it always occurs to me in this discussion that the people who don't think a human can play x SnGs over y timeframe never realize just how often we are clicking the fold button

Many SnG fish will play quite literally 3x as many hands in the early levels as strong players, so while they're sitting there playing one hand I've already clicked fold on like 5 other tables.

I mean that's cool, but you didn't get that refund because people kept sitting on your left. That was your problem in your OP on the subject, I remember it well because it was very funny.

No i just report it to global to make sure he can prove he can play 75 sngs in 3 hrs to global especially hypers 75 in 3 hrs? he would have to have a ton of tables open of hypers at once on that slow software? haha. He better hit a few lines of coke if he wants to prove it. We will see him struggling timing out on every table if he tries to prove it. Its pretty funny you guys think what he is doing is possible on that site without a bot or some hot key software.

why dont you you guys play 75 sngs at once on global in 3 hrs and post it on here so we all can see how easy it is.

So does this mean you're unable to see things from anyone else's perspective, or just that you don't care to?

At this point, I'm not sure what the point of this thread is. I'd think it would be either to draw it to the attention of other Global reps and help them see your side, and/or to get other players behind you in the hopes that might sway things in your favour. But I don't see how this latest tactic of name calling rather than engaging in discussion is going to help.

I think there are a lot of players ITT & on GP who use assistance from software.

Now with WP debacle & players are looking for the door GP cant have that "run on the bank" so bigger balances are going under the microscope.

hence a lot of accounts being locked.

If you used any of these Items that are against GP's T.O.S. (yes even looking up SS while playing is a no no) should reap what you sow.

when I want to get 50, 200 and 500 flops seen to qualify I 6 table GC's and to be honest I don't see how anybody could be doing more long term without assistance. (especially profitably)

If a player can and does it 3/4 of a day everyday I'm impressed and feel sad for the life they live.

The people that were sitting on the left of me were bots. Sometimes they sat 4 or 5 in a row to my left INSTANTLY at the same time not even 1,2,3,4 but just 3 to 4 would pop up at the same time on my left out of no where with the same buyin amount. Was happening all day long. I dont play cash games on the site no more. On the gold coin tables that was not happening. People were picking random seats when I opened up tables not 99% of people pick the left seat unless seat scripting or bots. People pick random seats where they want to sit. Humans aren't robots that all sit the left of brand new games. If you think everyone does that then your an idiot.

And this is what they do to not get caught. Play sometimes and other times have the bot play while they beat their meat. Don't stick up for bots and people using software to cheat. Its why ACR got out of hand. People like you sticking up for people that are cheating is what ruins online poker. if the poker site doesn't get enough complaints then they don't do anything about it. I am sure your not playing on ACR cash games. Why your azz is on global. We don't want global to turn into ACR is all. What software are you guys using to put in so much volume if its so easy? Its hard to open 10 tables on the site. Its not easy that software is crap. Give me your id names and all have global check u all out too that can play 75 sngs in 3 hrs on that bad software site. I bet you wont and you can't prove you can do it.

I HAVE played 75 SnGs over a 3 hour span on Global on numerous occasions. Feel free to peruse the sharkscope of poker12 if you don't believe me. It's extremely possible to do what he's doing, and I know this because I sometimes do exactly what he does, just over way shorter periods of time because I get bored and want to play video games.

And you really really don't need to bother GlobalPoker with reporting this. They are very obviously aware of TheOnlyHuman and what he's doing. All you're doing is making the support even slower for people with legitimate issues.

lol just two nights ago I played 45 games in 3 hours and the only reason it wasn't a bunch more is because it was 2-3AM and the games I play die super hard around that time of night

I have routinely 8-10 tabled cash games, and do not use any assistance programs. I have pressed it to 12 before but couldn't keep that up for extended sessions. One time I tried 16 and it was a disaster of time outs and poor play. lol So I know my limits. But I also once saw a guy 12 tabling cash on his friggin ipad while playing live cash. He said he grinds a lot more when on the desktop. To be fair 12 tables on an ipad seems pretty insane and I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. But the point is the volume in question here is in fact doable by a human. Whether or not a human is doing it all in this case remains to be seen I guess, the OP is super defensive and has now made the LOL argument that the only opinions that matter are those that agree with him, which makes him look even more guilty of some wrong doing. But the contention this volume simply can't be performed by a human being without assistance is false.

Last month I had a day where I played 350 games in an 8 hour timespan. I misclick, time out, and play terribly, but putting in that volume isn't that hard.

90% of my games are hypers though.

It looks like he's been cleared, since he's playing again. I guess GlobalPoker doesn't have the bot detecting technology or access to Sharkscope that iburydoscocaroches has.

Hey,

I am the DONK known as MikePence on Global(who believe it or not am in the profit even though my spewtard record on sharkscope) I find it extremely fishy at the low number of SNG he is playing now that he is reinstated but always thought he was a real person. Hell, I never even cared, if I was getting cheated in a 6.6 SNG. Now, I am grateful that GP is checking him out

They unlocked his account so that he can record himself playing a session; they gave him 7 days.

wow, that is insane

To be clear, he was grinding that many tables of GLOBAL on an ipad? With no auto pop-up? While playing lollive poker? That guy is an animal.

ah, my bad

You can find these guys in Vegas at the Flamingo, and they are the nittiest Live players you would ever play with. It's a stretch to say that he is "playing" live poker while doing it. Set mining premium hunting, and folding would be a more accurate description

I 15 table them and it takes all of 15 minutes every Sunday to get 200 flops. I play 100 vpip and donk-fold every flop (or sometimes donkshove if it's like a 6way pot to make it go faster). If you're trying to actually win fake money then that's not the way to go, but it seems relevant enough to mention.

I stack them all on the same spot on my desktop so the call and folds buttons are in the same place on every table, it's an EZ game.

Day in & day out for 3/4's of the day -- thats where I am in awe.

If they can do it, what's not getting done at home, you know hygiene and well life itself??

now now, you're never going to accomplish anything in poker if you spend time worrying about hygiene and life itself, smh ...

but no seriously, I can't speak for other people but I'm just an addict who's lucky enough to win

Anyway, I feel like I'm wasting a ton of time defending this guy I don't know, but I myself have been accusing of botting numerous times, and as someone who hates cheating and angling and bum-hunting with every fiber of my being it personally bugs me to see accusations being presented with no proof.

How do you get the tables that require action to pop to the front of the stack?

The man (or bot) has never remotely had a downswing. The best in the world have down swings. I am not saying he's guilty, but it may be fair to question it

Yes, that's correct. It was pretty insane. There was another guy at the table playing 3-4 mtt's on pokerstars mobile on his ipad, that seemed more reasonable, but I'd never seen anyone doing more before on an ipad (and especially not GLOBAL for the reasons you asked lol).

I click the tab for the table on the main Global screen, it highlights when it requires action (and the table automatically pops to the front when you click on it). It's double the clicks, but hey, what can you do.

sure he does, it's just that it's really smoothed out over 24k games

He plays mostly 9m games, which are basically always softer than the 6m, and most of the games are the 3.3, the 6.6NONTURBO, the 11 and the 6.6TURBO, and his ROI in those games is completely doable afaik, when I was playing those games it was often me and 8 fish although I bet they're a bit tougher now.

I haven't figured that one out yet either

No innocent person gets this defensive about being asked to show evidence they were not cheating.