before you dismiss me as some shmuck that's mad cause he lost money. I'm not that guy. I'm a winning player with more than 30,000 sit n goes on my resume. my screen names are hoggymcdnld, cdub3001, cdubduke. mostly on revolution network, stars and FT. I was a heavy hitter on cake poker in its heyday. now I play on global in my spare time....

playing on global earlier today I register for a sit n go. it pops up pretty fast so I register for the same sit n go again. and it also pops up really fast. within 20 seconds of each other I have both of them going. and both of them have the exact same players but I don't think anything of it at the time...first hand, first sit n go. PlayerA open shoves, I fold. playerB calls as do players C and D. the hands are as follows A= 3d-5d, B= 10c-2h, C= Ah-5c, D= js-3s. long story short the board runs out and player C wins the hand. knocks the other 3 out. next hand with 4500 chips(starting stack 1500) open shoves again. I fold, playerE calls. Player C wins the hand again and we're heads up. he shoves none stop for about 9-10 hands till I finally call. hits a 3 outer and its over. that didn't bother me much....however on the other table, the exact same thing was happening. to the T. the first player to act who was Player D on the other table open shoved. before I realized what was happening I called with JJ. then, just as the other table the other 3 players called as well. another long story short, board runs out, I lose. I'm out. so I sit and watch. one player has 7510 in chips, other guy 1490. the next hand they both get it in. hands are As-10h and 3c-10c. sit n go is over......kinda weird. so I did some research. went to sharkscope where they now keep track of global poker stats. looked up the names and to my surprise all the players had only ever played 2 sit no gos on global poker. 2 total games, not just sit n go and some mtts. just 2 games total. the ones I just played in. surely I made a mistake and misclicked a button or something. check it again. same thing. 2 games played for 5 different players. for 4 of the players their ROI's were the same, the ave stake was same the same and the profit was the same. except for one, obv........so I took a picture of my screen. wrote down the names and immediately emailed global poker support. their response?????? we don't have any players in our system with those names.... are you kidding me? I email them again explaining how unlikely it is that I would have so much free time on my hands and just made the whole thing up. this time I put the picture I took of my screen in the attachments. same response. "sir, we do not have any players with those accounts. you must be mistaken.".................I just don't understand the logic behind this whole thing. it almost felt like they were covering it up. I'm stuck and I don't know what to do, who to talk to and who is somebody that can address this. i don't know how long this has been happening and at what stakes. i don't understand why anybody would create fake accounts and play reckless like this unless the were the direct beneficiary of it. and i don't know how it could be profitable. what i do know is it happened and global wants nothing to do with this situation. SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!!!

P.S. i have the picture but don't know how to put it on here. id be more than happy to show it. if that isn't good enough, ill give you the names of the players and you can sharkscope it yourselves. whatever it takes to expose this.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/142018551@N06/

here is the link for the photo..

I wonder if the day will ever come that a thread titled like this will contain what it promises.

Something even close would be nice.

are kidding me? they just told me that 5 players I just played with don't exist...wtf?

Ah, silly me. I thought that could be a misunderstanding or a mistake...I should have realized that was actually proof Global Poker is cheating its players.

I mean, what you say makes a lot of sense - why would they explain that it could be bad players getting lucky, when they can instead get themselves caught in an easily disprovable lie?

I think you should change the title to "some" players.
I've been playing for months and never had any problems - EVER.
Cashouts are fast - customer service is average but I'm ok with that.
Seems like all anyone can do is complain about something???

Wow, at first I was like okay this guys just another ****ing moron.

Then, I actually read what he had to say.

Yep, another ****ing moron.

look, I see that you guys have opinions but nobody has come with an explanation yet. momo, if they cheat even one player then they are cheating all the players. I just want to make sense of this ****. id be more than happy to retract my statements and even apologize to global. I just randomly sat at a table with 5 guys who only ever played one game on global? how bout twice in a minute? if global really did take the easy road out then what is even the ****ing point in reporting **** like this if they don't care? bots have taken over most of the rooms and that's ok with you guys? maybe youre the moron?

Here's a thought - don't make claims of having proof of something that you don't have proof of, and then you won't have to retract anything or apologize.

Raising concerns is a good idea. Accusing a site of cheating players when you have no proof that they are helps no one. In fact, it's harmful, in a number of ways.

I was kind of hoping you'd be done with drawing conclusions out of thin air, but apparently not.

I make conclusions based on evidence. I go by what I seen and what the told be. I saw 5 guys with fake accounts playing sit no goes and when I addressed global about they either covered it up or they blew me off...if they blew me off and continue to let this happen without repercussions to those individuals then they are cheating the other players. there ya go champ.

How do you know they were fake accounts? Perhaps I'm missing something; if you have some evidence of that, it would be a good start.

If you haven't already, I'd suggest emailing them back with your screen shot. If you can't get anywhere, ask them to escalate it. I'm far from convinced that there's a problem here, but if you think there is, you should exhaust all possibilities of getting it resolved.

did you not read anything I typed? I emailed them 4 times and twice included the photograph...they told me 4 times they don't have the players in their database. did you see the photo? its not like I'm making all this **** up and making it seem worse than it is. did you see the line that says I ve played around 30,000 sit n gos I my career? that wasn't made up either. ive seen it all and I'm telling you ive never seen anything like what happened today...just because its not happening at your stakes or game of choice doesn't mean its ok. and I'm not saying it is or isn't happening at your stakes. but it is mine.

I don't really give a **** about what I should and shouldn't do or say. I just want answers. unless you have some then shut the **** up.

Wait we’re talking about $1 sng’s here? Lol. This dude is talking about playing 30000 sng’s in his “career “ Lol. We better get the feds involved in this one.
Give me a break lololol

People going all in every hand @ $1 SNGs?

This has never happened in online poker before ever....

TakeNotes you crack me up. Even with all of the stuff going on with your account in particular you seemed to still be a balanced individual. If we ever meet IRL, first round is on me.

Especially on a website that gives away $2 for a new account sign up. Which isn't enough to buy into any SNG higher than the $1 + $0.10 SNG.

Sure this could all be real OP. We could also all be in a simulation. Maybe all of you are just robots/actors for my pleasure and they are recording me for the Truman show. But highly more likely is the truth of this situation is far simpler and far less pernicious than you have accused.

Start over with the headline "Global has an issue where people register their free $2 accounts and try to hit it big by jamming everything first hand and then chip dumping it all to a central account if they happen to win the SNG" and likely you would have been met with two comments. One from me saying "Yep, that is likely true" and one from the old banned tin-foil wearing account from Matt/whatever else name he made up saying, "Global is rigged... PROOF" and then then the thread would disappear.

Also if this is Matt... consider getting a job.

Every time I think of leaving this site another poster such as this reminds me the type of players on this site. Time to add $1 sngs to my games.

People like op are why poker will never die.

One time I had everybody shove atc in a SnG on Global. I think it was a 20+2 6m. I won the thing after maybe 8 hands. It was bizarre. I figured it was some chip-dumping thing but I dunno.

I only skimmed the thread, but I didn't see a mention of freesafety7.

Anyway, this freesafety7 fella has a 97.9% ROI and has a 81.5% ITM, and ... I filtered out MTT results, these are all SnGs. Over 1k+ SnGs. I get that it's micros but I don't see how this is remotely possible.

freesafety7 cashed in 42 straight SnGs, mostly 6m.

What am I missing?

Edit: maybe ALL the free 2$ guys are playing these SnGs, jamming every hand, and then joining freesafety7's games. Maybe I need to play these lowstakes games ...

Read through the thread and there is no mention of potripper7 ITT. Good show guys.

Wow, definitely something fishy with those results. Seems impossible

I lost count, but there is a stretch where he cashed in something like 59 out of 60 straight SnGs. Yeah.

I didnt even read the whole post from the OP, all I read was "Whah whah whah, boo hoo hoo"

Although there does seem to be a lot of people with the name "hoyter" in multi-table tournies or I could just be seeing the same 2 people multiple times, who knows