You don't really expect a site that exists and functions based on rakeba k to ever have anything positive to say about a network that offers none or even an affiliate agreement.

I know of a confirmed bot thats going on month 3 on the site, completely undetected and it’s not sophisticated at all. This was set up to test Globals new security team and they’ve failed miserably. They don’t have a team, they have players who report players. They’ve turned into a joke in the industry.

did u get unbanned bro? ive played against you every single day and never expected anything. -DUSTO716

aaaaaaaaand u dont report it? or is it you that has said bot? you should be banned for knowing about a bot and not reporting it. FACTS

I don’t play Global anymore, largely due to their incompetence. It isn’t not the communities job to police the games for them, especially when they’re touring new security expert. I’ve reported enough bots for Global. Time for them to step up and protect their players.

I don't like the witch hunt behaviour here.

playing super long sessions isn't enough to make someone a bot. Only the crudest bots play long sessions; typically they will only exist at lower stakes, where it's easier to not get caught. It's quite easy to clone a bot and have them play 2-3 hours a session each.

Tell em


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So whats the word?

BIRD -- bird is the word!!

But thankfully you continue to grace us with your presence and constant encouragement. How lucky are we?

Just as lucky as were to have you, a guy who plays 2nl who has the answer for every possible problem someone on 2p2 has.

Haha this. The company shill Splaya. Unlike you Splaya, I actually speak truth and help players, not read from a company FAQs sheet they gave you. I warned players of bots, warned them a few weeks before the PayPal fiasco with proof, etc. Provided the HH extension to over 50 players, etc. Even tho I don’t play Global, I can provide insights when I think it’ll help the community, even if it’s warnings. Keep hoping in every thread though shilling for the company with the corporate positive spin.

shut the hell up you paranoid clown

You know nothing about CONFIRMED BOTS. And even if you DID know about bots, which you don't, you've never illustrated to US that you know anything (you just bleat on about all this stuff you "know", with no documentation), so there's no reason to listen to word 1 of anything you say on the topic.

You've never helped any poker player, dumbass. In fact, all your bull**** does is HURT the traffic of this awesome site. You make all these outlandish claims and provide zero evidence of them actually being true.

"I can provide insights"

you're some random losing degen with a hard paranoia complex, what insight could you conceivably have? GTFO

In before "you're a shill", because that's totally what a non-paranoid, reasonable person calls everybody that has a different opinion.

although it's pretty funny to hear this bot talk after the guy most likely to be a bot in the entire SnG ecosystem gets exonerated

Rofl. You’re funny , and cute. I’ve reported and helped remove bots you don’t even know exist. Thank me and a few others for those refunds you got for losing to them. I do enjoy new break even ego sit n go players giving their insights though, it keeps things light and entertaining.

You're not funny, or cute, but you are DIRECTLY HURTING POKER PLAYERS AND THE ONLINE POKER ECOSYSTEM AS A WHOLE with your nonsense.

I mean, that's your right, but pleeeeease stop pretending like you're some noble dude reaching down to extend a hand to lift up all the dirty poker players.

"I actually seek truth and help players"

"I can provide insights"

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stop taking money out of our hands, *******

then get the **** out of the Global Poker forum

scaring people away from depositing with your bull**** hurts everybody

You’re off your meds today. Let’s try again tomorrow.

SAme here they maybe got rid of 1 or 2 of the 15-20 i reported from either bot activity or collusion. They are just like ACR. Unless Joey Ingram does a you tube they are to lazy to do anything. I don't play cash on it anymore. Several other players quit cash too. I just play few mtts now even in the mtts I have caught players colluding. They wont clean it up they wont make any rake off me. Thats how they learn is when they are raking money off their customers. That is very key is security and keeping the integrity of the game if you want to keep customer base. Thats why poker stars became so big. they have the best security of any poker site. POker sites think we need rake. Thats all they focus on is short term gains. But long term is terrible if security is not up to par.

poker one seems like a shill for the site. All the sites probably have shills who come in and defend the site like its their family member or something. Even when we prove cheating is going on the shill continues. Even after Joey Ingram shows full blown proof of cheating they still continue to defend these sites. Its pretty odd they dont have anything else better to do but defend global poker on 2+2. So important to defend it.

You don't own 2+2 poker forum. Your not the dictator of the forum. You need to be banned. Your a straight up nut job. Shilling aint easy?

FYP

Still waiting for the evidence. Is that on its way?

No, you haven't. I'm sure you honestly feel that you caught some people colluding, but that is a result of your ignorance about poker and your relative lack of intelligence. Sorry!

I make a lot of money playing poker on this website. I would like to see it thrive. Seems normal. You clowns saying a bunch of stuff on 2p2, a lot of which being overtly untrue, hurts the website on which I make a lot of money.

YOU'RE

illiterate mother****er

SHILLS herp de derp

y'all seem like some Alex Jones listeners, amiright? Is 2p2 poster pokerONETWO a lizard person? Only the SHEEPLE think NO.

Anyway, I'm interested in talking about TheOnlyHuman. He was cleared to continue playing, and all the people who were OH SO POSITIVE he was a bot suddenly got real quiet about it.

Like, where you at MikePence? Have you apologized to TheOnlyHuman? Or are you gonna be a sniveling little coward like the real Mike Pence?