Thank you.

New to the party at Global, and I’m slowly plowing through this entire thread, but there’s a long way to go. So forgive me if what I say here is redundant.

I’m finding Global no limit hold-em ring games to be the closest to brick and mortar play I’ve ever seen on the Internet. We’re talking the same weak skill level that I used to see in the old 10-20 limit games on Planet Poker, Paradise, and Party. A ton of open limpers. Relatively few players who open raise light. I’ve had to adjust my own playing strategy to pretend I’m in a real casino. And I’m loving it!

Sounds great! Keep up the good work (play)!

So far I don't think this rng is legit. I didn't do amt in-depth analysis or anything but when you get 4-5 super coolers in a row over and over its kind of hard to believe its legit. Also the slots are 100% scam my. I played western gold the other night and had 11 free spins plus the jackpot reel and was logged out when the reel popped up to spin. I was already up $5 from the free spins and had 11 to go when logged out. When i logged back in the bonus didn't pop back up but my balance had an additional $13 from the bonus. So you're telling me with the jackpot reel and 11 free spins I only won $8? I was.playing 2.50 a pull. even if I hit the lowest reel that means I basically won 0 from the free spins lol.
No other site I ever played would complete the bonus for me while I was logged out.

oh ya don't say

Only played a couple hundred thousand hands.

No time to analyze; too busy trying to find the "c" that went missing from his screen name.

cash games ( talking midstakes here and higher) its full of nitty regs that are nut peddling nits now. their cash game have dried up its pretty dead now. Go on ignition its much better. Everyone makes way more money in cash games on that site. I made over 75k on it last year and on global i made maybe 10k on it, I dont play much on global anymore. The sites trash now. ITs to many regs. Mtts are fine though. But mtts is very high variance ur gonna get tons of bad beats. The rng is fine its just in cash its full of nits. They hardly bluff. They only raise with the nuts post. They played scared money like they are broke. Those are the worst games to play in. Thats problem with global is they can't get new traffic. And imo they should go anonymous like ignition so people aren't bum hunting

Going anonymous is the worst thing for poker and I would leave global if they went that route. I left bovada because of that.

I think Global Poker has a fair RNG, but with a small spooky caveat. Sometimes when I am in a had with someone and they go all in, while I am trying to decide if they have the nuts or not, if I look real hard at their cards (they are face down), it's almost like I can visualize seeing the exact two cards I don't want to see. This actually happened like 3 times in one day, and each time I called to see if my mind was playing tricks on me. It wasn't, when they flipped their cards over, they had the exact cards I saw in my mind, but did not really want to see because it cost me a lot of money.

Generally, though, the RNG seems to favor me and I feel like I run better than most on this site, probably because I have a general sense of how the cards are going to flow and can kind of predict when I am going to hit my draw. The more you play on the site, the more you are kind of at one with the card generator and how it flows. To me, it feels like it follows some kind of order of justice outside of poker. Like, when I bad beat someone (this happens a lot), I get the sense that they did something a little bit evil in their life and global is kind of evening the universe out a bit by giving me my gutshot. Just my opinion, tho- I could be a bit crazy at this point, that wouldn't surprise me too much.

running suspiciously cold right now thats all im gonna say

ok got 2 kings and tripled up maybe its not rigged

Can anyone talk about their experience playing blackjack? Bought in for 300 and cashed out for 5,300. Wild times.

Is the rng actually legit? https://professionalrakeback.com/global-poker-review

That site is a business, that derives it's income from affiliate deals. Global won't give them an affiliate deal. You should take their "reviews" with a large grain of salt. Global's RNG has been tested and certified. Read this thread and you'll see, A Dewd's linked it more than once.

Who was it tested and certified by?

Literally in this thread several times. Do a bit of reading.

Tested and certified by people in thus thread? Nice lo. No I'm not gonna go through over 100 pages

How would "people in thus thread" be qualified to certify the RNG?

No one's asking you to. I went to the top of the page, chose "Search the Thread" to the right (under the page numbers), and entered "certified". 5th result gave me what you're looking for, and there were several other similar results.

^^^

Not necessary obv, as Bobo pointed out. But you really should try it some time, whatever camp you're in. Riggies will find an abundance of weird rig theories they can get behind, and non-riggies will find it an amazing source of amusement.

Speaking of global poker I'm locked out of my email that I am registered there for so I don't have access to the private newsletter freeroll for tonight in 25 mins does anyone have the password?

Just made a post cashed out around game 2888 on 3-25 heres my graph since the 5k or so cashout. HU sng grinder only single table and never do reg battles do with this info what you want dont believe me I dont care ive played hundreds of thousands of husngs and always been one of the highest ROI on each site you can check all my nicks or ask any of my friends who know me.

My graph is very similar to yours with similar details. I've played over 5k 6-max hypers on GP. Early April it started flattening out and then sliding. Can hardly protect any lead anymore. Idk

Yep people can say whatever they want its 100% not legit. I have a feeling one day we will login and everyone wont seem so crazy because there will be a cheating scandal revealed on this site I think it would have already happened if HUDS were allowed as it would be alot harder to hide whats going on. Also I will keep everyone updated as im determined to prove whats going on once i get another 1k or so games in then there will be no way anyone can say somethings not going on or either I completely forgot how to play.

Threebanger just saw another reg cisolite who is a husng reg as well samething for him since march breakeven over decent sample.. You might be on to something here I thought it had something to do with my cashout as I cahsed out 5k and instantly havent been able to do better then B/E but now 4 people ive saw have been suffering from this b/e stretch since march and are all winners. We need to all post graphs because some wont believe us without them then think we are part o the rigtard crowd thats been around for years.