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06-09-2018 , 10:26 PM

AmAtEuR_backwards

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Advice:
1) deposit only the amount of your daily buyins each day
2) on winning days withdraw all money above tomorrow’s buyins

IF the entire or majority of the +EV MTT player pool all adopt this policy, there would be no ill effect to Global as long as the player funds are segregated

But I doubt that’s the case. If global doesn’t have all the player funds and the entire MTT winner population adopts this policy it will rapidly become apparent.

Joey, deleting this will look majorly fishy on your part.

06-09-2018 , 11:45 PM

yellowfever

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Advice to global- limit players to one free cash out per week as this will cost tons of processing money and people want to abuse the quick cash outs.

06-09-2018 , 11:53 PM

pokerONETWO

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lol

06-10-2018 , 12:45 AM

AmAtEuR_backwards

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowfever

Advice to global- limit players to one free cash out per week as this will cost tons of processing money and people want to abuse the quick cash outs.

With the amount you win in MTTs there I’d gladly pay a $25 fee per Cashout

06-10-2018 , 01:33 AM

quaid745

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Op - posting that made you look majorly dumb.

06-10-2018 , 01:36 AM

lagtight

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Quote:

Originally Posted by quaid745

Op - posting that made you look majorly dumb.

Ad hominem attack not helpful.

06-10-2018 , 05:18 AM

ButterMango

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Global Poker/VGW processes something like millions of USD every month. They do not give a f*** whatever conspiracy theory s*** method you want to use to bankroll your money.

06-10-2018 , 05:21 AM

ButterMango

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AmAtEuR_backwards

With the amount you win in MTTs there I’d gladly pay a $25 fee per Cashout

Are you that stupid to pay $25 for something that is currently free? It's not even actually free given the thousands I've already paid in rake according to Sharkscope.

06-10-2018 , 05:51 PM

pokerONETWO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AmAtEuR_backwards

THIS IS THE DUMBEST POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

06-10-2018 , 05:51 PM

#10

pokerONETWO

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although if Joey deletes the dumbest post in internet history that would indeed be super fishy!

06-10-2018 , 11:53 PM

#11

AmAtEuR_backwards

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What exactly is dumb about the suggestion of keeping the minimum on the site?

Are you suggesting keeping 4-5 figure balances in Global when your total buyins are less than 450 per day is the smart play? I’m curious why anyone thinks keeping their online bankroll in Global Vs one click away in PayPal would be the smart play....but even more curious why, even if they were risk tolerant enough to leave it on Global, they’d think the guy who didn’t leave his on Global was dumb.

I’m probably smarter than 95% of people you’ve encountered.

06-11-2018 , 01:42 AM

#12

ButterMango

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I probably wash my cat 95% more often than the population.

06-11-2018 , 01:45 AM

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ButterMango

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Omg it would be so great if you could objectively data science someone's cognitive intelligence. AI make it happen.

Your brain z-score is -1.46. Sry you can't sit with us.

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