Still want moar trouble, regardless of any factual inaccuracies which may or may not be laughable.

I've been on a downswing and I play recreationally so I've been working on my game at NL20. Not exactly a crazy concept.

F yourself dude. I'm not hiding from you, but I don't care enough about your little ego trip to seek you out. You're bad at poker.

Odds on an IQ prop-bet?

Wanna drop LinkedIns?

Nothing you did impressed me. I hardly payed attention to you. You were just hammering the fold button pre. I hardly saw anything. I just acted like you were not even on the table. It was just a empty seat. I am telling you the truth. If you want to call it a lie to feel better. Be my guest. Don't feel bad though. You were just fitting in with the other regs. 10nl is the best limit on global. They are not afraid to actually gamble. Most of players are playing scared money from 20nl and up. Bovada has a lot of lag players. Players like you must of ran them off global robert. You don't play hands unless its AA. Nobody wants to play with you. 200nl is sitting with 5 phil hellmuths with his pre ranges for a mtt. It's full ring ranges. It is not even real poker.

Lol. You are delusional if you think that I play like that. Shoutout to you though for spectating NL20, real baller move.

IQ prop bet offer stands.

You said you grind 50nl. I asked the other 50nl players. They laughed saying you don't ever play. You can't play 50nl. You don't have the br or skill to do it. Then some 20nl, 50nl regs tried to move up to 100/ 200nl to play with me. I don't even know if they have a br anymore. This thread has got me a nice nitro boost to my br thx to you Isuk, but don't risk the br any of you built up to play with me. If you can't afford that limit, don't do it. Just ask me to move down to the limit you guys play at. I don't need the money.
But ISUK on the other hand CLAIMS he plays 50nl while claiming I never moved above 10nl. I am calling you a liar. You are not 50nl grinder. Just admit you lied and I will sit with you at 20nl today. You don't want to seek me out anymore? That is interesting pattern that develops after playing with me.

uwannatrouble, iwannatrouble, errbodywannatrouble!!!! it's uwannatrouble vs the world!!!! lets gooooooo.

You fundamentally can't read.

I do play NL50, but I haven't been this year because I'm working on my game. This isn't fing rocket science.

I said I'd never seen you above NL10, which at that point was true. I would be a liar if I had made claims that weren't true. Unfortunately, your reading sucks which is why I'm upping my IQ prop bet to 5 to 1.

Your move *****.

I am talking to robert not you. You don't play mid stakes with actual adults who use solver based strategies. I wasn't spectating you. I was seeing how many tables were running from micro stakes to mids stakes and seeing who was playing. I was not looking for you. You barely play.

5 to 1 IQ offer stands

The only thing that matters is that your IQ is lower on the poker table. If you didn't make stupid comments I could of helped you. I know every leak you have. And they are very easy to fix. But you have it all figured out from the comments you have made on this forum. You put other players on here down too like you are an elite player. Enjoy those freeroll donkaments. You can make money at those.

IQ prop bet stands.

Lol at saying I claim to be an elite player. I'm quite honest about my poker standing. I never claimed to be a GTO wizard or have some infallible strategy.

We could take the donkey test or some similar version. You could even give me long odds since I'm so terrible and you are so good. That's sarcastic btw because you're not good.

Thank you for admitting that you likely think I am smarter than you despite getting 5 to 1.

Not interested in taking an IQ test. You already admitted I am the superior player with a new challenge for me outside of poker and refusing to play 50nl with me. Just take the L like a man bruh.

Lol no. I'd be happy to play an actual format or prop bet about our play. 4 hours of play for an agreed-upon panel to review? Even money.

If you need help with anything I've written I can put it in smaller words. I feel the need to say that since your reading comprehension is absolutely abysmal.

bruh you taking another L. The ego is strong with isuk. Until he talked that talk about me. A REAL grinder. Someone had to take a poker forum bully down who is a fake grinder.

This is you talking about I am guessing elizabeth? "For any of you wondering about this post, this is Global Poker's schizophrenic crackhead that posts all over that sub forum. I think she does it on purpose to troll" (likely an indication of a sad...

This is you claiming to play 50nl on 12/21/21 "As someone who plays 6 tables during my sessions, I would find this to be a bummer. It's not a predatory action, I just get bored only playing 4 tables. What stakes are you playing where there are so many regs that it's a predatory environment? I play NL50 and it's almost all recs and I sometimes spectate higher and except at the highest limits, there are clearly clueless players all over."

This is what you said about me someone who grinds poker like a religion "NL20-50 winning player here. I'm definitely no poker god, but uwannatrouble sucks. I'm familiar with AJH too, and he's a shortstacker, but by no means is he cheating." AJH no longer plays. rip to him too.

You talking about stepheezy who would easily beat you. " I don't think Steph uses software. I've played NL20 and 50 with him and I think he beats the population but he is massively exploitable. He used to rage tilt in the chat all the time." I want to see you exploit him at 20nl. That is where he plays now. He is better then you.

Plenty more, but I got stuff to do. This is a great example of how low your actual IQ really is. This is all ego booster comments for the weak ego you have. I guess my IQ not to shabby huh my guy?

Yes, that is. I stand by everything I've said.

IQ prop bet or poker skill prop bet stands. You're all talk.

No I think your IQ is likely quite low. That's why I'm offering 5 to `1.

Since we both know now you can't hang with me. I will give 5 to 1 stepheezy ends your br at 20nl or makes you quit. Alright I really have to go now and get my oil changed. I am built different. I respect everyone until they disrespect me. You just disrespect people for no reason. Later bruh. Enjoy another L.

Lol I'll take that. Who do you want to escrow? Will you talk to steph so we can arrange a time?

See all talk.

My offers all stand, but I guess the offer you just made will not get to happen since you are all talk.

I'm not sure who should be more embarrassed, you for being such a clown, or me for entertaining it.

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my guy just keep rackin' up those chips bruh don't worry about all these racists bruh just keep dominating 10NL bruh


First, 10NL..........and then, THE WORLD!!!

He moved back to 50nl a limit you can't afford to play even though you say that is the limit you play.

I'll play NL50 for the bet. Let me know when. Who do you want to escrow?

You're a slimy little ***** who doesn't mean anything he says.

IQ prop bet, poker skill prop bet, or your prop bet stand. I'll take any of them.

ill fite any yall hoo wana play cept i aint alwayz gotta lotta $$$ in my acc so we gotta play the table ware u can buy in witt 4 or 10

IQ Tests for Rolls! That would be a new one.

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