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Originally Posted by LimpingManiac
Been playing on Global poker for a while, and there's always been something VERY very very odd about it. For instance, some guy at my table got AA, KK, AA again, then two fullhouses in a row. Followed by a flopped straight, I stopped paying attention after that point, but it's likely he got even more hands.
Yes, VERY likely.
I doubt it.
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but the chance of that happening is less than a royal flush. And sometimes you can actually laugh out loud, as you see one player completely set up with a nuts hand, only for the other player to have the bigger nuts on river.
I, too, laugh at loud when someone at the table had bigger nuts than me.
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These situations are incredibly rare in live poker, like 1 out of 1000... but you see them every other hand on global poker almost.
I almost had you pegged as a fool, but you saved yourself with the "almost" caveat.
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There's countless other things that make you realize Global Poker isn't real poker.
Yes...countless. But then, what is
real poker, anyway?
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If you multitable, and you are getting dealt hands around the same time, they tend to be the same type of hand or exact same hand very often. Which means the site has a form of RNG that isn't like true poker RNG
That Global RNG is pretty sketchy alright. Not even close to TRUE poker.
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It also seems like the system sets you up with alleyoops,
]Mr. Sklansky includes a whole chapter on the "alleyoop" concept in his
Theory of Poker.
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for instance if you are in the last position to join a big bet flop, a lot of the time you will flop the nuts, compared to if you led the bet. It's just very very odd.
Mr. Sklansky made the same observation.
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The amount of pots you see where someone has nuts, but someone else has bigger nuts, happens incredibly all too often.
I think we trod this ground earlier. But definitely worth repeating.
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And I think the only thing it takes to be a reg on Globalpoker is to play extremely tight or pick on fish. You can't play real poker there. And when two people are having a showdown, stuff like flush draws and straight draws happen way more often than the innate 30%.
"Innate" is for sure the right word to use there when describing that situation.
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The whole system is designed for people to get excited a bet, and they are in a legal loophole with sweepcoins if they go to court.There's a reason they had to use sweepcoins instead of standard USD like other legal poker sites. Because it's imitation poker.
It's been known for some time now that Global is an illegal operation.
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It's like the WWE of poker.
Not at all surprising, since Hulk Hogan is Global's majority stockholder
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I've since left, started playing on Ignition and Betonline.ag and you see 10x less nuts hands in my thousands played so far.
You must be relieved that you're seeing less nuts on Ignition and BOL.
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Also, they are in some legal loophole with 'sweepscoins', and their version of Poker is technically a casino style poker. They look to profit GREATLY from baiting fish to play big hands, thus raking more back. And they offer no rakeback benefits or player benefits. It's pretty damn obvious to anyone who has played on multiple poker sites that global is a bit off.
"Obvious" is the understatement of the century, my friend.
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Would you ever trust a stranger who purposely hides his hands from you? Let alone a company who benefits from it. Like, cmon.
Yeah, c'mon! No way!!!