i dont have the heart to skim this thread

if someone is feeling generous will they just confirm for me the fact that globals RNG solid?

iTech Labs certified it, but you're missing out on a ton of comedy by not reading some of this thread.

After extensive research utilizing a novel, high-level, proprietary approach, I can confirm that the RNG appears to be legit whenever I am not in the pot.

Didn't the award winning documentary producer Michael Moore argue in his movie Farenheit 911 that President Bush knew that the attack would happen ahead of time?

I don't want to sound like a consipiracy theorist, but I have been talking to a few regs that play various stakes, and it seems like coolers are happening more frequently, especially on AIPF scenarios.

Just had this hand on the FT bubble of the 10k - confirmed rig

https://play.globalpoker.com/gp/10/h...4b057a3ae201c6

I was referring more to cash games. They're juicing the games to generate more rake.

I was just teasing anyway, I don't actually think anything is rigged on Global Poker.

In and around the last 2 weeks or so i have seen some incredible run outs, flops, hands, etc etc. way way more than the norm deviation. It really feels like someone has access to what is being put out, as this all is happening at the perfect time (and always a delay before the hand finishes) to effect results before itm or bubble was reached (tourney play). Have tried reporting it twice they just reply with wrong email address try submitting it again with your correct email. LOL

Misleading title, I was expecting a gay pride brag post.

It does appear that the OP is concerned about his specific backdoor access. He needs to hire the right person to prevent this, or at least someone who can give him information on the right person. Perhaps this guy is a good place to start.

https://theblitheringidiot.org/tbi-n...eft-butt-cheek

it's july bro. we done with that ****.

LOL LUL LOL

God bless the internet

just lost a 90/10 AIPF so yes confirmed rigged. has anyone put volume in on this site? if this site actually had any traffic it would be unbelievable.

Nope, no one.

Yeah no traffic at all.

The comedy is that anyone who has played on Global Poker can honestly defend it as a legit site. The original posts about how a sweepstakes is run had it right.

Don't cut yourself short. A total of one post and you chose to quote that. Smoove....riggie away!

Hopefully I can induce a chuckle or two from you.

I have been playing on Global for almost two years and I believe it is indeed legit. The vast majority of players cash out with no difficulty. Games are still pretty soft.

I've netted over $500 as a recreational nano stakes player.

Having said that, the house of cards might collapse tomorrow (which is true of ANY online poker room, especially in the U.S.)

If you think that Global is not legit, then please do not play there.

Have a blessed day.

This is how I felt about it too. I've played live and online since 2007.
I played professionally in my early 20's pre Black Friday. I've taken every bad beat in every big pot or critical situation you can imagine.
Like I get it.

But something about Global's variance felt very organized. It just didn't feel truly random to me.
I feel the same way about Ignition. The runner runner coolers to create actions and cap off the rake are glaringly obvious.
It's not a conspiratorial wahhhhhhhh my aces got 2 outted wahhhh.
It almost has a timing to it. You can almost learn the algorithm, and except it every 200 hands.

I simply don't feel right on those sites so I don't play there.
All you can do I guess??

A very wise decision, imo. I don't understand people who incessantly moan and complain about a site, yet they keep playing there.

You also think that zone poker on Bovada is rigged, based on the fact that you couldn't beat $.02/.05.

Just so us unenlightened folk don't keep wasting our money on rigged sites, can you tell us where we can play on a rig free site?

Thanking you in advance.

I remember coming here pre black Friday and seeing the same thing. Anyone who questioned the integrity of a site was belittled and ridiculed. We know how that turned out. Unfortunately history has a way of repeating itself.

Next time you play there ask yourself, do I see hands like this in live games and were do they get the revenue to cover all the guaranteed tournaments and advertising with so little traffic.

I remember back in early 2000s when people where saying the same thing about party poker, the Poker Stars, and every single other network. Many have made bold, aka stupid, claims about Global Poker based on feelz and facts be damned. When GP stopped working with PayPal, a handful of mensa members had their ah ha! moment and said it was proof of their decline. How's that worked out?

Just recently, a small group of players with virtually no understanding of business said it was obvious WPN was going out of business, some of the lower IQ ones declared it was exactly like Lock Poker, too. Well, like almost all the riggie feelz affirmations....that was wrong.

Context means something, Global caters and markets to Zynga players. Their strategy is to never fold. That will mean more bad beats from momos not folding dead hands that catch runner runners for obscure hands.

Scroll back, someone used a HUD on GP and showed various comparisons and they were all in line with expected results. The issue you are facing is the player pool in the low and micro games on Global has no clue wtf they're doing, for the most part, and you have 3 and 4 players in almost every hand at showdown. Take a look at the hands that you've caught bad beats by and see if they should have even been in the hand to begin with. When you realize that most should have been folded out, then you start to realize how goofy the lower end of the player pool is. We have maybe 20 players in our group that play Global regularly, some very knowledgable, and there really is nothing out of the ordinary in their results or views of the network, fishy pool aside.

I chuckle at how much money people left on the table in those days, and they were proud of their fears, even when there were literally 5 figures of free bonus money to be had monthly. Helped the rest of us get more for longer, so they always have my appreciation for their paranoia.



Well, anytime a person makes silly riggie claims without evidence they tend to get dismissed, and rightly so. Do you take everything random people scream at face value?

This a joke? The integrity of many sites has been questioned properly based on the documented behavior of those sites. Lock Poker had a thread here where one person maintained a list of people waiting for cashouts (some of which were over a year long). Other sites have had very detailed information posted about them as well.

The difference is that there was properly presented verifiable data, which is quite a bit different than a rando riggie whining about flush draws and action flops that he can see with his eyes but not prove for some reason.

I would change that to fortunately, because rando riggie claims will continue to be disregarded as they should, and properly presented claims of site bad behavior will continue to generate a more vigorous reaction, and before you suggest that sites can do whatever they want without consequence, I would ask you how are UB, AP, Lock Poker, Pitbull and a bunch of others doing these days?


If you are paranoid about that stuff then do not play online. Not that complicated.

All the best.