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06-07-2018 , 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Matt: How come none of the top players at Global have ever won there huge sweeps cash 100k or 250k tourney? How come every Sunday it's a different nobody who binks the big MTT's ?
I won the 110 3 weeks ago, and winning reg maysville won it last week. The "nobodies" who sometimes win these events are often pretty strong players who don't grind the rinky dink daily MTTs so they don't have many results on Sharkscope.

You're definitely right that I would have no chance against the supergeniuses who play mid stakes live MTTs and live 2/5nl. I could never argue with that.

For the first month or two of my sharkscope results, I was playing like 3 and 6 and 11 dollar games on a 300 dollar roll. I made 69+ (plus cash game WINNINGS) from scratch. *****.

Edit: Before Black Friday I was a LIMIT hold 'em cash game pro that made way way more than 69k/8 months. Even back then though I dared never venture into the live poker environment, that's where the real (20 hands an hour) poker is played. Jealous ass paranoid mother****er

Last edited by pokerONETWO; 06-07-2018 at 04:55 PM.
06-07-2018 , 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
P12: I have no issue with you ...
lol, clearly

You bringing me up in 20 straight posts is proof of that!

Anyway, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure you have paranoid schizophrenia.
06-07-2018 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
lol, clearly

You bringing me up in 20 straight posts is proof of that!

Anyway, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure you have paranoid schizophrenia.
Used you as an example and your use of insults and foul language clearly shows me you have no idea how to take a compliment within being used as an example.
06-07-2018 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Used you as an example and your use of insults and foul language clearly shows me you have no idea how to take a compliment within being used as an example.
Yes, that's definitely what you were doing, in between talking about how I'd get destroyed playing live 200 dollar donkaments.

You should be banned. Spewing forth all sorts of paranoid rigged claims with no proof, having this unsolicited personal vendetta against me, you're even now getting people ITT asking if they should not deposit. You are hurting my livelihood for the sole reason that you're paranoid and dumb.
06-07-2018 , 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by a dewd
Agree 100%. I know more than a handful and most would take $1,000 to say Alpo cures cancer.

What pros are with WPN, Bovada, Intertops, etc.....? Much of that has past by the current market place. Few pros have any real deals beyond the ones with 888, PP, or PS. Many of the quality names with integrity are not willing to risk their assets by association with a site that could be scammy. I don't see that as being much of a discussion anymore.

Dewd : I can agree with most of what you said, My contention is clearly it would be to Global's benefit to put a bigtime face to the site with a ringing endorsement . Most of there player base are TV poker fans who everybody on here claims where pulled from FB and Zynga . You have to admit a large majority of these players where drawn to the game by shows like WPT or PAD .

Has Global tried to get a pro to associate with the site? Who knows. The flip side of that is if they tried why has none of these squeaky clean palms been greased . Even guys like Ivey or Helmuth or even a Scotty Nyguen would surely jump on the chance to make a few extra bucks ( I only use these as examples and have no clue if they are already contractually obligated to other sites)

As far as ACR and such of course nobody takes endorsement money from these sites given black Friday . Global advertises everywhere they are a LEGAL USA site so why no endorsement from USA players?
06-07-2018 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
As I stated before I have witnessed cheating going on from the source . You would be amazed or possibly not at the ease of sitting multiple players in Cash games and SNG's . Sharing of card information and exploiting pots . This goes on at all sites so it is nothing new but Global has 0% chance of stopping any of it due to no HH and the web browser based software .
if this ACTUALLY happened with any regularity whatsoever then fish like me who can't even beat live MTTs would obviously not make any money

I must have evaded all these cheaters after 12k games.
06-07-2018 , 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
Yes, that's definitely what you were doing, in between talking about how I'd get destroyed playing live 200 dollar donkaments.

You should be banned. Spewing forth all sorts of paranoid rigged claims with no proof, having this unsolicited personal vendetta against me, you're even now getting people ITT asking if they should not deposit. You are hurting my livelihood for the sole reason that you're paranoid and dumb.
You seem like the paranoid poster here not me. Also you would get destroyed in any live tournament in that buy in range . You just admitted so in previous post. The truth hurts I'm sure. Deflate your ego and take a long look in the mirror . You are a medium sized fish in a puddle
06-07-2018 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
if this ACTUALLY happened with any regularity whatsoever then fish like me who can't even beat live MTTs would obviously not make any money

I must have evaded all these cheaters after 12k games.
Who Knows? Maybe you are just a lucky guy . Seems plausible
06-07-2018 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
You seem like the paranoid poster here not me. Also you would get destroyed in any live tournament in that buy in range . You just admitted so in previous post. The truth hurts I'm sure. Deflate your ego and take a long look in the mirror . You are a medium sized fish in a puddle
Go ahead and show me where I said that and I will show you what sarcasm means.

But just to be clear: I would be a big winner at live 200$ MTTs if I grinded them over a long sample. Do you know why? It's because these games are SOFTER than the average 33+ buy-in MTT on Global. Although I guess it's been a few years since I played live MTTs, maybe all those 65 year old sharks with diabeetus have really improved their game.

But maybe you're just the last person on Earth to understand that live games are ~ always softer than online games at similar stakes.
06-07-2018 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Who Knows? Maybe you are just a lucky guy . Seems plausible
vvvvvv lucky over 12k games

ban

you need to be banned
06-07-2018 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
Go ahead and show me where I said that and I will show you what sarcasm means.

But just to be clear: I would be a big winner at live 200$ MTTs if I grinded them over a long sample. Do you know why? It's because these games are SOFTER than the average 33+ buy-in MTT on Global. Although I guess it's been a few years since I played live MTTs, maybe all those 65 year old sharks with diabeetus have really improved their game.

But maybe you're just the last person on Earth to understand that live games are ~ always softer than online games at similar stakes.








06-07-2018 , 05:22 PM
problem?
06-07-2018 , 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
vvvvvv lucky over 12k games

ban

you need to be banned
LOL at calling for me to be banned. You truly are insane.



06-07-2018 , 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
You seem like the paranoid poster here not me. Also you would get destroyed in any live tournament in that buy in range . You just admitted so in previous post. The truth hurts I'm sure. Deflate your ego and take a long look in the mirror . You are a medium sized fish in a puddle
Have you ever played in a $200 live tournament? The talent in the $2 MTTs on Global is probably better. Damn go away.
06-07-2018 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Dewd : I can agree with most of what you said, My contention is clearly it would be to Global's benefit to put a bigtime face to the site with a ringing endorsement . Most of there player base are TV poker fans who everybody on here claims where pulled from FB and Zynga . You have to admit a large majority of these players where drawn to the game by shows like WPT or PAD .

Has Global tried to get a pro to associate with the site? Who knows. The flip side of that is if they tried why has none of these squeaky clean palms been greased . Even guys like Ivey or Helmuth or even a Scotty Nyguen would surely jump on the chance to make a few extra bucks ( I only use these as examples and have no clue if they are already contractually obligated to other sites)

As far as ACR and such of course nobody takes endorsement money from these sites given black Friday . Global advertises everywhere they are a LEGAL USA site so why no endorsement from USA players?
Well, here's the thing. I've, and the ones that escaped black Friday with just financial loss, have no interest in sponsorship. They are all pretty much tied in to a crypto network, running or start-up.

Hellmuth might as well be adopted by Cesear's. He and Seth are super tight and he brought 888 to the WSOP. Negs is in bed with PS. Nguyen would take $100, not sure he'd get an offer. Even Joshua Beckley, lost heads up in the M.E. isn't looking to tie with WPN. I see him playing there. The quality players are afraid and the desperate one's no one would want.

Another caveat Global has to contend with is the WSOP. Seth will have zippo to do with any US facing site really. If a credible pro would jump on with Global, or other US facing sites, they'd likely get grief or lose perks in the eyes of the WSOP. If Congress ever got off their ass and just passed a law legalizing it, pretty much every site would get pros. The scrutiny that came from Black Friday really dismayed most of them. I think sites like Global are more apt to try and grow their own, like offering a package to a live event they pay the expenses and the player wears Global gear.

Almost all of Global's advertising is with the evil empire, Facebook. Thousands of Zynga players collected the free money and some deposit and robo call the night away. One of the main guys at VGW was William Hill. What pros play with them?
06-07-2018 , 08:30 PM
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Deflate your ego and take a long look in the mirror . You are a medium sized fish in a puddle
That's pretty hilarious when you're the one trying to put down someone who has one of the best graphs in Global.

It's pretty freakin' obvious you're just salty that you haven't been doing great, and you're taking it out on other players and the RNG as a result of your frustration.

I'll admit there are days when I want to question the RNG, but when I see posts like yours, I actually WANT to believe the RNG is legit now, because I don't want to be a salty loser like you, LOL.
06-07-2018 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by riggity
That's pretty hilarious when you're the one trying to put down someone who has one of the best graphs in Global.

It's pretty freakin' obvious you're just salty that you haven't been doing great, and you're taking it out on other players and the RNG as a result of your frustration.

I'll admit there are days when I want to question the RNG, but when I see posts like yours, I actually WANT to believe the RNG is legit now, because I don't want to be a salty loser like you, LOL.


Lmao the dupe accounts are rampant in this thread . I will no longer be replying to anyone with less then 100 posts and people named Monteroy
06-07-2018 , 10:03 PM
Not replying to me was always your best strategy given your performances when trying to debate me in the past, so good job extending that quit when you cannot compete approach which you have certainly mastered.

Perhaps you can find a sponsored pro to speak on your behalf, as that seems to matter to you.

All the best.
06-07-2018 , 10:40 PM
I hate white people

there I said it are you happy now??

threads off the rails

When concerned citizens are complaining about RNG, whats their end game

1. do they want to save other citizens $$ by warning them of the sham?(very noble)

2. do they think everybody will see the "logic" and site will be forced to go legit and give said person all $$ back?

just don't see the END GAME.

I see misery looking for company.
06-07-2018 , 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Lmao the dupe accounts are rampant in this thread . I will no longer be replying to anyone with less then 100 posts and people named Monteroy
Wow. LMAO.
06-07-2018 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Lmao the dupe accounts are rampant in this thread . I will no longer be replying to anyone with less then 100 posts and people named Monteroy
Guys. He got me. I'm a bot and definitely was not prompted to respond secondary to his toxic pile of steaming horse****.
06-07-2018 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pokerONETWO
lol, clearly

You bringing me up in 20 straight posts is proof of that!

Anyway, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure you have paranoid schizophrenia.
I am a doctor. And nope. He's just an a$$hole.
06-08-2018 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by dktacts
Guys. He got me. I'm a bot and definitely was not prompted to respond secondary to his toxic pile of steaming horse****.
Solid 2 years 7 months and managed 10 posts
06-08-2018 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Lmao the dupe accounts are rampant in this thread . I will no longer be replying to anyone with less then 100 posts and people named Monteroy
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Originally Posted by The Agnoostic
Solid 2 years 7 months and managed 10 posts
Well, you almost made it 6 hours!
06-08-2018 , 02:55 AM
Your toxic pile of steaming horse**** was just too stupid to let go by.

      
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