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03-01-2019 , 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by TheJusticeBringer
You have been grinding DONs to scrape by for a very long time lmao. The fact you even consider yourself an actual poker player let alone think you ever have or ever will be relevant to any discussion is comical.

Aside from myself there are really only 2 good players in the SNG pool in a position to pass judgment on other players. Everyone else's opinion holds no value whatsoever.



im using some of the monies to send flowers to your love interest.
03-01-2019 , 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheJusticeBringer
You have been grinding DONs to scrape by for a very long time lmao. The fact you even consider yourself an actual poker player let alone think you ever have or ever will be relevant to any discussion is comical.

Aside from myself there are really only 2 good players in the SNG pool in a position to pass judgment on other players. Everyone else's opinion holds no value whatsoever.

As for you Goldenblazer, I can assure you that you are not #1 in profit in any specific format nor could you beat the $7 SNGs on Stars. The most profitable SNG grinder on Global blocked their stats a long time ago.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. any particular reason you ignored my posts in response to you saying I couldn't beat $7s on stars. Like I said before, your screenname doesn't ring a bell so not sure I've ever even played with you but you had to come in running your mouth when I had never even claimed to be good at poker.
03-01-2019 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS


im using some of the monies to send flowers to your love interest.
$15 spinner :O

Who are you!?
03-01-2019 , 04:46 PM
Apparently i'm not a poker player
03-01-2019 , 05:48 PM
Nice 50x bink
03-02-2019 , 04:22 AM
Ohhh is the justice bringer is poker12? Such a fkn nutcase
03-02-2019 , 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Ready4aBattle
How do you know how the 7$ Stars SnGs play? Are you not American? Is there a way for an American to rail Stars? Genuine questions.
Still wondering how your mom's basement smells.
03-02-2019 , 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheJusticeBringer
You have been grinding DONs to scrape by for a very long time lmao. The fact you even consider yourself an actual poker player let alone think you ever have or ever will be relevant to any discussion is comical.

Aside from myself there are really only 2 good players in the SNG pool in a position to pass judgment on other players. Everyone else's opinion holds no value whatsoever.

As for you Goldenblazer, I can assure you that you are not #1 in profit in any specific format nor could you beat the $7 SNGs on Stars. The most profitable SNG grinder on Global blocked their stats a long time ago.
where can i bet that he can beat $7s on stars?
03-03-2019 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Ready4aBattle
How do you know how the 7$ Stars SnGs play? Are you not American? Is there a way for an American to rail Stars? Genuine questions.
confirmed not poker12. He is aware as are most others, that canadians can also play on GP at least most of em. So there's your answer bud.
03-03-2019 , 04:23 AM
as far as TGB i think its a joke, and honestly its caused me to watch the lobby just cuz i dont wanna get "famous" by being on his stream. Good for him I guess but ya i guess i could dress up in slutty shiny outfits and sit on balloons or cakes too for $ or attention, it's not that different imo.

not saying he's an unskilled player or can't beat 7$ stars sngs but the whole twitch thing is nauseating imo, I guess im old.
03-03-2019 , 04:26 AM
ur all a bunch of clowns
03-03-2019 , 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by BreakUBad
The reason I haven't streamed so much in the last week is because of toxic humans like you. I'm still working on learning to ignore and block hateful people like yourself so for now I take more days off when I feel it starting to become too much of a burden.

Maybe spend less time trying to make other people feel bad and more time on your own poker study and you might have better luck on the tables instead of trying to blame it on some 20 viewer stream making all the losers into winners.
maybe work on your perception of reality as opposed to using keywords. Im not a hater,I think you need help as do I and I also think your avenue for your form of therapy is setting yourself up for failure and at the same time taking actual money from peoples pockets dude. I suggest you go back to streaming video games or re address the way you stream poker. TGB's comedy show is one thing, your's is quite another. It was very obv watching you that you were attempting to vaildate your own play and have others validate it in real time, not cheating but about the fastest way you can ruin your win rate. And I got sick of seeing you post your stream in my games and seeing people i was playing with post links in chat because you told them to who were watching you sharing icmizer coaching sessions with my opponents who had no idea such a thing existed. It's blatantly obvious from your stream you aren't hard up for $, good for you but that's not the case for eeryone.
03-04-2019 , 10:48 AM
I'm not sure who is worse, buymedinner or dinglebehairy or loveskunk?

Either way all extremely terrible regs who aren't winning in $3.50SNGs on Stars. Goldenblazer is far better.
03-04-2019 , 04:06 PM
if you guys can't figure out who TheJusticeBringer is then you all suck....
03-04-2019 , 04:31 PM
Ok, I just have to say, just because loveskunk only plays a $17 abi doesn't mean he's not the best sng (or cash for that matter) reg on the site. Everyone knows anything above a $20 sng or $50NL is just gambling anyways.

Not only is loveskunk far and away the best player on Global, but he's handsome, funny, cool, has a million friends, and a HUGE penis (3 inches... or more!).

As for the comments regarding $3.50/$7 sng's on Stars, I have it on good authority loveskunk has enlisted the services of #2 Global reg PoutinePenguin to help him get to breakeven on that site. I've heard rumours that the two of them are confident they can get loveskunk to at least breakeven by Fall 2019 with a soft goal of being profitable by Jan 1, 2020.

Oh crap forgot to log out of my alt
03-04-2019 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by loveskunk
Ok, I just have to say, just because loveskunk only plays a $17 abi doesn't mean he's not the best sng (or cash for that matter) reg on the site. Everyone knows anything above a $20 sng or $50NL is just gambling anyways.

Not only is loveskunk far and away the best player on Global, but he's handsome, funny, cool, has a million friends, and a HUGE penis (3 inches... or more!).

As for the comments regarding $3.50/$7 sng's on Stars, I have it on good authority loveskunk has enlisted the services of #2 Global reg PoutinePenguin to help him get to breakeven on that site. I've heard rumours that the two of them are confident they can get loveskunk to at least breakeven by Fall 2019 with a soft goal of being profitable by Jan 1, 2020.

Oh crap forgot to log out of my alt
I can confirm that I have been offered a years supply of chicken nuggets to complete this task. lawyers currently looking over paperwork.
03-04-2019 , 10:13 PM
Lol, well done
03-04-2019 , 10:24 PM
Is there anyway to track your SNG results with a better accuracy? Would love to get a better representation of the jackpot sngs
03-05-2019 , 12:08 PM
Gut feeling tells me I'm down in them, but obviously I don't have a better way
03-05-2019 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by GutPunch
Is there anyway to track your SNG results with a better accuracy? Would love to get a better representation of the jackpot sngs
Excel sheet, back to the roots
03-07-2019 , 06:58 PM
TheJusticeBringer feel free to come back to the SNG streets and I'll end this discussion for good.
03-10-2019 , 07:20 PM
poutine is overrated trash, wow.
03-10-2019 , 07:32 PM
more like POO-tine, am i right
03-10-2019 , 07:40 PM
I've never met a person who doesn't enjoy poutine. are you vegan?
03-12-2019 , 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BreakUBad
The reason I haven't streamed so much in the last week is because of toxic humans like you. I'm still working on learning to ignore and block hateful people like yourself so for now I take more days off when I feel it starting to become too much of a burden.

Maybe spend less time trying to make other people feel bad and more time on your own poker study and you might have better luck on the tables instead of trying to blame it on some 20 viewer stream making all the losers into winners.
Blaming his losses on your stream how adorable! Every poker streamer in some way offers insight on hands/situational play. Using the sng coach in your stream is Brilliant and gives the stream a very educational aspect. Don't change because some donk went Busto on the softest poker website out there and is taking it out on you. Miss the streams brother

      
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