire pay system going through Paypal, which takes 3.5% of you cash-out, Global doesn’t offer checks, I’m hesitant to recommend the site to friends who take poker seriously.

If it resolves the cash out issues and fixes the technical glitches it has some potential though and if you happen to break your leg, like me, it might not a bad way to get in the poker fix. IF the cash out comes!
05-16-2017 , 03:31 PM
I have played on GP for couple of weeks, they do cash out but compare how simple to deposit thru Paypal is a total joke. My first cash out was $300 and took me a week after submitted all the required documents, my second cash out was $1200 and never made even after 24 hours then I lost it. I am not sure it's their support issue or intentionally delay, either way it's not excusable for running a gambling site.
05-16-2017 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by smallarmy
I have played on GP for couple of weeks, they do cash out but compare how simple to deposit thru Paypal is a total joke. My first cash out was $300 and took me a week after submitted all the required documents, my second cash out was $1200 and never made even after 24 hours then I lost it. I am not sure it's their support issue or intentionally delay, either way it's not excusable for running a gambling site.
This is incoherent jibberish
05-16-2017 , 05:25 PM
Update - All issues with me have been resolved. I can now deposit through my available balance, and PayPal sends it right to my bank... This site is legit. Period! Why would you see it advertised on Facebook if it weren't? Be thankful we have it!

PS im glad that Keurig thing worked out I was already gonna buy it, PayPal is fixed and awesome!

And just like most.. Yes I was skeptical at first. But its Real.. they pay!!!

Lets just hope this lasts!!

Last edited by BigBKilledYa; 05-16-2017 at 05:35 PM.
05-16-2017 , 07:14 PM
@ GlobalPokerCSKimbr

GP username: DEANMACHINE

I have sent multiple emails to support but I just get a new reference number each time and an email saying to wait 24-48 hours. I haven't received any request for any documents.

Thanks for your help
05-16-2017 , 11:14 PM
Hello Everyone:
To answer a person's question, the answer is none of the above. Facebook and Twitter are not viable outlets, but Associated Press and Reuters news sources are. They have been notified, and multiple players have been notified to action on Yahoo's outlet for an unbiased report to claims of impropriety on Global Poker's behalf. An unbiased report is forthcoming, and will be addressing this website's issues with candid reviews for people to make an informative decision about their business dealings with Global Poker. Some real light is going to be shed on what's going on at this site, and many Americans and Canadians are going to understand what they are truly getting into doing business with Global Poker. If you don't read the news, I will post the link once the story is written and posted for you all to read.
Take Care,
Andrew Munz
05-16-2017 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
Hello Everyone:
To answer a person's question, the answer is none of the above. Facebook and Twitter are not viable outlets, but Associated Press and Reuters news sources are. They have been notified, and multiple players have been notified to action on Yahoo's outlet for an unbiased report to claims of impropriety on Global Poker's behalf. An unbiased report is forthcoming, and will be addressing this website's issues with candid reviews for people to make an informative decision about their business dealings with Global Poker. Some real light is going to be shed on what's going on at this site, and many Americans and Canadians are going to understand what they are truly getting into doing business with Global Poker. If you don't read the news, I will post the link once the story is written and posted for you all to read.
Take Care,
Andrew Munz
Let me guess....u were playing .01/.02 and got felted and now can't help yourself and are trying to troll everyone...nice!

You really think world wide sites such as the ones you mentioned will pay any attention to your crazy, paranoid, absurd claims??? Google the word delusional and get enlighten us with the definition. LMFAO

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05-16-2017 , 11:50 PM
@globalpokercskimbr

DEANMACHINE
#745942
05-17-2017 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
An unbiased report is forthcoming
lol, from who? Certainly not you, as you are the most biased person in this thread. But, carry on, chief.
05-17-2017 , 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
Hello Everyone:
To answer a person's question, the answer is none of the above. Facebook and Twitter are not viable outlets, but Associated Press and Reuters news sources are. They have been notified, and multiple players have been notified to action on Yahoo's outlet for an unbiased report to claims of impropriety on Global Poker's behalf. An unbiased report is forthcoming, and will be addressing this website's issues with candid reviews for people to make an informative decision about their business dealings with Global Poker. Some real light is going to be shed on what's going on at this site, and many Americans and Canadians are going to understand what they are truly getting into doing business with Global Poker. If you don't read the news, I will post the link once the story is written and posted for you all to read.
Take Care,
Andrew Munz
After you hit the submit button, do you throw your boa over your shoulder and declare your work is done here?

Legit sources need proof you putz. They also need substance, something you are in absence, in topic and person. You couldn't get the local school newspaper to write anything.

Take out some of your crayons and draw a picture of a puppy. You need some real light, seems the bulb above your head is perpetually dim.
05-17-2017 , 09:14 AM
I was trying to find this Andrew Munz champ on facebook. He's one guy who probably looks exactly how I think he looks, but I want to confirm.
05-17-2017 , 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Rutledge Smitty
I was trying to find this Andrew Munz champ on facebook. He's one guy who probably looks exactly how I think he looks, but I want to confirm.
Lmao

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05-17-2017 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Rutledge Smitty
I was trying to find this Andrew Munz champ on facebook. He's one guy who probably looks exactly how I think he looks, but I want to confirm.

The love child of Rosie O'Donnell and RuPaul
05-17-2017 , 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Deanmachine
@globalpokercskimbr

DEANMACHINE
#745942
Make sure that you're using your registered email address to send the documents we requested.
05-18-2017 , 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by GlobalPokerCSKimbr
Hello there. Is Cableguy1973 also your username on GP?


Hello Kim, I have an issue and have sent multiple emails and requests on Zendesk (globalpoker.zendesk.com) and need assistance please!

My username on GP is the same as my username here.
05-18-2017 , 10:18 AM
I had the same problem with my GF trying it out. I had to submit her information to them also and all was good. I have since made several withdraws and haven't had any problems. It usually takes less than 24 hours to hit the paypal account.
05-18-2017 , 10:24 AM
Why would you try to ruin this? If you don't like the site don't play on it. You have some serious issues.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew Munz
Hello Everyone:
To answer a person's question, the answer is none of the above. Facebook and Twitter are not viable outlets, but Associated Press and Reuters news sources are. They have been notified, and multiple players have been notified to action on Yahoo's outlet for an unbiased report to claims of impropriety on Global Poker's behalf. An unbiased report is forthcoming, and will be addressing this website's issues with candid reviews for people to make an informative decision about their business dealings with Global Poker. Some real light is going to be shed on what's going on at this site, and many Americans and Canadians are going to understand what they are truly getting into doing business with Global Poker. If you don't read the news, I will post the link once the story is written and posted for you all to read.
Take Care,
Andrew Munz
05-18-2017 , 12:33 PM
Because Andrew Putz is either a gigantic troll or has a screw loose. Put him on your ignore list and be done with him. 0 shot either of those sites would release his "story".

      
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