I'd like to see the biggest and craziest hand histories provided on Global. I have a few of my own that are insane.

Crazy meaning what?

Crazy meaning the biggest pots? Like $100k in the middle or something like that?

Crazy meaning biggest run of hands where you were playing solid?

Crazy meaning the biggest suck-outs, like they hit the one outer on the river to scoop?

Pff. One outer on the river? I wish.

The other day in the $55 deep I raised a known limptard who had limped E1 with 95s, with my 88, and he called and flopped middle pair vs my set on an 852 board. He donked, I raised him, he shoved, obv I snap called looking for that sweet early double as about a 98% favorite.

Guess. Who. Won. He said, through gritted teeth.

Things I learned this week while allin:

- AA < 77 = 7th in $55 deep instead of being massive CL at FT
- AA < KQ = 7th in $55 deep instead of being massive CL at FT (very next day)
- KK < AQ + AQ; then 99 < QJs; then AKs < Ax = 1/10 -> 10th in $55th deep instead of being craaaaazy huge CL at FT (two days after that)
- JJ < 33 = 4th in $1.5k gtd
- KK < A4 = 4th in $1k gtd
- JJ > KK = eventual 1st in $1.5k gtd (included this one to be fair but who ****ing cares compared to those $55 spots)
- AK < AA, not once but twice = 13th in $3k gtd because obv BvB shovefests always have these kinds of quality matchups
- KK on a K62 rainbow board < AJ because T, Q (and I wasn't even the idiot who donk shoved like 30BB into the preflop 3Bettor on that flop without so much as a BDFD) = 10th hand of only Christmas event I can play today

This is now my "**** you all, I hate you" thread.

This thread has potential for massive cash game hand links. Not the above post

Thread was DOA. Slimeball OP didn't even come back to tend his own lawn.

If this thread becomes anything it was because of me. ME. You're welcome.