[QUOTE=ProAces;53801914]Just lookin on here to see whats being said.(I check monthly at best) I just had a similar issue with there service team I had a sng not a big one. ($2) dollar sng ($2 lousey dollars) an here's what happened. There was 4 of us left chip lead me and 2 obvious bot or program ran users with the chip lead. he had like 1800 i had 1300 i believe the other 2 had no more than 250 at the start of 4 handed..I may be off a little i aint looking up that math. anyway Ive never seen collusion or a bot more obvious i'm 2 spots away from the CL. The 2 bots whatever they are are sitting out but when im in my blinds he makes action its understandable at first then he starts leaking them my money by folding and they sit in raise him a few times etc. they chipped me all the way til he had 90 % i had 200 or 300 and the 1 left had 180 i think anyway final hand. I'm hot by now im lookin at 2 painted cards but im in no matter if i wanted to be or not blinded an anted in I see this SOBS CARDS BEFORE HE MAKES HIS CALL HE HAS (KK) anyway i email them and they actually said the most off the wall insulting thing he could have said.

which was
Gavin
9 days ago
Hello Kane,

Thank you for your email.

We will always investigate any serious claims of cheating as we do not tolerate unfair play on Global Poker however, your complaint that you are being cheated on every table you play, is just not realistic and cannot be taken seriously.

If you have serious concerns about specific players, please provide as much detail as you can including any information you might know, such as the date and time, the type of game and stakes you were playing, hand numbers, tournament numbers, screennames, and most importantly - why you think they were cheating. Once you provide some more specific information then we will be able to investigate this for you.


that's exactly my point. I emailed global for a week telling them something was wrong. it wasn't until I posted it on 2+2 and made it public that any action was taken. they showed no desire to do anything about it.

I have noticed what I think are some bot players, worth reporting or better to exploit?

Bots can be good and bad for regulars assuming the bot itself isnt that good!

REPORT!. Don't let these bass-tards get away with using bots.

Please pass anything you think is worthy of investigating on to support@globalpoker.com with as much information as you can provide.

Just reported one player that has played about every $6.60 and $11.00 STT there is over the last 48 hours without a break. Over 500 tournaments. This is not possible by a human. Bot has printed over 17K in profit. Or 17K stolen from me and you if I am correct. Will post more when I hear back from Global.

attn: GlobalPoker_Joey

Who gave you permission to change the title of this thread? it sure as hell wasn't me...

Actually, it was you.

2+2 allows moderators to change title threads. No argument one way or the other if this is a good or bad thing, but it is a thing.

When you make a post on 2+2 you agree to these conditions. That's how it works. Much like the people who complain that someone gave them a response they don't want, you asked for that response when you posted in a public forum.

When you post on 2+2 you agree its okay for the mods to change your thread title. Don't like it? Go post somewhere that doesn't allow it.

Really dislike all people being *******s in this thread... Grow up

Anyone keeping bot tabs these days? It seems a lot have come back since the recent banning. It looks like they now play in waves throughout certain times of the day to avoid drawing too much attention. It is a small sample size however.

Does anyone know which bots were a part of the most recent banning? If you don't want to post info publicly just hit me with a PM.

FWIW I reported the same player. Still no word yet from anyone.

Here's a good example of the rampant cheating that Global allows/participates in/ encourages....

6 months, 24,000 sngs, 20K profit.

That's 133 SnGs a day.

Or 9 SnG every waking hour of every day, 7 days a week, for six straight months.

http://tinypic.com/r/14ij6dv/9

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Or maybe he plays more tables at once than you can fathom because you can only play 2-3 tables at once when you're limping half your hands in your sngs?

And TheOnlyHuman bot runs simultaneously with bots Panda2169 and Gourdy who have similar statistics.

And all that took me 10 minutes to figure out...so obviously Global doesn't look/ doesn't care.

So every post you've made concerned Global Poker.

And every post as been fully supportive of the site and dismissive of any question asked. It seems obvious that you work for them.

But even that being said....how many tables to you think a person can play at once, and for how long, while continuing to be profitable at that rate ?

I'd be interested in hearing you ability to "fathom".

You need to accept the fact that you just suck at poker.

Yes players really can mass multitable profitably. You wouldn't know because you're a fish plain and simple. Its beyond your comprehension we get it.

You're comparing me to this guy. I know its hard for your little brain but take a moment and just think about how stupid you made yourself look.

OMG you're actually here !!!!

So you're able to play 9 tables at once....and 54 games since 6 this morning

AND

still read at 2+2, AND respond, AND look up stuff on sharkscope.

WOW....its almost like you're superhuman...machine-like even.

He'll you're so good its almost like you're sitting at Global searching the forums while a computer steals everyone's money.

I didn't compare you to that guy.

I said you're running three programs simultaneously in a coordinated fashion the maximize your results.

but I appreciate you proving the point.

bro I 9 table SnGs while flipping through netflix and watching porn and surfing 2p2 and eating food and burning trees

it's basically trivially easy if you play a solid SnG strat

and lol at this weird comparison of TOH to some random superfish

thank you for the clarification. I mean that in the least aggressive way possible.

as the original poster yes ive handled this whole ordeal very poorly. jumped to conclusions. made off the wall statements. attacked some of you for telling me I'm wrong. I'm sorry. being an online poker player hasn't sharpened my social skills at all. but no excuse....as corny as this is gonna sound it is the truth. we need to stick together. these sites don't care. they care about money. that's it. its our job to protect ourselves as a poker community and to protect the integrity of the games we play in.

Then I will offer you a similar deal as the other guy.

Buy into 16 sngs, video yourself playing so I can see that you're playing and without any assistance.

If you're up at the end of the 16 games I'll 3X you
If you're down at the end of 16 games you 3x me

We both put the money in escrow before you begin.

In ?

Damn, can I get this deal too?

sup; havent played stt in ages, but im down for some prop bets..

lul this is prob one of the worst candidates to bet against, gogo poker12