https://globalpoker.com/rake/

Those pesky columns on the right...

Didn't know I was spending a duration of time speaking to a mental lapdog. 3 dollar rake per big play adds up hugely for the site. Instead of making X dollars per hour from rake at a table, they make X times 3.

As I said, Quads 5x in a 2 hours.

Thanks for proving my point, mental stoolpidgeon.
Imagine being dumb enough to think that a site receiving extra rake is 'not good' for them.

so youre enjoying the site then?

I am enjoying it for what it is. A variation of Poker.

They even call it Sweepstakes Poker. Yes, you have the chance to win the same even % as other players, but it's not like real poker.

In real poker, you don't see a straight or quads or fullhouse every other hand, hundreds of times per session.

It has already been debunked legally, there is stuff you can find on youtube and even on here that proves it.

Also, anyone who plays on Global regularly should know about the routine card patterns where 3 Queens show up on flop or an entire straight is the flop. Things that have the tiniest chance of ever happening, happening multiple times per hour.

sounds like you should be able to make a lot of money with your pattern recognition skills. best of luck to you.

Google the top 10 best Poker pros. They all look physically and mentally unwell.
Many of them go Bankrupt.

Even Phil Ivey had to be backed for WSOP and sold his house recently

So you were telling me about how uncontrollable patterns should be easy to profit off, again?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Global is doing that to troll you, since it is unlikely your opponents were all the same for all 5 of those QUADS.

If next time they make YOU see 2 quads in 5 hours then you know they are dedicating a lot of time to mess with you, because they realize how important you are and their best approach is to make you see things you know are crazy (yet do not record for others to see) and then when you tell your tale you sound like the farmers from nowhere who talk about their cows being abducted by UFOs, because that never happens in the city where others can also see it.

Aliens and online poker sites are known to troll important people (like you) in that way, so be sure to stay alert and update us with future quad sightings, but be comforted that you are not a riggie that sees royal flushes, as those are the ones being trolled the hardest by the sites. If you start seeing royals then that is proof they are really following you. Remember, you matter that much to the sites, and there is literally no way to prove or demonstrate rigs like this with hand histories or streaming your play.

All the best.

No, they don't.

In future, probably best not to use terms you neither understand nor know how to spell.

Or to think that hitting the rake cap more often triples the money they make.

You have the dumb. You think some forum sleuth here is smarter than all the 50 state AGs???

You understand nothing about Global's model.

Open Letter to LimpManiac:

Please stream an entire two-hour session for us of you playing so we know you're not just making stuff up.

Then please share your (unedited/uncut) video.

Thanks in advance.

Online today for less than 1 hour, seen 2 full houses flopped. Not drawn, FLOPPED. That's a .73% chance x 2. Also flopping was 3 of the same suit 4x, which is also supposed to be a very low percentage.
Keep in mind I was actually 1 tabling while cooking and cleaning. So this wasn't very many hands being played.

In addition to TWO flopped full houses. there was 5 straights, 4 flushes, and AA vs KK 3x. All at one table in less than 1 hour.

The key is to refrain from thinking this stuff will help you.

Edit: The fish at the table just flopped another full house and cleaned out a reg. LMFAO. Remember, Poker is a skill based game. hahahahaha. That's why countless pros have gone completely broke. It has nothing to do with luck.

I can't even enjoy the fact I'm winning today, doubled my stacks, because it's just so ****ing goofy. Poker is simply a game of minimizing loses and kinda guessing when you win. There was literally nothing the reg at my table could've done to know that the fish had flopped a full house, calling with a goofy Q4o

LOL was it quad 4s by any chance?

Last week I hit Queens full 3 times, and lost to quad 4s..... 3 times.

Def made my head spin and almost broke my mouse.

That's unreal. And that was on Global, right?

People keep pretending there's no benefit from the site if the flops and hands are juicier for each individual player. Even 20% juicier setups= 20% more rake. A huge freaking deal.

They say that only 5% of online players profit long term. So anytime one of these absolutely ridiculous scenarios that seem to happen all the time on Global happen, if you are a borderline 5-3% player like I am, you may as well step away for a few hours or the rest of the day.

The crazy part about these forced 'every player has a completely forced win%' for global poker is you can lose your entire stack at any moment.

You also need to take a step back and read your post again. Incoherent babble with made up numbers. How can you keep posting and not read what you have wrote. OMG I saw quads soooo many times must be rigged! Just think for a second, draw some reasonable conclusions from your thoughts or research and you will find what you actually think might not be true.

Update to todays Global 'sweeps poker' session. I flop a set of JAcks, he has King rag suited. Two kings of turn and river after I reraise an allin.

Tell me how this site is legit, again? Lmfao.

Unlucky mate. Things will turn up for you.

No one's pretending.

Let's say you're at a table where the rake is 5%, the rake cap is $3, and you have $200. Next hand, you get a monster, get it all in, and lose. The site rakes $3, and if you're not buying in again, that's all they get from you.

Now suppose instead, you just get in $50 and lose, 4 different times over the next half hour. The site has now made $10 from your $200.

These are just two scenarios from thousands of possible ones, of course. But the point is that artificially getting people all-in isn't necessarily beneficial to them - in fact, it's likely detrimental. If a site were to rig the deal to make more money, they'd want people trading money back and forth all day long, in smaller pots. Less noticeable than big pots, and more profitable for them.

Or they could just deal a normal game and enjoy the substantial revenue that already provides them.

Refreshing to see an intelligent post.

Lol just flopped quads and doubled first hand, flop J55, dude had JJ lol

Finally it benefited to me.

2p2 isn't your poker blog

Thanks mom!

I sometimes wonder how Global is so soft and then remember there are people like this playing...

a stool pigeon(2 separate words, and definitely without a d in it. wtmf is a pid-geon?), anyway, it means rat(snitch), tattle tell. Sooooo, yeah, just wanted to clear that up. If your gonna insult people, do it right. you wouldn't call a black or Spanish guy an Asian derogatory name, you would look dumb. They might laugh at you, as will the people around. lol

According to https://wizardofodds.com/games/poker/ the probability of seeing quads at a nine-handed holdem table when nobody folds is 0.013183.

That's about 1 in 76 hands.

Allowing for the fact that a lot of quad-making hands will fold by the river, then perhaps its more like 1 in 200 or 1 in 250.

So in 2 hours you play about 150 hands (assuming you are one-tabling) The chance of a 1/200 event happening 5 times in 150 trials is about 0.1%.

So this means in about 1 in a thousand 150-hand sessions you'll see 5 or more sets of quads at the table.

So if you pick a random 600 players who played a 2-hour session, it's about 50/50 one of them will have seen 5 or more quads in that session.