I was hoping it would be the start of a vegetarian boomswitch rig theory. At least that would have been different, but of course it was wah, wah tilt. Maybe next time.

Ahhh, remember that nut job that insisted up and down all hands were 50/50 to win when all in regardless of the actual equity % of each hand? Then when confronted with the question of how to reconcile that rig with the fact that post flop sometimes 2 players can get all in with 1 drawing completely dead, he sort of slinked off into a new rig?

Just reminiscing. I haven't opened this thread in months, it's nice to see that it's still delivering hard.

You must have been banned and created a new account. This is like the third time such drivel has shown up here from some 'no-thinker' completely ignorant.

You should pm PTS1, or whatever the name is, and you two can discuss your brainfarts like being lost on the model, flat Earth theory, and anti-vax warnings.

Except if you live in the ghetto, then you usually don't live to fight another day.

I've been working on a new theory for why the cards are rigged

I call it the Distributed Boolean Algorithmic Gestalt

There are levels. Peaks and valleys as it were. The people in this thread who point out acute observations of riggedness are on the lowest levels. The people who think that semi-anomoymoous internet gambling shell corporations are legit are on the way higher levels. Monteroy would, by deduction, be in a stratospheric level if just measuring by the quantity of his posts.

You put a lot of thought into your posts, yet manage to not have your posts demonstrate that process. No doubt the poker sites are against what you stand for, but if you also are a vegetarian then you will have a strong boomswitch to offset this, as you are very likely a high ranking member of the Mushroom Okra Radish Onion Nectarine society.

All the best.

Gardeners? Intredasting

Stealing that....

You could put a little thought into a reply. This was pathetic.

In threads like this I usually talk to riggies, and also to randos like you who appear from the void (I assume I said something on the internet in the past that upset you) about one level above them. Perhaps you can figure out what that is a reference to, or perhaps not, but in the end I will barely put any thought in a reply to you. You can figure out the math behind that, or more likely not.

All the best.

Global is rigged it's a sweepstakes. The winner for every tournament is predetermined as well as every ring game hand. Remember this and never fold any hands. You just might be the lucky sweepstakes winner.

I have this recurring problem playing poker where whenever I win a certain amount of money, the next session I become really loose with my play and become sort of arrogant at the table. I usually do really well when I feel like a lots at stake and take poker seriously. But, I end up losing everything by making ridiculous bluffs and calling off every hand when I know I can reload. Usually, I end up betting off the remainder of what I have at the baccarat table. How can I consistently take poker seriously regardless of how much Im winning? Did any of you guys have this problem of becoming overconfident and losing the discipline you need to win in this game?

Not sure that you are actually recommending this theory or if just trolling, but either way,

Standing bet to anyone who would believe this theory.

Heads up. 1,000 Hands. We check it down to the river. Then you shove or I shove. You always have to shove or call if I shove and I get to fold when I want to fold. Since we will both win 50% of the time, you love me folding since this is all neutral EV anyway, after all the winner is predetermined.

Which ever player wins keeps their winnings and is paid double those winnings.

Now we see how many takers I get.

It's called winners tilt:

"While it may seem like an oxymoron, winner’s tilt is a very real problem for some poker players. The strong emotions aroused by winning can be just as mind-clouding as any form of poker despair. Winner’s tilt can degrade your game in one of two ways. In the first case, the player who has been cruising along and comfortably crushing the game begins to feel invincible and so he plays too loose-aggressive. Flush with a large stack of newly-acquired chips and convinced he can do no wrong, he routinely overplays his hands, putting in too much money with weak cards and setting himself up for the inevitable fall. At best, he gives back a small portion of his winnings. At worst, the losses make him angry and he slides down into berserker tilt.

Winner’s tilt is also a problem when the victorious player falls in love with his newfound wealth and cannot bear the thought of losing it back. Wanting to “lock in” his win without actually having to quit the game, he attempts to protect his stack by playing weak-tight poker ."

Global sends an email to pay $15 for 30 $weeps cash so I’m bored at work. Why not.

1st hand.

AQ on button. Call EP raise. Flop 2 Q 7. Brick turn. Villain jams in to me. Oh wow what’s he have? I call. Pocket 8s.

I’m making plans with the money. Uh oh. 8 on the river.

NEXT HAND.

Pocket 10s.

Flop is Th Jh 2h. Bet called.

Turn 5c.

Bet pot

Called. River Qh.

Villain goes all in. I Fold.

Juice it up. Global. Juice it up.


Guess I only get to experience negative variance on Global. Can’t recall being on the winning side of it.

Should of just burned the $15. The fire would of been more entertaining than playing on this rigged for action site.

...BRO

i usually dont comment/reply to anyone on the internet but this is getting really tired...

you've said, multiple times, that the site is rigged and were going to stop playing on it...

WTF are you doing continuing to deposit there then!?!?

...you may have a problem, honestly...ive lost ~1k on this site, bitched a few times and got over it.. and im not coming back..period...

theres a difference apparently...because i dont give a **** about the money (i can afford to spend it if i want)..i felt the site was kind of full of crap, so im not playing there anymore..

alright thats my rant, im a little tipsy so im glad i didnt get as vulgar as i usually do...good luck bro, work hard at your day job and try to resist depositing on, not just this site, but most sites...good luck

I don’t care about the money. I think it’s funny actually. Just how much “variance” this site has.

then why do you keep going on about it?

theres nothing you or anyone else can do about it to stop it..

except the feds i guess..but they got more important things to worry about than some people losing a few hundred bucks.

just play on bol or iggy and see if you have a different stroke of luck..if not, then probably play poker as a rec, like most do...its just a game

edit: and thats a lie that you dont care about the money...if you didnt care, you wouldnt really play poker to begin with right?..isnt that the point? To win money?...and the prestige i guess lol

I play on 888/WSOP but can't play at work because in DE it's not web based and we don't have mobile. So I got the $30 for $15 email and got pulled in. Crushing the micro SnGs tho. It's not all bad.

You know you could just start a blog instead of sharing every bad beat here. Or there's that other place on 2+2, can't remember if anyone's provided you a link to it already.

There are a couple forums that someone like that can post. The first is where a person can go to whine about a bad beat, as some people need to do that to feel better, even though literally nobody else cares. Here is the link for that forum:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...rags-variance/

as well, a person can create a blog whining about their bad beats in the Blogs forum. Again, nobody else will care, but it might help those who need that type of emotional outburst:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/


Both forums can be posted by those who play while at work, as likely anyone who falls in that category does nothing of value for their employers, so those employers should not be concerned when that they use their relatively valueless time up posting their stories, until they decide one day to boot them. The whiner can then post outbursts about that as well in these forums, and similarly - nobody else will care, so everyone is generally happy.

Hey, Lozgod, i play the nanostakes SNG's. My handle is chuckychess. What's yours? We can chat while playing, if you want.

Currently in the midst of researching and testing Global's "random card" generator. Of course many of you out there will say its another one of these guys. But the truth is that I will not make claims on personal experience but on what i analyze. More than a year ago I started playing Global and quickly started enjoying it. All was good until I moved up the stakes too quick. I started running extremely bad; full house over full house, runner runner bad beats left and right, etc. Of course it happened when I was playing lower but something was particularly off. The frequencies just weren't adding up. I noticed it happened when my bankroll was somewhere between 1-3x buy-ins of the game. One day i measured my account balance with the table game and started playing. I had encountered fullhouse over flush(went busto then redeposited).Shortly after buying in wasn't long for top set to run into runner runner flush(bet two streets 70%+ of pot each street). Reloaded in and ran into set over set(flopped, he/she turned it as I slow played(my fault i guess there)). And another 2 more buy-ins of cooler after cooler. To the average eye, it seemed like some runbad that was bound to come but the thought was in the back of my head. I decided to try it again. I was going to play at the game that was applicable for my bankroll and then shortly after move into a game that was at least 5x as big that didn't allow proper bankroll management(.10/.20 straight into 3/6). Within 5 minutes I would get stacked in spots that I couldn't do anything about. Happened on three different occasions that i tested it out on(one of the times i had Fullhouse over quads(no not trips on the board-i had middle set and turned full house and he had bottom set turned quads). All three times were spaced out between days. Almost every 4 days I would play .10/.20 then go straight into 3/6 or 2/4. Each time I would get into 3/6 or 2/4 it seemed as if nothing held up to the average reg. Again this could be just runbad every time i play up or that Im just bad. So I deposited enough to play at 2/4 and after 3 weeks i was up a couple buy-ins(not large enough sample size to dictate if im a winning player but still). This helped my case though so I decided to withdraw the money and start with my theory. The past 3 months I've repeated this process in 2/4,3/6,and 5/10 and wrote down each hand(from lower game to higher game) and have gotten crazy results(lots of coolers) and am continually repeating so that i could have a large enough sample size. My goal is to find different frequencies between tables. Has Global gotten 3rd party validity on its software like the other sites?(example:PokerStars has by Cigitat) if so is it trustworthy? Only time will tell if I'm crazy or not.

You can't expect anyone to read this terribly formatted post. This also belongs in the RNG discussion thread.

FYI, you are just another one of those guys with no evidence to back up your claims.

You are analyzing play on 1 to 3 BI's? Or did i read that wrong? Losing 6-10BI in a day can be normal. You won't ever have a big enough sample size to even make a descent claim. Sounds to me like you were on a heater when you started then went on a down swing. Usually what we all figure out on down swings is that we are playing bad as well as running bad. I've played a ton of hands on Global, probably more than you. Yes some wicked **** happens, but its nothing you won't see anywhere else.

would be great if someone with the screename "time" came in and said you're crazy

Time is up...and yes, you are crazy. And so is that post.