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Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble) Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble)

01-11-2022 , 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by mokujin1
u guys can play HU for rolls at the sit n go turnys ................ let us know when this is happening so we can grab some popcorn n watch. Who will reign supreme in this ultra r*trd weight division???? who will win a whole roll of quarters???? only time will tell.
Lol I offered SnGs but he didn't want to play them.
01-12-2022 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by uwannatrouble
Bruh, how can we have a hu battle with no hu cash tables? I asked him to play early am but he don't want to. I understand though its weird playing during sleeping hours. Global should make some hu cash tables so we can play during the day.

Are you related to iburydoscocaroaches, bruh?
01-12-2022 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour
Also... fwiw, uwanna claims to have beaten Doug Polk heads up and that GTO is nonsense because he has the real GTO.

So.... yeah. I feel vindicated.
I don't make claims so you are not vindicated bruh. What is 100% clear, you are a fake grinder who makes bad assumptions. These 2 hands CLEARLY show you are bad in cash games. This is actual proof. Not me coming in a poker forum making a fake statement saying someone plays like a noob who makes mistakes.
You were trying to fit in with some toxic crowd my guy. Those players talking trash behind my back are either busto or sit out now. The first mistake you are making is assuming and then posting it on a forum. And then you go a step further and post hands. You don't know what is going on in the hands played. It shows you are a fake.
Stop putting players down saying they make mistakes. Stop talking like you use a solver. That image you tried to create on this forum is nonexistent. I Mike Tysoned it right out of you. You could of kept that fake grinder title if you didn't try to fit in with toxic losers. And I will do it to anyone else who wants to run their chops like they are better poker players. Those 2 hands make this game, set, match. GG RIP. Whos next? That line is getting smaller every day.

Last edited by uwannatrouble; 01-12-2022 at 01:20 PM.
01-12-2022 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mokujin1
u guys can play HU for rolls at the sit n go turnys ................ let us know when this is happening so we can grab some popcorn n watch. Who will reign supreme in this ultra r*trd weight division???? who will win a whole roll of quarters???? only time will tell.
I don't play bingo poker.
01-12-2022 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by IneptandUnruley
Are you related to iburydoscocaroaches, bruh?
IneptandUnruley
" It's funny you think this because, this is how I think the "red-neck" side thinks.
They're not looking at or thinking about anything other than what their media outlets tell them.
"Red-necks" bow to their media outlets harder than any other "group(s)."

I don't talk to racist people my guy. Cool assumption though. If people think one way you label them as a red-neck? Wow bruh gl with that mentality. You right with isuk IQ level.
01-12-2022 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by uwannatrouble
I don't make claims so you are not vindicated bruh. What is 100% clear, you are a fake grinder who makes bad assumptions. These 2 hands CLEARLY show you are bad in cash games. This is actual proof. Not me coming in a poker forum making a fake statement saying someone plays like a noob who makes mistakes.
You were trying to fit in with some toxic crowd my guy. Those players talking trash behind my back are either busto or sit out now. The first mistake you are making is assuming and then posting it on a forum. And then you go a step further and post hands. You don't know what is going on in the hands played. It shows you are a fake.
Stop putting players down saying they make mistakes. Stop talking like you use a solver. That image you tried to create on this forum is nonexistent. I Mike Tysoned it right out of you. You could of kept that fake grinder title if you didn't try to fit in with toxic losers. And I will do it to anyone else who wants to run their chops like they are better poker players. Those 2 hands make this game, set, match. GG RIP. Whos next? That line is getting smaller every day.
We live in two very different worlds.
01-12-2022 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by uwannatrouble
IneptandUnruley
" It's funny you think this because, this is how I think the "red-neck" side thinks.
They're not looking at or thinking about anything other than what their media outlets tell them.
"Red-necks" bow to their media outlets harder than any other "group(s)."

I don't talk to racist people my guy. Cool assumption though. If people think one way you label them as a red-neck? Wow bruh gl with that mentality. You right with isuk IQ level.

You are laughable and not quite 17 yet, I believe.
01-12-2022 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by IneptandUnruley
You are laughable and not quite 17 yet, I believe.
Another nice assumption bruh. Am I a red-neck too?
01-12-2022 , 02:44 PM
how is a cuban exile just trying to make his way in the world to get the money to then get the khakis to then get the ladies while trying to look out for the best interests of his sister in Miami a racist redneck again?
01-12-2022 , 02:47 PM
All very interesting. Keep it going uwanna...
01-12-2022 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by rickroll
how is a cuban exile just trying to make his way in the world to get the money to then get the khakis to then get the ladies while trying to look out for the best interests of his sister in Miami a racist redneck again?
Tony Montana was a Republican???!
01-12-2022 , 08:18 PM
I've come to the conclusion that uwannatrouble is either a troll or delusional.

I'm not sure which is sadder.
01-12-2022 , 11:27 PM
h8rz flexin...................................
01-12-2022 , 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Elizabeth5579
h8rz flexin...................................
Winner gets a date with Elizabeth
01-13-2022 , 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour
I've come to the conclusion that uwannatrouble is either a troll or delusional.

I'm not sure which is sadder.
The only conclusion is you a donk in cash games bruh.
01-13-2022 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by uwannatrouble
The only conclusion is you a donk in cash games bruh.
01-13-2022 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour

He would fill each line with, bruh
01-13-2022 , 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour
Time to change the subject?
01-13-2022 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by uwannatrouble
Time to change the subject?
I don't talk to racists bruh
01-15-2022 , 02:42 PM
Not playing 50nl isuk? What happened my guy? Caught in another lie? You said you played 50nl and I'm at 10nl. You are playing 20nl. Go to 50nl. Play the limit you bragging about playing bruh. I am here to talk poker. I don't care about non poker related stuff tied to racist people. You racist trolls need to get a life. That is not what this forum is supposed to be about. Supposed to be about him saying I am bad at poker and he is a good player. Stay on the subject. You are a fake grinder trying to play at 20nl who plays free rolls bruh. That is the truth.
You just took another L unless you move up to 50nl and like you are doing at 20nl right now. Better not be 1 table either. Do 5 tables like you grinding right now. I will be at 50nl waiting for you today. I feel his fear. This beef he claim we had is turning him into a vegan. I played 50nl all day yesterday. He didn't sit one time. He was hiding at 20nl having a rough go at it. Go ahead spell check this. Don't change the fact you a whack fake fraud of a grinder bruh when you call me a noob-boobie.
01-15-2022 , 02:48 PM
I can't speak for other members of the NL 100/200 pool. However, my personal opinion is that I want trouble.


Spoiler:
how does min buy-in nit short stacking even work?!?!?
01-15-2022 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by archosaurs
I don't talk to racists bruh
You not here to talk poker gtfo of this thread and off this forum. Go on dating website. Get a girlfriend. You not talking about poker is for a different thread. Come play me. Don't be a troll. Beat me on the tables or get a new hobby. Isn't this a poker forum to talk poker? Or is this for people to troll with racist comments? I don't talk to pos people who aren't here for poker. I am not here to entertain. I am here to embarrass this fake grinder on the tables. Isuk already took the L. So someone else step up to the plate. He's going into vocabulary on a poker forum. This is no different then some toxic kid playing fortnite. It is rip for him. Next?

Last edited by uwannatrouble; 01-15-2022 at 02:55 PM.
01-15-2022 , 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by IneptandUnruley
He would fill each line with, bruh
You should be banned from 2+2. Most of the comments you make have nothing to do with poker.
01-15-2022 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
I can't speak for other members of the NL 100/200 pool. However, my personal opinion is that I want trouble.


Spoiler:
how does min buy-in nit short stacking even work?!?!?
I won over 1k yesterday. Didn't look like you won very much. I guess it works for me. You didn't play long enough to see the big stacks I had at end of my session bruh. You didn't do anything to make me leave the tables. You played like a scared nit. 200nl is dead. Nobody is playing with you nits. Even a fun player was complaining in chat. When a fun player is complaining for action it shows how weak-tight it is at 200nl.

Last edited by uwannatrouble; 01-15-2022 at 03:11 PM.
01-15-2022 , 03:22 PM
daaaang BRUHHHHH

so that's how NPCs behave.

      
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