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(1) He sails on KL. We can assume the gold for Salador Saan means that he now has the pirates that Davos desperately wanted for the original assault. They can sail straight from Braavos for a surprise attack on KL. However, from a storytelling perspective, this is the same thing that happened two seasons ago, so it would have to have much different results in order to not be lame. This suggests that if Stannis sails on KL, he sacks it and takes the throne. If he got beat back again and licked his wounds in Dragonstone, we'd all be pretty pissed, rightfully so. That's terrible writing. However, sacking the city would be epic
Yeah this seems unlikely.
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But this leaves two problems: (1) it's Stannis. He's boring. The show cannot run with him on the throne for that long. He has no charisma. (2) The Lannisters are boss. They have all the charisma. The best part of GoT is the intrigue the Lannisters ruling King's Landing brings. If Stannis sails on KL and sacks it, that would necessarily mean he kills the Lannisters. This could happen. What I mean is that the overarching GoT story that appears to involve dragons, walkers, and a god that demands death by fire, the Lannisters can all die without tearing the fabric. It would make for a really crappy viewing experience though, since the Lannisters are so fun.
And yeah, this isn't going to happen imo. Sure, GoT throws curveballs, but they're not killing off the Lannisters now. They've sunk too much time into building the Lannister characters to kill them all off.
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This suggests that the only way for Stannis to sack KL would be if the Lannisters somehow aren't there. This appears unlikely except with the trial by combat development. If it was Mountain vs Oberyn, which I think it will be, it could mean that instead of sending a rider to go get Mountain wherever he's stationed, the court and company ride out to meet him and hold the trial outside of KL. This allows Stannis to glide into KL, sack it, take the throne, make us all scream epiiiiiiiiiic, while keeping the Lannisters alive. The Lannisters would obviously be counterattacking KL from outside. This could make for very exciting storytelling.
This technically seems like a possibility, if it wasn't for the absurdity of bringing the king and all of his entourage to The Mountain rather than just having him come to KL.
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Add to that a possibility that the burgeoning alliance with the Martels happens, and maybe we could get something like the Lannisters and Boltons attacking Stannis from the North while the Martels slide in from the South. I don't know where the Tyrells would be in this. I think the Reach is somewhere west of KL, so if they stay allied with the Lannisters, the Stannis would be getting hit from all sides. Part of me suspects that the Tyrells might doublecross the Lannisters though. That has something to do with the Iron Bank. Littlefinger worked with them a lot in the past and might now be in cahoots with them, which could mean the Tyrells also are. But that would mean that bringing Stannis into the fold was also the plan, and I don't like that. It's too convoluted
One of the problems I have speculating about this is I have no idea how big fleet and army Stannis has and how it compares to the Lannisters and whatever allies they have. Maybe Stannis could sack the city and the Lannisters flee to one of their allies (although that doesn't seem like a very Lannistery thing to do) and we have this scenario play out. Maybe ending with the Tyrells doublecrossing the Lannisters to tie it together with the KL story-line they've been building in s4. I'm not sure why you think the Tyrells have to be in cahoots with the Iron Bank. All I know is that LF borrowed money from them as master of coin, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's on good terms with them.
My prediction is that we'll see this Lannisters vs Olenna/LF situation play out before any involvement by Stannis.
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The second avenue I thought of for Stannis and his new army assumes the next most likely action he takes other than sailing on KL. Melisandre appears again convinces him what she told him at the end of s3: they have to go to the Wall. This could mean that instead of sailing on KL directly, Stannis wants to take Winterfell, and use that as a stronghold by which to amass a greater army by conquering the North, then using that power to march on KL from there while also sending troops to the Wall
That's possible. Melisandre seems more interested in the actual wall though, not having Winterfell as a stronghold.
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This is likely to happen since Mance has apparently been on the cusp of invasion since the end of s3. After he does, I can't see how the Wall doesn't fall, but I also don't think the Wall will fall because it's such a central part of the story. I suspect the Night's Watch will have to be up on the Wall to face the Walkers, which means that Mance shouldn't be able to conquer it. This suggests that the Wall may soon get a bunch of reinforcements that end up thwarting Mance's army
Honestly I don't know which of these is more likely. There is good foreshadowing for either. Regardless, something big has to happen with Stannis. I think we're so used to seeing him just moping around his castle that we forget he's just one army away from crushing some peeps. And now he has that army. He just doesn't feel like a major player to me though. I mean, he has the so-called king's blood and the LoL on his side, which has been demonstrated to be hyper powerful. But it's Stannis. He has the charisma of a bagel. In a way I could see him being a major player on the Wall, but not in KL. But on the flipside, the Iron Bank supposedly gave him money so he could take KL
This is a good point. I wouldn't totally write off Mance's chances of advancing past the wall though. I'm not even sure what Mance's game plan is, but it seems like he'd be interested in holding the wall because he's concerned about the white walkers as well. Maybe not.
Regardless, this is the theory I like best. Important to note what Stannis saw in the fire which made him believe in the Lord of Light and that he's the future king:
"a great battle in the snow". This could mean he's at the wall or that he's in KL, at the time where both Dany and Bran have had visions of snow at the iron throne. I think all of those visions will prove to be correct, it's just hard to tell what exactly they're about.
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I just wanna see some **** go down. Stannis has to be pulled out of the weeds. And the Greyjoys should be drowned. The show could get rid of everything Greyjoy and the story would be the same. I have no freaking idea why the stupid Iron Islands even exist. Hey maybe Stannis sails on the Iron Islands first and wipes them out. That would be fun
I think Stannis storyline will gain steam now. And I already enjoy the Greyjoys, except for the botched scene this season where Yara tried to save Theon I think it's been top notch.
Prediction: Stannis will go north, book it!