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Old 03-03-2019, 04:26 AM   #751
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Re: Global Poker SNG Discussion Thread

ur all a bunch of clowns
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Old 03-03-2019, 04:39 AM   #752
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The reason I haven't streamed so much in the last week is because of toxic humans like you. I'm still working on learning to ignore and block hateful people like yourself so for now I take more days off when I feel it starting to become too much of a burden.

Maybe spend less time trying to make other people feel bad and more time on your own poker study and you might have better luck on the tables instead of trying to blame it on some 20 viewer stream making all the losers into winners.
maybe work on your perception of reality as opposed to using keywords. Im not a hater,I think you need help as do I and I also think your avenue for your form of therapy is setting yourself up for failure and at the same time taking actual money from peoples pockets dude. I suggest you go back to streaming video games or re address the way you stream poker. TGB's comedy show is one thing, your's is quite another. It was very obv watching you that you were attempting to vaildate your own play and have others validate it in real time, not cheating but about the fastest way you can ruin your win rate. And I got sick of seeing you post your stream in my games and seeing people i was playing with post links in chat because you told them to who were watching you sharing icmizer coaching sessions with my opponents who had no idea such a thing existed. It's blatantly obvious from your stream you aren't hard up for $, good for you but that's not the case for eeryone.
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:48 AM   #753
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Re: Global Poker SNG Discussion Thread

I'm not sure who is worse, buymedinner or dinglebehairy or loveskunk?

Either way all extremely terrible regs who aren't winning in $3.50SNGs on Stars. Goldenblazer is far better.
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:06 PM   #754
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if you guys can't figure out who TheJusticeBringer is then you all suck....
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:31 PM   #755
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Ok, I just have to say, just because loveskunk only plays a $17 abi doesn't mean he's not the best sng (or cash for that matter) reg on the site. Everyone knows anything above a $20 sng or $50NL is just gambling anyways.

Not only is loveskunk far and away the best player on Global, but he's handsome, funny, cool, has a million friends, and a HUGE penis (3 inches... or more!).

As for the comments regarding $3.50/$7 sng's on Stars, I have it on good authority loveskunk has enlisted the services of #2 Global reg PoutinePenguin to help him get to breakeven on that site. I've heard rumours that the two of them are confident they can get loveskunk to at least breakeven by Fall 2019 with a soft goal of being profitable by Jan 1, 2020.

Oh crap forgot to log out of my alt
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Old 03-04-2019, 04:46 PM   #756
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Ok, I just have to say, just because loveskunk only plays a $17 abi doesn't mean he's not the best sng (or cash for that matter) reg on the site. Everyone knows anything above a $20 sng or $50NL is just gambling anyways.

Not only is loveskunk far and away the best player on Global, but he's handsome, funny, cool, has a million friends, and a HUGE penis (3 inches... or more!).

As for the comments regarding $3.50/$7 sng's on Stars, I have it on good authority loveskunk has enlisted the services of #2 Global reg PoutinePenguin to help him get to breakeven on that site. I've heard rumours that the two of them are confident they can get loveskunk to at least breakeven by Fall 2019 with a soft goal of being profitable by Jan 1, 2020.

Oh crap forgot to log out of my alt
I can confirm that I have been offered a years supply of chicken nuggets to complete this task. lawyers currently looking over paperwork.
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:13 PM   #757
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Lol, well done
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:24 PM   #758
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Is there anyway to track your SNG results with a better accuracy? Would love to get a better representation of the jackpot sngs
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Old 03-05-2019, 12:08 PM   #759
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Gut feeling tells me I'm down in them, but obviously I don't have a better way
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Old 03-05-2019, 01:29 PM   #760
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Is there anyway to track your SNG results with a better accuracy? Would love to get a better representation of the jackpot sngs
Excel sheet, back to the roots
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Old 03-06-2019, 04:43 PM   #761
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I always crush on the days sharkscope doesn't track
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Old 03-06-2019, 04:51 PM   #762
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And then on days it does track I run bad 3 handed against two big fish in the 218 Dawn

I recommend that everybody registers for the Dawn SnGs, there are fish that basically only play the Dawns and none of the lower games. I don't mind making them a bit tougher if they run more.
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Old 03-07-2019, 06:58 PM   #763
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TheJusticeBringer feel free to come back to the SNG streets and I'll end this discussion for good.
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Old 03-10-2019, 07:20 PM   #764
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poutine is overrated trash, wow.
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Old 03-10-2019, 07:32 PM   #765
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more like POO-tine, am i right
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Old 03-10-2019, 07:40 PM   #766
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I've never met a person who doesn't enjoy poutine. are you vegan?
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Old 03-12-2019, 02:02 PM   #767
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The reason I haven't streamed so much in the last week is because of toxic humans like you. I'm still working on learning to ignore and block hateful people like yourself so for now I take more days off when I feel it starting to become too much of a burden.

Maybe spend less time trying to make other people feel bad and more time on your own poker study and you might have better luck on the tables instead of trying to blame it on some 20 viewer stream making all the losers into winners.
Blaming his losses on your stream how adorable! Every poker streamer in some way offers insight on hands/situational play. Using the sng coach in your stream is Brilliant and gives the stream a very educational aspect. Don't change because some donk went Busto on the softest poker website out there and is taking it out on you. Miss the streams brother
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:20 PM   #768
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just played a 218 that finished at the 30/60 level

poker is NOT dead
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Old 03-14-2019, 02:21 PM   #769
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playing ~0 vpip on my way to a mincash just like partypoker 2007 baby
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Old 03-14-2019, 04:55 PM   #770
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sick brag bro
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