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Old 02-11-2019, 07:49 AM   #3701
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Re: Global Poker - RNG Discussion

I was hoping it would be the start of a vegetarian boomswitch rig theory. At least that would have been different, but of course it was wah, wah tilt. Maybe next time.
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Old 02-11-2019, 01:14 PM   #3702
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Ahhh, remember that nut job that insisted up and down all hands were 50/50 to win when all in regardless of the actual equity % of each hand? Then when confronted with the question of how to reconcile that rig with the fact that post flop sometimes 2 players can get all in with 1 drawing completely dead, he sort of slinked off into a new rig?

Just reminiscing. I haven't opened this thread in months, it's nice to see that it's still delivering hard.
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:37 PM   #3703
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This site is a scam. They know it and will not address any statements I make to them. According to the T&C the poker game is a sweepstakes therefore making it legal in all states. However if you look up anything regarding sweepstakes, or have 1/4 of a brain than youd know that a sweepstakes is ALL luck and NO skill. Pretty much a prize drawing. So basically on global poker each cash hand is a sweepstakes with a predetermined winner from those who have put money into the pot. Or in a tourney the winners are predetermined and given a sun run right to where the site wanted them to bust.



Legally the site cannot have an RNG, that would allow skill to influence the outcome, making it a game of skill not a sweepstakes. In 2015 or whatever the NJ supreme court ruled poker a game of skill, how can a game of skill also be a completely luck based sweepstakes?



Theres basically only 2 possible things going on. 1- Global does have an RNG and is blatantly breaking the law, therefore putting all the money on the website at risk for when they get shut down (doubt it though, if the do then the rng is so overwhelmed and bad). Or the more likely scenario #2- globals sweepstakes gaming is predetermimed like a slotmachine but designed to give the illusion of poker. Its all a rue.



Look into it. Read the T&C. Look into what sweepstakes are and how they work. Global poker is lying through their teeth about everything and refuse to address amything. On twitter all they do is make 12yr old petty jokes and not respond to my legit accusations.



Ive cashed over 2k on this site and won a dumb trophy( Gabs_Justin). Over the past 2 months ive lost to sooo many 2-3 outters its mathematically improbable, almost impossible. How do you lose 95% of the hands you were a 80% fav on the turn? Global does not release tourney hand histories because it would be so blatant that its rigged they would lose everything immediately.



This site is rigged plain and simple. Do you think if i accused WSOP or partypoker or 888 id get the kimd of responses i get from global? Not a chance, they know what they do is legit thats why the try to make sure their players know its a fair game. Global knows its rigged and doesnt care. **** global
You must have been banned and created a new account. This is like the third time such drivel has shown up here from some 'no-thinker' completely ignorant.

You should pm PTS1, or whatever the name is, and you two can discuss your brainfarts like being lost on the model, flat Earth theory, and anti-vax warnings.
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:44 PM   #3704
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"Ya win some, ya lose some...but ya live..Ya live to fight another day!"

-Friday

love that quote from the movie lol..very real in poker too


P.S. "you take dat ass whoopin craig!"
Except if you live in the ghetto, then you usually don't live to fight another day.

I've been working on a new theory for why the cards are rigged

I call it the Distributed Boolean Algorithmic Gestalt

There are levels. Peaks and valleys as it were. The people in this thread who point out acute observations of riggedness are on the lowest levels. The people who think that semi-anomoymoous internet gambling shell corporations are legit are on the way higher levels. Monteroy would, by deduction, be in a stratospheric level if just measuring by the quantity of his posts.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:07 PM   #3705
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You put a lot of thought into your posts, yet manage to not have your posts demonstrate that process. No doubt the poker sites are against what you stand for, but if you also are a vegetarian then you will have a strong boomswitch to offset this, as you are very likely a high ranking member of the Mushroom Okra Radish Onion Nectarine society.

All the best.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:18 PM   #3706
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You put a lot of thought into your posts, yet manage to not have your posts demonstrate that process. No doubt the poker sites are against what you stand for, but if you also are a vegetarian then you will have a strong boomswitch to offset this, as you are very likely a high ranking member of the Mushroom Okra Radish Onion Nectarine society.

All the best.
Gardeners? Intredasting

Stealing that....
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:35 PM   #3707
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You put a lot of thought into your posts, yet manage to not have your posts demonstrate that process. No doubt the poker sites are against what you stand for, but if you also are a vegetarian then you will have a strong boomswitch to offset this, as you are very likely a high ranking member of the Mushroom Okra Radish Onion Nectarine society.

All the best.
You could put a little thought into a reply. This was pathetic.
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:27 PM   #3708
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In threads like this I usually talk to riggies, and also to randos like you who appear from the void (I assume I said something on the internet in the past that upset you) about one level above them. Perhaps you can figure out what that is a reference to, or perhaps not, but in the end I will barely put any thought in a reply to you. You can figure out the math behind that, or more likely not.

All the best.
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Old 02-11-2019, 09:29 PM   #3709
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Global is rigged it's a sweepstakes. The winner for every tournament is predetermined as well as every ring game hand. Remember this and never fold any hands. You just might be the lucky sweepstakes winner.
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Old 02-12-2019, 09:02 AM   #3710
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I have this recurring problem playing poker where whenever I win a certain amount of money, the next session I become really loose with my play and become sort of arrogant at the table. I usually do really well when I feel like a lots at stake and take poker seriously. But, I end up losing everything by making ridiculous bluffs and calling off every hand when I know I can reload. Usually, I end up betting off the remainder of what I have at the baccarat table. How can I consistently take poker seriously regardless of how much Im winning? Did any of you guys have this problem of becoming overconfident and losing the discipline you need to win in this game?
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Old 02-12-2019, 01:37 PM   #3711
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Global is rigged it's a sweepstakes. The winner for every tournament is predetermined as well as every ring game hand. Remember this and never fold any hands. You just might be the lucky sweepstakes winner.
Not sure that you are actually recommending this theory or if just trolling, but either way,

Standing bet to anyone who would believe this theory.

Heads up. 1,000 Hands. We check it down to the river. Then you shove or I shove. You always have to shove or call if I shove and I get to fold when I want to fold. Since we will both win 50% of the time, you love me folding since this is all neutral EV anyway, after all the winner is predetermined.

Which ever player wins keeps their winnings and is paid double those winnings.

Now we see how many takers I get.
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Old 02-12-2019, 08:34 PM   #3712
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I have this recurring problem playing poker where whenever I win a certain amount of money, the next session I become really loose with my play and become sort of arrogant at the table. I usually do really well when I feel like a lots at stake and take poker seriously. But, I end up losing everything by making ridiculous bluffs and calling off every hand when I know I can reload. Usually, I end up betting off the remainder of what I have at the baccarat table. How can I consistently take poker seriously regardless of how much Im winning? Did any of you guys have this problem of becoming overconfident and losing the discipline you need to win in this game?
It's called winners tilt:

"While it may seem like an oxymoron, winner’s tilt is a very real problem for some poker players. The strong emotions aroused by winning can be just as mind-clouding as any form of poker despair. Winner’s tilt can degrade your game in one of two ways. In the first case, the player who has been cruising along and comfortably crushing the game begins to feel invincible and so he plays too loose-aggressive. Flush with a large stack of newly-acquired chips and convinced he can do no wrong, he routinely overplays his hands, putting in too much money with weak cards and setting himself up for the inevitable fall. At best, he gives back a small portion of his winnings. At worst, the losses make him angry and he slides down into berserker tilt.

Winner’s tilt is also a problem when the victorious player falls in love with his newfound wealth and cannot bear the thought of losing it back. Wanting to “lock in” his win without actually having to quit the game, he attempts to protect his stack by playing weak-tight poker ."
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Old 02-14-2019, 05:36 PM   #3713
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Global sends an email to pay $15 for 30 $weeps cash so Iím bored at work. Why not.

1st hand.

AQ on button. Call EP raise. Flop 2 Q 7. Brick turn. Villain jams in to me. Oh wow whatís he have? I call. Pocket 8s.

Iím making plans with the money. Uh oh. 8 on the river.

NEXT HAND.

Pocket 10s.

Flop is Th Jh 2h. Bet called.

Turn 5c.

Bet pot

Called. River Qh.

Villain goes all in. I Fold.

Juice it up. Global. Juice it up.


Guess I only get to experience negative variance on Global. Canít recall being on the winning side of it.

Should of just burned the $15. The fire would of been more entertaining than playing on this rigged for action site.
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:10 PM   #3714
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Global sends an email to pay $15 for 30 $weeps cash so I’m bored at work. Why not.


Juice it up. Global. Juice it up.


Guess I only get to experience negative variance on Global. Can’t recall being on the winning side of it.

Should of just burned the $15. The fire would of been more entertaining than playing on this rigged for action site.
...BRO

i usually dont comment/reply to anyone on the internet but this is getting really tired...

you've said, multiple times, that the site is rigged and were going to stop playing on it...

WTF are you doing continuing to deposit there then!?!?

...you may have a problem, honestly...ive lost ~1k on this site, bitched a few times and got over it.. and im not coming back..period...

theres a difference apparently...because i dont give a **** about the money (i can afford to spend it if i want)..i felt the site was kind of full of crap, so im not playing there anymore..

alright thats my rant, im a little tipsy so im glad i didnt get as vulgar as i usually do...good luck bro, work hard at your day job and try to resist depositing on, not just this site, but most sites...good luck
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:12 PM   #3715
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...BRO



i usually dont comment/reply to anyone on the internet but this is getting really tired...



you've said, multiple times, that the site is rigged and were going to stop pllaying on it...



WTF are you doing continuing to deposit there then!?!?



...you may have a problem, honestly...ive lost ~1k on this site, bitched a few times and got over it.. and im not coming back..period...



theres a difference apparently...because i dont give a **** about the money (i can afford to spend it if i want)..i felt the site was kind of full of crap, so im not playing there anymore..



alright thats my rant, im a little tipsy so im glad i didnt get as vulgar as i usually do...good luck bro, work hard at your day job and try to resit depositing on, not just this site, but most sites...good luck


I donít care about the money. I think itís funny actually. Just how much ďvarianceĒ this site has.
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:20 PM   #3716
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then why do you keep going on about it?

theres nothing you or anyone else can do about it to stop it..

except the feds i guess..but they got more important things to worry about than some people losing a few hundred bucks.

just play on bol or iggy and see if you have a different stroke of luck..if not, then probably play poker as a rec, like most do...its just a game

edit: and thats a lie that you dont care about the money...if you didnt care, you wouldnt really play poker to begin with right?..isnt that the point? To win money?...and the prestige i guess lol
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Old 02-14-2019, 07:00 PM   #3717
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then why do you keep going on about it?

theres nothing you or anyone else can do about it to stop it..

except the feds i guess..but they got more important things to worry about than some people losing a few hundred bucks.

just play on bol or iggy and see if you have a different stroke of luck..if not, then probably play poker as a rec, like most do...its just a game

edit: and thats a lie that you dont care about the money...if you didnt care, you wouldnt really play poker to begin with right?..isnt that the point? To win money?...and the prestige i guess lol
I play on 888/WSOP but can't play at work because in DE it's not web based and we don't have mobile. So I got the $30 for $15 email and got pulled in. Crushing the micro SnGs tho. It's not all bad.
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Old 02-14-2019, 07:34 PM   #3718
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Global sends an email to pay $15 for 30 $weeps cash so Iím bored at work. Why not.

1st hand.

AQ on button. Call EP raise. Flop 2 Q 7. Brick turn. Villain jams in to me. Oh wow whatís he have? I call. Pocket 8s.

Iím making plans with the money. Uh oh. 8 on the river.

NEXT HAND.

Pocket 10s.

Flop is Th Jh 2h. Bet called.

Turn 5c.

Bet pot

Called. River Qh.

Villain goes all in. I Fold.

Juice it up. Global. Juice it up.


Guess I only get to experience negative variance on Global. Canít recall being on the winning side of it.

Should of just burned the $15. The fire would of been more entertaining than playing on this rigged for action site.
You know you could just start a blog instead of sharing every bad beat here. Or there's that other place on 2+2, can't remember if anyone's provided you a link to it already.
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:06 PM   #3719
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There are a couple forums that someone like that can post. The first is where a person can go to whine about a bad beat, as some people need to do that to feel better, even though literally nobody else cares. Here is the link for that forum:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...rags-variance/

as well, a person can create a blog whining about their bad beats in the Blogs forum. Again, nobody else will care, but it might help those who need that type of emotional outburst:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/


Both forums can be posted by those who play while at work, as likely anyone who falls in that category does nothing of value for their employers, so those employers should not be concerned when that they use their relatively valueless time up posting their stories, until they decide one day to boot them. The whiner can then post outbursts about that as well in these forums, and similarly - nobody else will care, so everyone is generally happy.
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Old 02-15-2019, 02:19 AM   #3720
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I play on 888/WSOP but can't play at work because in DE it's not web based and we don't have mobile. So I got the $30 for $15 email and got pulled in. Crushing the micro SnGs tho. It's not all bad.
Hey, Lozgod, i play the nanostakes SNG's. My handle is chuckychess. What's yours? We can chat while playing, if you want.
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