Really? 5-11 hands? Are you sure it's not 5-12 hands later?

I’ve been playing really bad, and still losing...

I want a refund from therealqb

Can you get a deposit bonus on here?

When I try to make a purchase it says “your purchase cannot be completed at this time. Please contact support@globalpoker.com for more information .” Before I can even enter my debit card info. My username is solurdog

playing jackpot sng's. I mean, I have lost a good 12/12 70%+ favorites and also had my window just inexplicably close on me when I was betting with the nuts all in and would have won another. 37o vs KTs, lost. 99 vs 55, lost. Haven't seen JJ+ in dozens of SNG's. Absolutely just not allowed to win money. I mean, I don't even have to see the river anymore. I know it's hitting villain. Clearly playing with bots since they'll sit there for 45 min to win $2. It's unreal.

Just saying...

Literally 3 min later: Another river beat to a 2 outter. ATC just throwing all in and winning repeatedly for thousands of hands and dozens of sit and go's. It *never* goes any other way. No...I'm not just experiencing the worst run of cards ever on Global Poker. So obvious. No rhyme or reason to any of the hands, the way people play, nothing. Just lose, lose, lose.

Why are you still playing if you are convinced it’s rigged? Simple solution; stop playing. Although someone with your brain power probably can’t figure that out.

You guys insist it's on the level and I do see people withdrawing. I'm going to just keep playing and see how long this takes to work out of. I got a few back last night but I'm really not exaggerating when I say that I'm taking these outrageous river beats on here. I will say that after a night like that, to just be back at the tables this morning is unusual for me. I also do feel like my threshold has been increased. I'll just keep studying and keep getting the money in good.

5/5 jackpots today: Had the money in good to win and lost. 10 BI's lost when not one of them was legit. Literally not once was I knocked out unless it was a beat. 37o beat KK, villain runner runner'd a flush a good three or four times. Just variance, right?

You are in luck, as there is a forum that exists here that serves your need to whine about trivial, unverified beats, but some people do not take the 5 seconds needed to see it exists, so perhaps this link will save you that valuable time, and allow you to finally post your whines and concerns in the forum that is created for just that.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...rags-variance/


You also can create a blog in the blog forum here and document all of your whining for posterity.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/


Now keep in mind most people like you just like to whine for a few days in threads like this for some reason, so if you really need to do that then whatever (unless a mod shuts it down), but you are hardly charting new territory with that strategy if you choose it, as posting in incorrect forums it is pretty much expected of lazy people like you.

All the best.

Variance, selective memory, playing a high as **** variance game like jackpots in the first place, being bad at poker etc. I've played 200kish hands on this site at a decent/good win rate. Is the site just rigged in my favor?

youre not supposed to know how many hands u played

So you're not losing a good 90%+ of hands you go all in as the favorite in? Why would one player experience that and another player not? What's the point of even trying to get good at the game?

Seems like one would be better off to spend their time on something that actually rewards hard work and improvement. You know - Everything in the world except poker.

"Be bad at poker" - You have no idea how good or bad I am but regularly getting the money in as a huge favorite would indicate that I'm better than my opponents. They get handed free money and I and others don't. Seems pretty random to me. As said, would rather spend time on something that you can actually get good at without also needing an insane amount of lucky breaks going in your favor in order to succeed. Poker just doesn't really jive with the way people think in 2019. /shrug. It had a good run.

Nobody with a reasonable sample size of all-ins loses 90% when they are a favorite, because if they did then they would actually have verifiable proof of a rig, which has yet to happen in many, many years despite a ton of riggies claiming stuff.

The good news is that there are forums where whiny people can post their frustrations, including made up ones about how often they lose hands. The first one is a place where people go to whine, because some people just need to do that

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...rags-variance/

and the second one is a place where people can create blogs of whatever they like, and they can post any made up stats and hands they prefer, without any pesky need to provide actual data

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/

The current top threads in the blog forum are a person talking about a mid-life crisis, and another who posts pictures of women with minimal clothing as a diversion from his posting about women issues and other topics on the political forum. Perhaps you can add to that mix with your own life experiences.

All the best.

I can say confidently that I have some idea.

interesting

No - You can't. That's the nature of the game. I could be the best ever and lose a fortune here on Global or be the worst and win several BI's in an hour. That's the point of the game. I know: "over a reasonable sample size" - Perhaps. Maybe things will work out close to EV and maybe they won't. There's absolutely no guarantee that your poker results are going to be tied to your level of skill. None. This is why the game is so dried up and empty today. Nobody even understands a competitive field that is comprised in such a way nor sees the value in getting $185 in the middle, on the flop, with 98% equity and then losing to runner runner. Happens constantly. After a hand like that, almost everyone just shrugs and moves onto something else.

The game is terribly unpopular and unhealthy here in 2019. There's no arguing that.

No - Not in the least. Interesting is a game like Chess. Poker is just mind numbingly stupid at this point.

Again: I know you guys can't succeed at anything else so you're entirely committed to this game and you get upset when someone points out facts. Your world is fading away in front of your eyes. That's got to be frustrating for anyone especially when you're barely even making minimum wage for a living.

My judgment was not based on your poker results.

Why does therealqb even play poker on global if he hates global and the game itself it seems?

this is such a dumb thread.

You seem really determined to have others share in your misery for some reason. Some people still make money at this. Some people play for fun. You seem to avoid both of those options. Get the whining out of your system (most people of your kind last 3-5 days doing your routine) and then move onto something more productive in your life. Perhaps whittling.


Then don't play poker. Nobody is forcing you to play, so if after this you continue to play and then whine - that just says a lot about you, not the game.

This is what someone who fails at an activity, that wants to succeed at it, says about that activity after they fail at it. The more common term for it is "Loser Talk."

All the best.

How has it taken me all this time to find the best thread on 2+2

Good lord dude. How many accounts are you going to make to just end up doing the same thing over and over again? It's completely obvious who you are and what your other accounts were. You keep doing the same thing and think you're going to get a different result. It's what some call the definition of insanity.

Quit the game if it makes you this miserable. The fact that you can't win consistently doesn't mean others aren't winning good money. You think you completely understand the game, but you don't. Even if your actual poker strategy at the table is above average, which I am skeptical of, it's completely obvious that your mental game is awful. Until you fix that you will remain unprofitable at this game.

If you think what I said above is me bashing you then you're wrong, it's actually me giving you advice. Take it as you will, but please stop doing this same song and dance where you make a new account, take the game serious for a few weeks, and then start posting nonsense about how the game is rigged against you every time. This is at least the 3rd time you've done it. Knock it off already. Either get it together or move on to something else.

I honestly have absolutely no idea who you are or what you're talking about here. You most definitely don't know me nor do I have multiple accounts on this site. Facts.

I can't "fix" losing dozens of 90%+ all ins a day. That is exactly what happened on here. I get that someone withdrawing money didn't have that experience, which is why I and many others wonder what the point of the game is now that it's been around as long as it has. I was routinely outplaying my opponents, getting their stacks, and just being ripped off by 2-8% rivers. You can't expect very many people to keep playing after that and most don't.

lululuulululul compares chess to poker in a skill argument lululululul

live games are still stupid good. i literally print money every weekend. amaZIng 5/10 games and 2/5 PLO.

online MTTs @party/b365/stars are still LUL in terms of softness.

i mean im sad for you that you are poor and bad at the game of poker, but not really.