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Old 07-13-2005, 05:54 AM   #26
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lol, oh god i damn near died just now... that was great
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:59 PM   #27
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Please be careful. I already almost killed my friend.
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Old 07-13-2005, 02:06 PM   #28
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beautiful, just beautiful.
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Old 07-13-2005, 02:18 PM   #29
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I think I owe the office an explanation of why I suddenly hit the floor in hysteria.

I mean jeebus dude, where do you come up with this stuff?

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Old 07-13-2005, 06:10 PM   #30
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I mean jeebus dude, where do you come up with this stuff?

I'm just awesome. That's all.
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Old 07-13-2005, 06:23 PM   #31
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funniest thread ive ever read in my life.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:16 AM   #32
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omfg, i just read this after seeing it in the digest, excellent work on that, this guy is constantly harresing me and i [censored] with him a little bit but never this funny... Nick B. use a fake AIM account to mess with him a while ago too, I'd be shocked if this guy has EVER gotten money, but he mustve if he keeps doing it.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:22 AM   #33
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These guys do get money. I know someone that sent 50 bucks or so to one of them once. For a 13 year old kid (my estimated age of the offender) that's a lot of money!
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:43 PM   #34
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You have my permission to recreate the story.
Not the same guy, but a similar situation...

FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM

martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello

martytex: get lost u junkie
lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back
metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk

martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.




All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.

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Old 07-30-2005, 01:56 PM   #35
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skinsftbl: so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude

That made me cry I laughed so hard.
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Old 07-30-2005, 01:57 PM   #36
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You have my permission to recreate the story.
Not the same guy, but a similar situation...

FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM

martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello

martytex: get lost u junkie
lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back
metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk

martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.




All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.

Adam
Nice work. Try reeling him in a little first, so he really thinks you might pay him.

But yeah, I hope this catches on.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:32 PM   #37
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lol....i really aint got much to say besides that.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:44 PM   #38
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I think "1/2 lb of my own poop" should be the new 'sup bro'
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:29 AM   #39
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Old 12-31-2005, 10:55 AM   #40
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Very funny, nice job.
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Old 12-31-2005, 01:58 PM   #41
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This is better then Snakes On a mutha f*cking plane.
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Old 12-31-2005, 02:26 PM   #42
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Pure gold.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:14 PM   #43
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Can't believe I missed this, thank god for the bumps. I"m still crying I'm laughing so hard. Thanks jman!
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:21 PM   #44
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Can't believe I missed this, thank god for the bumps. I"m still crying I'm laughing so hard. Thanks jman!
considering the thread was start 4 months before you registered its not surprising that you did
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:26 PM   #45
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bravo
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:51 PM   #46
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[censored] I got halfway through this and realized I read this months ago
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:49 PM   #47
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[censored] I got halfway through this and realized I read this months ago
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Old 04-15-2006, 06:26 PM   #48
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Hilarious! Who would be naive enough to loan some random PP Donk money?
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Old 04-15-2006, 06:33 PM   #49
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Old 04-15-2006, 06:49 PM   #50
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Wonderful!
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