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03-18-2016 , 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by killerkilbane23
Haha calm down i was only given advice. Jaime is obv a great streamer but for him to claim he a poker pro when his hourly must be 2 euro a hour is insane and will obv lead to **** in his chat. The chat cant argue with tonka cause he keeps winning. The chat cant argue with Jcraver cause he doesn't pretend he a pro anymore. Jaime makes bad plays then cant handle when chat says it. He hides his results now and claims its all variance. He must have 4 year downswing lol.

And this is my first name on here and yes ive won more than 50k in 4 years. Doesn't make me a poker pro or in the top 100 in the world lol. Makes me above average.
Pokerstars made him a pro because of his twitch audience. It is annoying that he claims to be so good despite the fact that he has never won much. Averages don't matter much when playing high stakes tournaments, they can binked for a $1m or 500k, but it's difficult to sustain the claim that you're great before you've ever done it !
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03-20-2016 , 03:11 AM
I tuned in and first thing I see is the guy putting his finger in his ear and then his mouth. Thanks, but no thanks.
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03-20-2016 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Barry Urinstein
I tuned in and first thing I see is the guy putting his finger in his ear and then his mouth. Thanks, but no thanks.
This seems more like a reason to watch than to not watch.

Its also possible that he got some gravy in his ear by accident and didnt want to waste.
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03-20-2016 , 07:10 PM
Tonkaaaa is very entertaining.

More rocknroll than the rest of the streamers.
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03-20-2016 , 07:57 PM
He's on his 3rd 5K bullet on Partypokers pokerfest right now. Sick guy
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03-20-2016 , 08:37 PM
Yeah and just doubled up to a healthy stack.
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03-20-2016 , 08:53 PM
Prob close to 20k in buyins today. I think he's gonna make a deep run in the 5200 tho.
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03-21-2016 , 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Barry Urinstein
I tuned in and first thing I see is the guy putting his finger in his ear and then his mouth. Thanks, but no thanks.
I would drag my balls through 100 miles of barbwire just to lick that finger myself! Okay okay, thats a bit of an exaggeration but 30 miles for sure!
The man is the new sex symbol of twitch poker for gods sake.

Last edited by Pyha Karu; 03-21-2016 at 07:17 AM.
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03-21-2016 , 11:52 AM
I stumbled upon Tonka. I think I remember him from back in the day. Could be wrong. He is def entertaining and I learn a lot from his stream. Hoping he streams more. Mah man!
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03-23-2016 , 03:27 AM
how did he do in the super tue?
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03-23-2016 , 05:11 AM
Cashed 2,5k.
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03-23-2016 , 08:28 AM
IMO, Tonka is now the best player on twitch ! The stream where he binked 109K was simply INSANE ! Gotta love that guy
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03-23-2016 , 09:40 AM
Ask jono plz
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03-25-2016 , 05:08 AM
Ma MAN!!
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03-26-2016 , 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by magking1
This seems more like a reason to watch than to not watch.

Its also possible that he got some gravy in his ear by accident and didnt want to waste.
Very nice!





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Originally Posted by Pyha Karu
I would drag my balls through 100 miles of barbwire just to lick that finger myself! Okay okay, thats a bit of an exaggeration but 30 miles for sure!
The man is the new sex symbol of twitch poker for gods sake.
Oh, this one too.

The things that can happen when people are properly teed up
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03-26-2016 , 04:42 PM


Might be the 1st time after some hours tonka is still ahead of staples. He might afterall take the 2nd place and wouldn't be surprised if he passes carver at some point. That nj streaming and one tabling ain't that interesting imo.
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03-26-2016 , 05:40 PM
Staples numbers have dropped dramatically since the whole viewbot stuff.

Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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03-31-2016 , 06:34 PM
Having a decent day. Won the 55$ for ~2k ft some other tournament or bubled it cant remember. Now hu in crocodile at 888 7k to 1st and prolly cashing the thrilla allso after getting bootys for over 2k.
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03-31-2016 , 06:48 PM
This - guy - F UCKS. Just took down the croc aswell.
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04-06-2016 , 10:51 AM
Ya tonkas stream deffo the best at the moment due to it having a very natural and entertaining feel to it. Best episode was when he got wasted with his dad on a wednesday lol. Doug polks upswing poker i can also see becoming big that is also is very entertaining and he seems like a charasmatic guy.
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04-12-2016 , 08:17 PM
Got old pretty quickly.

RIP
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04-13-2016 , 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixcat
Got old pretty quickly.

RIP
Nah. Tonka still best streamer rn
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05-22-2016 , 01:39 PM
This guy has this really weird habit of pressing stats/info hundreds of times during steam.

I never noticed until someone pointed it out in chat and now ahhhhh, once you notice it it's all you see.

Ah well, still a good player. Bought some action today so hopefully he takes down the main!
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05-22-2016 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by harminoff
This guy has this really weird habit of pressing stats/info hundreds of times during steam.
Lol yeah I think he mentioned its from some computer game and is too used to click something rapidly.
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05-23-2016 , 04:16 PM
2/6 in the SCOOP medium warm-up. $156k for first.

11k viewers, 67 new subs today. Paging Jimmy Stapler.
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