Uwanna was throwing baseless accusations about another player as well. Not going to mention the player's name, because it was absurd, but Uwanna is a little unhinged. Also, constantly claims to be a midstakes reg who camps out at 10NL with a min buy in just to pass the time.

This thread is GOLD. I personally know AJH and can tell you that they are not the same person. AJH is a stand up guy and would not cheat and is not cheating.

Just an update several players were most likely banned that were reported from what i was told. Including jlm and the ajh guy. They have not been seen on the tables. So looks like Global did a good job. There was also a bot banned at midstakes last year. So if you see anything fishy make sure global poker knows about it. They take care of it.

If you sit someones left every time on every table you are getting a math edge purposely= its cheating. Every player reported that were doing this from micros to midstakes from what I know of have not been playing so most likely they got the ban hammer. You guys should not stick up for people cheating in poker. Its why poker has died from people like this. And it needs to be cleaned up whether the guy plays micros or midstakes. Cheating is cheating. And trolls make people not want to post whats going on cause you guys constantly put them down or say they are nuts or say they suck at poker. I dont mind posting for anyone who caught cheating who wants to remain anonymous as long as you provide proof of it and let me see in real time them doing it.

Thank you for your service, you are doing an amazing job. Without you, global poker WOULD NOT be safe.

Seat Selection is not cheating.

If I sit on your then left I'm cheating, if you sit on my left then you are cheating, so everyone must only sit to the right of someone so that the game is fair. Problem solved

-I see there is a thread about me. So I guess I have to come on 2+2 and talk to you toxic kiddies. Stop the cap bruh. I don't limp. I do bet itty bitty fractions. I guess I am fish for that. I do play a lot higher then limits you play at. I do play 10nl for fun. I guess that makes me a fish too. Cool beans. I was sent screen shots from another player of his 2 accounts. He has a very big ego thinking he is the best player in 10nl history. I will send him a trophy if he wants. The point is his mouth got him in trouble.

- His strategy... He has 2 accounts. After a double up he leaves the table. You have to wait 2 hours before the money resets. Instead of waiting he made another account to double up/leave the tables again so he can make more profit with his ss double up/leave the table strategy within that 2 hour time frame. Ok I am off this toxic trash forum. GGs

Targeting other short stackers sitting their left on 12 tables is not cheating.

He made sure I was never on his left

Anyone else notice how he had to make a brand new account so he could make up some new **** while not contradicting himself on his other account? (PLOT TWIST UWANNA HAS 2 ACCOUNTSSS ERR MA GERDDDD) Guy is comic gold haha!

So instead of someone just saying "Its cheating" Im really interested to see where in ANY Poker rules it says you may not sit to the left of a weaker player .... anywhere.... at all..... besides the walls of uwannatrouble's padded cell right next to the poop drawings of helmuth.

How so?

Lol, we're cool. I'm not trying to be toxic. I didn't say you limped, just did something so incorrect I have you tagged with green, which for me means "new to poker". I believe that you play higher limits in the casino lol, but on Global I've never seen you above NL10. But yeah, shortstacking does not equal cheating and neither is seat selection.

That is odd I have you marked a recreational fun player . You sit once in awhile on 1 table unless I am mistaken. If I am new how come you never sit my empty tables? I am lucky if someone plays for 10m before sitting out or quitting. I guess I am not to bad for a NEW player or 10nl is to low for you? I will move up to 20nl just for you rest of this month. I will be on every 6 max table waiting for you. ok?

Isukatparkour? I opened 10 tables played for 3 long hrs at 20nl waiting for you. But you never showed up... I made over a hundo. According to you its my first time ever playing 20nl. I guess I got lucky and just sucked out every where with my awful rookie decisions. TY Jesus for letting me win. I will be waiting for you tomorrow to hopefully get lucky again. Show me how its done. The regulars at 20nl said you hardly ever play. Whats up with that bruh? I had a ton of empty tables for about an hr. For some reason nobody wants to play with this green horn.

Nah I play NL50. And I never said you don't play NL20 ever, I just said I haven't seen you above NL10. I'm glad you have me marked as a rec, I really don't mind how people have me tagged.

As far as me sitting at NL10 for ten minutes, it was to observe you lol. I don't actually want to play NL10 so I went there to see how you play. It's what I recall. Good luck on the felt.

Why people try to grind global over ignition has no common sense. There is fun players on ignition all the way up to 500nl. Global is full of fish at 10nl and then 20nl and higher its a bunch of nut peddling nits trying to cooler or coin flip. You get a few fish on global but they are usually short stack with a very tiny bankroll. Unless global finds a way to get more traffic its pretty dead. MTTs are full of fish but the guaranteeds aren't even that good. Every cash game grinder I know makes a lot more money on ignition. Mtts same thing they make big money on acr and ignition. Fish love the fact you can't take notes on them or target them on ignition. Its why its the best american site and global continues to dry up. The one good thing about global is they do payout fast. They need to have better promotions or some sort of rake back deal if they want to bring it back to where it was in 2018. They aren't really doing anything to make people want to choose global over these other sites. Enjoy playing vs nits trying to cooler each other all day long.

Ok I am going to 50nl then the rest of this month just so you can teach me a lesson. You better be as good as you advertise on here my guy. And that goes for anyone else who is claiming I am a bad player or I am making noobie-boobie decisions. Lets see how good you really are.

Lol dude I'm not trying to "teach you a lesson". I'm not pretending to be a killer, I squeeze out a small profit and play recreationally. But since we're getting rude, you are bad. That's why you play NL10. I hope to see you on the felt.

I'm going to sit on EVERYONE's left from now on, I'll get mad edge that way

It is impossible to sit on everyone's left.

For anyone following my childishness with uwanna, he's a self-admitted shortstacker. I rest my case.

I do start off short stack. I had big stacks on several tables when you finally sat a table. Some were 200bb deep. Isukatparkour says he plays 5 hrs a week on 1 table. But I am new to poker cause I slow played a set at 10nl. What he plays in 1 week I play more hrs in 1 day. I also play more hands in 1 day then he does in a entire month and he says he knows more about poker then I do. Ok buddy Another recreational player that believes he knows more about poker then an actual grinder. He just folds non stop waiting for premiums like he is scared to death of losing his stack. And he wanted to move down to 20nl to play me heads up saying it would be more comfortable for me but I refused. So we play 50nl heads up and he just folds every hand. I am not playing someone this scared to lose money.

5 hours a week 6 tabling. *than *an entire *than again *than again

I played about 25 hands and VPIPed about two of them. He used this as evidence I'm a nit. Small sample sizes are not his strong suit. Neither is grammar.

Don't feel the need to respond other than that, just wanted to point out a few corrections. See, in that circumstance, you use than, not then.

plenty of fish at 100 as well on global i am def not just crushing nits.