Hahahahahha

i messed up with yogg today.

against a freeze mage with ice block up, i popped the block then played yogg hoping for a heal. Yogg cast flare 2 times and I realize i'm a dummy.

I was playing Freeze Mage against a Yogg Druid. He was dead next turn, had played a ton of spells, and was almost out of cards. He plays Yogg.

-Damages himself down to 1 health from fatigue/spells
-Gets Ice Block
-Stand Against Darkness after clearing the board
-Gangs up silver hand recruit which saves him from dying to fatigue
-Flare which removes my Ice Barrier

I pop his block and he lethals me with savage roar + 2 remaining silver hand recruits, which wouldn't have been enough damage if the flare hadn't killed my barrier. I wasn't even mad.

needed a miracle against zoo, down to 6 health facing a full board with sea giant.

YOGG clears the entire board but the sea giant and another minion, puts up a MISDIRECTION, and sea giant hits the warlocks face to give me the win

opponent adds me and laughs about it afterwards

YOGG

Driven by confidence faulty, while I pondered, sore and salty,
Over many OP net decks rated by the highest score-
While I seethed, ego stinging, holding hope for legend, clinging-
Sportatic win streaks stringing, stringing me towards endless chore.
"Tis just variance," I muttered, "keeping me from stars of yore-
Only this and nothing more."

Deep in my collection peering, guilty I felt crafting, fearing,
Doubting, dusting epics stronger than post-nerf Ancient of Lore;
But my will would be unshaken, Flamewreathed Faceless was jmakined,
Yet my dread was awakened with the thought of "Kirbynator".
The rare, radiant maiden whom twitchers name "Kirbynator"-
Wrecking brackets evermore.

Presently my heart grew stronger; hesitate to queue no longer,
"Greetings friend, dear Madam, truly your concession I implore;
The fact is you are gate-keeping, my self-loathing still is heaping,
A legend back I am reaping, reaping what I doth quest for,
The board is lost, leave, I implore"-(here I tap hero powor);-
Flamestrike then and nothing more.

Back to turn eight pre end-turning, all my soul within me burning,
Overloading with the fury no mortal dared dream before.
"The goose is loose! You're top-decking! Face the place your portrait's wrecking;
Wrecking while you are just pecking, pecking at my health galore.
Let my heart be still a moment and this victory savor;—
You've one card left, nothing more!"

But then Jaina, sitting lonely on the placid bust, played only
That one card, as if her soul in that one card she did outpour.
Yogg-Saron, Hope's End, she beckoned; my bad manner to be reckoned-
First one pyro, then a second- leading to a Poly:Boar.
And my soul from out the shadow that lies chained to rank five's floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!

As good as Yogg has been for me overall, his Servant has been that bad, he only casts 1 spell but invariably that 1 spell is something negative for me, think I'm done with that guy

Worst servant I've seen was forbidden flaming itself on 10 mana. Effectively 10 mana discard a card

I honestly can't think of why anyone would run servant

Even in a Reno deck there's got to be so many better options for 5 mana

my favourite was my opponent playing servant and it using soulfire on itself

Servant casted convert on my yshaarj in arena and I lost because of it

A Yogg story in which Yogg wasn't played

Playing Yogg n Load vs a Shaman. He's at 8, I'm at 14. I have 0 cards in hand. His board is:

3/3 Trogg, Cult Master, Flametongue, Heal Totem. He also has a Doomhammer.

I draw Quickshot. If I use it on Flametongue I can survive if he has no Lightning Bolt or Rockbiter. But I say nay, I praise the great lord Yogg Saron. I play to win. I Quickshot the face, hoping for a Kill Command. Tracking. OKAY I CAN WORK WITH THIS. Deadly Shot, Bear Trap, Animal Companion. Once again, Bear Trap could keep me alive. BUT I PLAY TO WIN. ANIMAL COMPANION. HUFFER. HERO POWER. THE CROWD GOES WILD.


A recent opponent would like to be your friend.

Him: "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD"
Him: "QUICKSHOT INTO TRACKING INTO ANIMAL COMPANION INTO HUFFER"
Him: "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF"
Me: "Please don't, I don't want that on me"
Me: "Just build Yogg n Load and embrace your new lord and savior, Yogg Saron"
Him: "Y'Shaarj is better"
Me: "gtfo"
Me: "We're not friends anymore"

Hope he follows through now

Praise the wrong God -> Get punished

they'll learn eventually

Playing mirror control warrior and we get our golden monkeys on the same turn, both in fatigue. I get TWO (!) Yoggs from it. First one does some stuff and wipes board, plus makes him draw three times.

Two or three turns later he's got a proc'd Grommash and a Baron Geddon at full health, I'm behind about 30 hp. Drop second Yogg, casts humility followed by avenging wrath, insta concede.

PRAISE HIM

I did my first 20 spell yogg and took 2 pyros to the face, still won. Luckily he cast that +8 armor thing on me.

PRAISE YOGG for blessing cakewalk with a free observe-a-friend pack today. I forget the exact chain of events, but I started turn 12ish with 5% win equity, top-decked YOGG, and won the next turn. My opponent played a false-prophet YOGG (non-golden = BLASPHEMY) the turn after mine and he not only did he work in mysterious ways he also left my opponent at low health for an easy direct damage spell win.

From a seemingly unwinnable position, just had Yogg burn my opponent down into fireball range, despite my opponent having a full board, and then cast prep and innervate and draw me a fireball.

PRAISE HIM

Just had Yogg sacrificial pact jaraxxus.

PRAISE YOGG

Opponent at 4, empty board.

I have 2 2/2 hyenas and Call of the Wild in hand, so I'm like 99.5% to win.

Turn ends with both hyenas dead, Yogg 11/7, 2 3/7 taunts, 3/3 webspinner.

You can't even be mad when that happens.

Starting position: Opponent board with a 5/4 Blackwing Corruptor and a 3/2 Blackwing Technician, I have nothing. The game has been pretty even, but I need some cards.

Ending position: His BC is now 11/10 and BT 5/6 and he also has a 5/5 Bloodmage Thalnos with taunt. My board is empty and my hand got astral comunioned.

Gotta love this card.

starting position: opponent has a call of the wild, highmane, and kodo on board vs my ragnaros. both around 20 health. i have two cards in hand but one is

YOGG

first spell is a DOOOOOOM to kill everything and draw me seven cards. then YOGG was kind enough to clean up the hyenas with a slam and shadow word pain. swipe to the face for good measure alongside some irrelevant stuff.

YOGG

5th Yogg this game across both of us! (i gang uped mine, he played one and get one from elise)

how did you still have cards?!?!

Almost no draw somehow

There was a "praise yogg" graffiti'd into the school bathroom. Praise him

This guy needed to clear my call of the wild board and deal 13 damage to my face all within 9 yogg cards. Brawl-Yogg wins + Pyroblast to my face + Feral Rage (+4 attack) = lethal.

Truly he praised harder than me