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all the talk about variance and sample size... a number of people who have played many hands have posted about sketchy things with the RNG... that enough of a sample size including variance to me agree

You can make an estimation of VPIP pretty easily. Count 10 hands, if he is entering the pot 8/10 that's an 80% VPIP. Do it again a couple times and take an average.

This guy in particular is limp/calling at LEAST 80% of hands. I've taken pots off of him, so he's not totally blatant about it if he is cheating, but he wins wayyyyyy too much.

There is no sample size large enough to overcome bias. Anecdotal evidence of the form of "I've played millions of hands and the RNG seems sketchy," has close to zero value.

Dam you're clearly a troll, you're talking about 10 hands against someone who is "limp calling" ? Now you're saying he is a super user? How is he "cheating"? Your life must suck

YOU ARE A STUPID FISH

Stupid fish like you are highly prone to blaming anything other than your own stupidity for why you don't win at poker. I get that it's psychologically difficult to come to grips with your own stupidity, but this is essential for you to hear if you ever want to learn exactly why you are ridiculously bad at making money playing poker.

You are stupid. You are a fish. You should not play poker if you like money. You should also not go on and on about your astoundingly idiotic theories about Global Poker being rigged, although I don't necessarily blame you, as you are so dumb that you likely do not realize that you're unnecessarily harming a bunch of poker players whose only crime is that they are not as stupid as you.

If you cannot beat the stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid fish that populate LITERALLY ALL LEVELS of Global Poker cash games, you are a moron and you should not speak about online poker with any authority whatsoever.

MODS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD

ANY RANDO MORON FISH THAT STUMBLES ACROSS THIS THREAD IS XY% LESS LIKELY TO DEPOSIT ON THIS SITE BECAUSE OF POSTERS LIKE DOORDONOT. THIS HURTS US ALL. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.

You know who has never made a post on 2p2 about online poker being rigged?

99.99999999999999999999999998% of winning players

Ruminate on whether or not that's a coincidence. Please.

You literally think that a guy is cheating because he plays badly and occasionally wins. That's how severely you refuse to look inwards to determine why you don't win at poker as much as you think you should.

I hope that the random superfish you're talking about stumbles across this thread one day. Actually check that, I hope he doesn't, because he'd probably have a stroke laughing at you so hard and I don't actually want people to die because they are shocked at how dumb another human can be.

ya dog monteroy is definitely a shill

I mean, he spends some non-zero amount of time bothering to refute your impressively idiotic claims, and it is admittedly hard to figure out why he would bother to engage you seriously, so YEAH YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING!

You know who has spent zero minutes of their life wondering who or who not may be a shill for the softest poker site in the history of this or any other universe? 99.99999999999999999999998% of winning players. Another crazy coincidence for you to think about, you Alex Jones tinfoil lizard person Illuminati mother****er ...

there is a poker site in the year of our lord 2018AD that plays softer than any other poker site played in circa 2009AD and YOU STILL have people publicly proclaiming that it is not only rigged, but rigged AGAINST THEM SPECIFICALLY

positively trumpian levels of pathological narcissism

please stop breathing before you successfully encourage randos to not deposit on said site

You need to chill, bro. No need to insult people you disagree with.

Flipped a quarter 10 times today and it landed on heads 8 out of 10 times.

Most rigged quarter I have ever seen. Can you believe it?

Flipping a quarter 10 times and it turning into a dime 8 times is more in line with what happens at global

I may be trolling here but...
Riggies don't forget that the RNG and the RNG certificate state nothing about the deck of cards. The RNG is real and is running correctly as it is generating the winning seat for the sweepstakes players still in the hand.

Rec. players don't listen to all the other garbage posted and don't let it scare you away from playing at Global. If you go to the river with even 3 other players you are GUARANTEED a chance to win the hand! If you fold (decide not to stay in the sweepstakes) you have ZERO chance to win. If you get to the river with just 1 other player you have a 50% chance to win! 50% Guaranteed! (barring a tie)

Good luck see you all at the tables.

This

LOL...people really hate taking responsibility for their lack of skill.

So if one were able to manage to get to rivers more often than not with correct or better than +ev pot odds with respect to turn bets in cash game hands then that's how to print $? Seems easy enough....?

if it were that easy i feel that the bot makers and other players would catch on right quick and make appropriate adjustments and start cashing out at such an alarming rate it'd be blatantly apparent what was going on. I also feel that the deck is off in some way, but the way suggested and quoted in the above post isn't it let's keep searching, logically.

Pokeronetwo is my favorite poster

Imagine the ego it takes to think a poker site is specifically rigged against oneself

No one thinks that

Literally the entire history of online poker is rigging, superusing, hacking, cheating, botting, collusion and general poker site shadiness and greed, and we still have people in 2018 saying such things are not only unlikely, you're an egomaniacal idiot for thinking they can happen.

Imagine the level of credulity and stupidity it would take to label people in that way, given that history.

Most riggie beliefs require the riggie to be the main character in the poker universe, and to have a rig be blatantly obvious (they can see it with their own eyes), yet unverifiable. As well, most theories presented make little sense if they were scaled beyond the tables of the riggie, and for the most part most riggie theories make the sites no money, or cost them money.


Look at the silly stuff you have presented, and it pretty much fits this profile as well. Your donk superuser nonsense so far is only you observing what would be clearly obvious cheating. No other reg has posted concerns about this player, yet if he was doing as you say you see with your eyes it would be reported often by the other regs. Thus, as the only one who sees this latest theory of yours - you are essentially the main character in your story.

The thing you noticed here is blatantly obvious. You basically say that, even though you are the only one to date to see it, and it still somehow remains unverifiable (even though you can simply record a few sessions when you see the player and post it on youtube).

Your theory makes no sense in that this player seems to be only doing it at lower stake tables, in a game where there are fewer tables (where super power type play will be noticed quicker).

This, along with your other theories would not make the site any money if they were involved.


You say "noone believes that," however your spooky, paranoid concerns demonstrate that underlying thought structure, and that is why the only person who takes them seriously is you, unless you count other riggies who will toss in a "yeah, things aint right" comment to any pro-riggie post without even reading them.

All the best.

I don't often drink, but when I do I let it fly ...

I have personally met people who think exactly that.

I mean, the people who worry about cashout curses think the site is punishing them for taking money off the site; that's essentially believing in a personal rig.

This is a very interesting take. Outside of the percentages, which may or may not be correct. Most players that play here know that something isn't right. It could be that they have a winner already chosen.

LOL why is this guy so mad? is this the CEO of GP? Figure out how to get more players on your dead site, sir!