Sup guys.

Was listening to the CJ podcast with Lex, and a seemingly-tilted greywolf Lex grinded CJ's gears for referring to a 2 as a "two" rather than a "deuce;" is the latter the statistically preferred nomenclature live? If you hear "I had pocket two's" do you insta color-tag that spot mentally?

Mainly asking because I'm about to make the transition to live, and I don't wanna waste EV being a noob tellbox. I got some chips for my desk that I practice ruffling while I grind now, just because that seems to be the live version of topping off your stack (aka a "reg flag")?

Been crushing 25NL for a good clip, hunting soft 50NL, so figure 1/2 should be lunch meat. I have a mirror by my terminal that I look at when I'm in big pots for my body language, and I happened upon some breathing exercises in an SFOD-D sniper autobio that really help keep my pulse down. I practice saying "what do you have behind?" and "all in" out loud before I jam, kinda with a low look like Scott Seever. My gf thinks I'm weird now, probably multiaccounting on me, but tbh she's a bare 9-high fd otf in the runout of my life, like it's whatever.

Not even considering hoodies/shades til at least deepstack 2/5, but what about tourneys? Got some sick powder blue ebay LV Millionaires waiting in the wing, but forum consensus seems to be that 5/10 is earliest acceptable level for haterblockers? But if I run deep I'm effectively playing 5/10+ with ICM adjusted, so I think in a $110 they could be advantageous for table image?

ty glgl

Duck.

Huh? Was this an Eminem song back in the day or something?

Absolutely love the name though - GIAL. Perfect.

my pocket trefi wins over your deuces

you are thinking way to much about this...just go to a casino and play.
You will learn more there in a day than staring at yourself in a mirror by your computer...also 1/2 is a joke...people are going to push all in with their $80 stack, so it really won't matter what your tells are.

if and when you move to 2/5...if a hoodie and glasses make you comfortabgle than wear them..but stop thinking so much about it....also if you understand the game well, 2/5 is easier than 1/2, bc your moves and actions actually get interpretted the way you want them to.

In my experience, the following rules are 100% reliable:

If someone says "I have pocket deuces" then they have them.

If they say "I have pocket twos" they don't.

If they say "I have pocket twos.. no, wait, I mean deuces" then they have one deuce and one other card.

I'm going to drop a number "two" on this thread

I'm going to drop a "deuce" on this thread

hmmmmm

I say twos. Not sure why I would start calling the number two, deuce, just cause I was playing cards.

I don't know if OP is levelling.

Either way, I like it.

I'm dropping a deuce while posting in a thread about two's on twoplustwo

i don't raise to deuce thousand

Goose

Depends on how revved up you get while in the blinding casino lights.

I give this level a deuce out of ten. Try harder next time.

this.

where to begin - never mind.

I say deuce online but I say two live.

Thought about it. Nope. Still don't give a deuce.

trip 2s ftw

Who does number deuce work for?!!??

Who does number deuce work for?!!??

lmao

LOVED your post!

max respect.

in some places they say "dewey" and it makes my head assplode

What about trey vs three?

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