Actually to much drama with poker. No beef here I see just 2 people arguing and it is a waste of time.

Heads Up 4 rollz!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we get like a heads-up battle format going?

Sit my empty tables bruh and play me heads up and humble me. Everyone that has tried to humble me have gone quiet. My real beef is Leo who said I am garbage. He actually played a lot with me. I take that very personal. He went from 10nl to 20nl to get away from me. I am at 20nl now so he can show me how garbage I am. I will be at the limit he plays at like his shadow. He ALWAYS sits out against me short handed. No beef with isukatparkour. He don't play cash games. I have empty tables and he never sits them. He doesn't want to show me I am a noobie-boobie anymore. He might of made a boobie with that comment. I constantly sit Leo and he sits out. If I am garbage sit in and play my guy. These players avoid me. So it is the opportunity of a life time to play this noobie-boobie heads up on empty tables sirswish. Someone has to humble me. Might as well be you. Show me those amazing skills so I can SLIGHTLY humble myself. These 2 clowns aren't interested. You better be a top player cause I might be the one that humbles you if you are not. Where do you get your confidence? Cause your ID name has green letters?

ok let me know whens good for you

I been playing all day long. Plenty of empty tables for you to sit. I will be on in about an hour waiting for you. If you play poker on global shouldn't be to hard to find me. Nobody sit with us please. Lets do 4 tables and play for about 4 hours. I wish global would make heads up tables. ID name? I will be on in 25 minutes.

spin griffey jr, ill keep an eye out

uwanna might want to drop this one, just sayin. lol

epic reverse bumhunting itt

My advice to the NL20 pool: Sit with a full stack, and enable auto-top-up feature. This way when you eventually play a hand and peddle the nuts you can make more monies.

Quite a few cash game grinders have tried to humble me this entire week bruh. I sent leo to bed early tonight. That should give you an idea of which side is being humbled. It is hard to play heads up unless global will make some heads up cash tables. It would be fun to play some heads up. I am getting pretty bored playing 6 max cash games.

Actually I played with him before in mtts. Nothing about his game humbled me. If anything I might of fell asleep. You think a mtt player can beat me heads up my guy? Id love to see that.

You are a TRUE grinder.

Just watch out for once someone brings $20 to the game and martingales you

Nice, care to share the list of who that was?

We know it wasn't Parkour. While you both differ wildly on how those sessions went, he is admittedly a rec, not a grinder.


Some mtt players also play cash. You do make a good point that sometimes pure MTT players struggle to win at cash, usually related to lack of deep stack play knowledge/experience. But being honest, I would bet on a solid MTT crusher over a micro stakes cash game player in a cash game format, including heads up.

Also I'm not sure a heads up match really says anything, there's a lot of variance in HU play in the short term. You might be able to sit with SirSwish for 30 minutes HU before others join, but no matter who wins in that tiny sample it doesn't say much. You could be the better player and still lose for that short a span. But if you guys do this I'll look forward to see how it goes!

If 6Max is boring might I suggest playing more tables and higher stakes?

You have to be trolling my guy. Some 10nl grinders I have played against would probably beat him in cash games. He probably can't even profit 10nl. I seen some of the best mtt players go to cash games believing they can easily grind up micro stakes. And they quit within a few weeks after losing to 10nl regs. I made over 3k at 10nl last month. And he is going to humble me coming from mtts? GL with that bruh.

Any results from the HU battle with SirSwish?

u better hurry before i go broke, a guy who cant beat 10nl on global isnt gonna last long in this world

https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/61...2bb20001a08e09

https://play.globalpoker.com/hand/61...2bb20001a08e30
This is the seasoned player who has beef with me that says I suck at poker who talks like he is a gto expert. He said I make noobie-boobie mistakes. This is within 5m of him playing. I could show a lot more of his game, but no point. This shows what kind of level he is on. Solver would never do any of these plays. He is not a cash game player. rip bruh.

Yep ran into the nuts with a bluff and the A8o hand is standard vs your huge 3bet range and spaz postflop. The A9s hand is likely suboptimal, but once again, I'm not a poker god.

Your preflop lines are lolz.

Also those hands were from an hour of 6 tables lol.
Glad we're continuing this. This is definitely a good use of everyone's time.

Also... fwiw, uwanna claims to have beaten Doug Polk heads up and that GTO is nonsense because he has the real GTO.

So.... yeah. I feel vindicated.

This is what happens when the chat feature is enabled!

Bruh, how can we have a hu battle with no hu cash tables? I asked him to play early am but he don't want to. I understand though its weird playing during sleeping hours. Global should make some hu cash tables so we can play during the day.

u guys can play HU for rolls at the sit n go turnys ................ let us know when this is happening so we can grab some popcorn n watch. Who will reign supreme in this ultra r*trd weight division???? who will win a whole roll of quarters???? only time will tell.