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Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble) Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble)

01-26-2022 , 12:56 PM
Dang I guess I’m different but usually when I challenge a prop bet I check back to see if anyone takes the action.

Guess I’m just built different, bruh.
02-10-2022 , 09:15 PM
Here's our convo from today on GP.

Last edited by ISukAtParkour; 02-10-2022 at 09:17 PM. Reason: deleted my business name for anonymity
02-10-2022 , 09:59 PM
Here's the piece I redacted plus a later convo



02-10-2022 , 10:55 PM
is he still doing the cute short stacking at .1/.2?
02-10-2022 , 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sirswish6
is he still doing the cute short stacking at .1/.2?
I've been informed that such a strat was employed to beat Doug Polk bruh and get him to quit HU vs uwannatrouble.

Seems legit.
02-10-2022 , 11:48 PM
it's so sad you're screenshotting stuff nobody is actually going to read thinking you somehow don't come out like a total loser in all of this
02-11-2022 , 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rickroll
it's so sad you're screenshotting stuff nobody is actually going to read thinking you somehow don't come out like a total loser in all of this
Thanks, Captain Positive.

FWIW, several of the regs at NL20 and NL50 read this thread because they know both of us. I understand that you don't care, but there's no need for such rude words unprovoked.

Usually, when someone doesn't care about a thread, they don't click on it or respond. You should give that a go.
02-11-2022 , 01:29 AM
no that's not it at all, you're acting pathetic and doing nothing but embarassing yourself, those "regs reading the thread" are laughing at you

you're the 6bm of nl2
02-11-2022 , 01:56 AM
You’re speaking for a lot of folks, it’s safe to assume you’ve checked with all of them?

Yeah it’s obviously a dumb feud, but it’s quite the comparison to say I’m like 6bm. Not sure how we’re alike but cool dude

I’m a lifenit so kind of the opposite of 6bm. Also, don’t play NL2.

I gotta stop responding to trolls. And the difference between 6 and I saying that is I’m not ignoring obvious critique of my decisions

FWIW: This whole feud is immature and stupid and the only reason I’m engaging is because uwannatrouble challenged a prop bet that he had no interest in pursuing and is overall toxic.

Should I stop engaging? Yeah probably. Are you still a rude jackass? Yeah I’d say so
02-11-2022 , 01:59 AM
ok then

hey lurkers, please show yourselves and state that op isn't pathetic, come defend your dear friend's honor and explain how you're so interested in this unfolding drama
02-11-2022 , 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rickroll
ok then

hey lurkers, please show yourselves and state that op isn't pathetic, come defend your dear friend's honor and explain how you're so interested in this unfolding drama
They talk to me in the GP chat. Maybe people will pop on.

Either way, if you’re not interested don’t engage.

Call me pathetic. I’m 22 and I should probably be better than this. Considering you joined in 2011, you should definitely be better than this. So is this whole feud pathetic? Maybe. But if so you are on the same level
02-11-2022 , 03:48 AM
Hahaha uwannatrouble is def the Tekashi 6ix9ine of twoplustwo
02-11-2022 , 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour
They talk to me in the GP chat. Maybe people will pop on.

Either way, if you’re not interested don’t engage.

Call me pathetic. I’m 22 and I should probably be better than this. Considering you joined in 2011, you should definitely be better than this. So is this whole feud pathetic? Maybe. But if so you are on the same level
There it is lol.

When you turn 25-26 you're gonna look back on this and feel not good lol.

You hit the nail on the head, anyone who does anything but see this thread, chuckle for a second and move on, is doing something pretty dumb, myself included.

You're "beefing" over micro stakes on literally one of the softest sites in the world. Nobody playing 50NL on Global for any significant amount of time is "good" by any reasonable standards, or they wouldn't be playing those stakes for long.

I'm not saying you're alone in this, uwannatrouble has also looked pretty not good in this thread, and I think I and all others who commented look not good for participating, but this is your beef in a nut shell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqsGzk34ufU

Play the game, work on improving, be humble, keep it pushing lol
02-11-2022 , 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilly_
There it is lol.

When you turn 25-26 you're gonna look back on this and feel not good lol.

You hit the nail on the head, anyone who does anything but see this thread, chuckle for a second and move on, is doing something pretty dumb, myself included.

You're "beefing" over micro stakes on literally one of the softest sites in the world. Nobody playing 50NL on Global for any significant amount of time is "good" by any reasonable standards, or they wouldn't be playing those stakes for long.

I'm not saying you're alone in this, uwannatrouble has also looked pretty not good in this thread, and I think I and all others who commented look not good for participating, but this is your beef in a nut shell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqsGzk34ufU

Play the game, work on improving, be humble, keep it pushing lol

Haha I see a Sopranos quote, I laugh

This is more like Matty Drinkwater vs Christopher Moltisanti Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble)


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02-11-2022 , 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RareBearMemeShaman
Haha I see a Sopranos quote, I laugh

This is more like Matty Drinkwater vs Christopher Moltisanti Global Poker Beef: Ultra-R*t*rd Weight Division (ISukAtParkour vs uwannatrouble)


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02-11-2022 , 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilly_

Oh! I saw dat one coming


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02-11-2022 , 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dilly_
There it is lol.

When you turn 25-26 you're gonna look back on this and feel not good lol.

You hit the nail on the head, anyone who does anything but see this thread, chuckle for a second and move on, is doing something pretty dumb, myself included.

You're "beefing" over micro stakes on literally one of the softest sites in the world. Nobody playing 50NL on Global for any significant amount of time is "good" by any reasonable standards, or they wouldn't be playing those stakes for long.

I'm not saying you're alone in this, uwannatrouble has also looked pretty not good in this thread, and I think I and all others who commented look not good for participating, but this is your beef in a nut shell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqsGzk34ufU

Play the game, work on improving, be humble, keep it pushing lol
Yeah, all this is fair. I'll stop responding/engaging.
02-12-2022 , 11:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ISukAtParkour
Ok... this is embarrassing.

I stand by uwannatrouble being an annoying dude, but this post was silly on my part. Mods, feel free to remove or lock.
Hand was nearly in the muck.
03-24-2022 , 03:17 PM
Just to give more insight on uwannatrouble this guy has been sitting at tables while sitting out the entire time to rave about collusion between literally half the table including players that have hardly ever played together. He never plays a hand just sits to "record me cheating and get me banned" lol.

He has been trying to get everyone banned (not sure why since he is so good and crushes everyone) for a longggg time and no one has even gotten so much as a email inquiry from global.

Bruh my guy bruh my guy bruh bruh...... Guy sounds like he's a 14 year old punk but I have a funny feeling he is like 55 haha. Anyway he is just a delusional sad little man that needs his meds.

He is easy enough to block in chat when you don't feel like watching his mental breakdown but he is a waste of a seat since he refuses to play a hand due to "everyone teaming".
03-25-2022 , 10:15 PM
Uwanna is one of my favorites. Always good 4 a battle
03-26-2022 , 05:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AJHPoker
Just to give more insight on uwannatrouble this guy has been sitting at tables while sitting out the entire time to rave about collusion between literally half the table including players that have hardly ever played together. He never plays a hand just sits to "record me cheating and get me banned" lol.

He has been trying to get everyone banned (not sure why since he is so good and crushes everyone) for a longggg time and no one has even gotten so much as a email inquiry from global.

Bruh my guy bruh my guy bruh bruh...... Guy sounds like he's a 14 year old punk but I have a funny feeling he is like 55 haha. Anyway he is just a delusional sad little man that needs his meds.

He is easy enough to block in chat when you don't feel like watching his mental breakdown but he is a waste of a seat since he refuses to play a hand due to "everyone teaming".

I think ajh and isuk have the same IQ and you both should tie the knot. You 2 are the perfect match. Nobody else is made for people this stupid. You 2 are definitely soul mates in the making. Do you guys know why they continue to talk? Because they feel very insecure that I am exposing them for who they really are. Do I make you 2 feel guilty about who you really are as people? I will stop telling the truth so you both can save a little bit of ego, if any is left. I will take the high road and be a nice guy for global so I don't hurt their precious feelings anymore. I didn't know grown men could be so sensitive. My bad bruh + vibes.

Last edited by uwannatrouble; 03-26-2022 at 05:27 AM.
03-27-2022 , 04:00 PM
Uwannatrouble is not good at poker

      
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